I think this is a TOFTT, please delete in the title if it is not.
Sometimes , my dick’s curiosity and it’s search for the perfect pink unicorn with impeccable looks, flawless body and perfect service means I occasionally take a gamble at an advert I clearly know is nailed on to be B&S. After all at least the odd switch claiming to be “20 year old” must be decent, right?
External Link/Members OnlyThe fact that this advert title did say Thai, and real photos, plus large breasts plus the pictures are almost identical to any dream girl image I may have in my head, I decided to risk a text and ask for more info.
Comms came back pretty quickly
darling I offer massage and GFE, inc massage, chatting, touching and sex. £100 for 1 hour
I also distinctly asked is the picture in vivastreet advert you? And the reply came back Yes 100%. She also confirmed she was 20 years old. So I booked a time and started to drive to the destination which was an hour away from my home.
Got to Derby, parked up and rang to confirm I had arrived. Girl answered with good English, House number given and then the normal hiding behind the door trick as I went into the first room of the house.
Then the smiley obviously Chinese switch became visible. She must of been around 30ish, not ugly, but not attractive, not fat but not a great figure with tits that looked smallish under her top. Obviously not the girl in the photo which I showed her on my phone together with the conversation that said she was this girl. This is when surprise surprise she didn’t seem to understand much English. The girl was pleasant enough and I never felt threatened but it was an obvious walk for me and I ended up looking for a plan b in Derby for my first pop (my next review) before moving on to plan c for the 2nd pop which I had arranged earlier in the day……… just in case. Plan C was a new girl for me at a regular destination. ( 3rd review of the day if I get time or don’t fall asleep).
I know these less attractive girls or their managers/pimps are trying to entice customers to book and part with their cash, but surely they would get more actual punters interested in staying and make much more money by providing genuine photos. I rarely text or even take notice of the Chinese / Korean adverts because 99.9% are B&S (I should of ignored this one too) plus you get so many more walkers. If the pics were genuine I might take a more calculated gamble at a 50/50 pic depending on reviews.
My Dad used to say “fuck em all, you might miss a good un” unfortunately my bank balance doesn’t allow for this. Thank god for the reviews on UKP.
