Second of 3 new reviews today.
External Link/Members OnlySo after walking from my first B&S I was looking for a more conventional option with the possibility of more sweeties to choose from. I came across Bubbles Massage Spa on Google and although I could not actually find any reviews on here when searching I did find some encouraging comments like “it is the only place I go to” or “it has been refurbished since lockdown.”
I decided to give it a go, easy to find parking close by at £2.70 for 2 hours and opposite the train station.
You walk into a corridor and The inside door of the premises is well hidden away from the street. The first impression on the outside was it looked a bit vintage and like it needed a bit of tidying up. This was backed up by a second impression on entering the parlour. To me it looked very dingy cheaply decorated. I was greeted by 2 pleasant but very plain looking English girls, both mid to late 40s I would guess. I chose the more attractive of the pair, a lady called Sam. It says on her therapist profile she is 34, 5ft 9, and size 10. The pics are hugely photoshopped, I would add the usual 5-10 years and 1-2 dress sizes but height about right, (she was big package). She was very welcoming but looked very mumsy apart from a nice pair of enhanced funbags. For half an hour The price is £25 for entrance fee although you can pay an extra £30 for a VIP jacuzzi room which I had to go through to get to the toilet on arrival. I’m pleased I didn’t pay for this option because the jacuzzi was empty and filthy as if it hadn’t been used for weeks.
Anyway after paying the £25 I was shown to the normal room by Sam which had a standard bed. Again the room was not necessarily dirty but I didn’t find it inviting either, very darkly decorated looked like it had been done on a very small budget.
Once in the room I was given the tip prices for half an hour
£30 clothed mass and HE
£40 topless mass and HE
£50 nude mass and HE
£60 B2B mass and HE ( this was the only one that allowed touching of boobs and bum only)
I thought for a quick tug I would just plump for the £40 so at least I got a good eyeful of her best assets. I had already lined up a cheaper plan c later in the day so didn’t want to waste too much dosh.
Sam was supposed to be a trained masseuse, and although the massage was reasonable and enjoyable I didn’t think it was to professional standards. Whilst on my back there were plenty of “Bubbles Ball Teasing”, but the little fella was not particularly alert at this stage.
Once turned around Sam put plenty of oil on my chest , and the soldier area and he began to stand to attention while I ogled her tits. The HE was quite skilful, I normally need to be fingering wet pussy or better still their brown ring to get to the vinegar stroke. I went for a cheeky touch of her nipples but she said nah nah I had to pay extra for that. So with no touching allowed and a WG I was not particularly attracted to she did well to milk my man juice out, which is why this is a neutral and not a negative. Sam cleaned up then soaped my back in the shower to finish.
Would I return - no. But not a complete waste of my time and money.
