Fuerteventura May 2022 IMPORTANT UPDATES
1)
Majestic night club Fuerteventura does not EXIST anymore in May 2022, I repeat. It has turned into a surf bar or something, anyway the picture on google map is not updated, I attached below the picture I took on exact same spot as the one in google map. I this HELPS guys for reals.
2) SUICIDE MISSION to whore house in middle of the desert:
After I realized Majestic night club is gone, I became extra horny from scarcity hitting in, I know we all know what this feels like, well… my dick toke over my rational mind and did I search like a mofo on google for escourt, luckily I found a list site, click on literally the first listing, it was 18.30 by 19:00 I was Bangingg, it was my cheapest punt but to my surprise much better the 100++ - 150++ euros I had.. but maybe because it seem so DODGEY I went in with negative expectation and didn’t mind punting shet chic for 60 euros, this place was in the middle of the desert lmao, I rented a car so all good for me, 8 min drive from Correjo, first time a punt a Venezuelan chica, goddam I’m impressed, the Brazilian meninas has strong competition their way, I confirm that Portugese girls are trash compare to BR and VN chics, if you want to punt in Portugal, brothers.. London is muchhhhhh better with AW..
Source:
External Link/Members OnlyComms:
Whatsapp responded nearly instantly and very promptly, speaks ZERO ENGLISH, I use google translate, she ask which chic I want basically 5 chics available, all Latinas.
Cost:
1 hour, 120 euros
30 mins, 60 euros
They also do outcalls
Place & Chica (I picked the one with blonde dyed hair, think her working name here is Melissa):
Place was 8 min drive from Correjo (attached map below), it seem dodgey front he outside like a Mexican drug lord outpost in the middle of the effin desert, but man’s effin horny what can a man do right guys? It was quite exciting actually like a adventure, at this point I sent location pics to my friends that If I went missing it’s this house in the middle of the desert. When going in it was much better than expected, nothing was worn out actually, it is not new new but not old, maybe was just renovated, painted white walls, floor are gray titles and just wood sides, actually overall was much cleaner that expected. It is basically a whore house, many other chics also live here I think, because the chica I punt had her suitcase in the room. First the chic that answer the whatsapp like the mamasan/manager got me to wait in a room with sofa and that my chic will come soon, I was thinking oh hell no I’m banging on this sofa? But it was 60 euros in the middle of the dessert so I came at peace with it, when the chica came she looked better than the photo and was warm/friendly, the staff here was friendly as well to be honest, we went to her room, not bad, quite clean actually, then we proceed classic vanilla, but man she was good, right curves, bouncy skin, not like the dry Portugese chics, quite passionate, natural boobs which she smothered me and I couldn’t breath, accidental suffocation seem more likely than being kidnapped at this point, when 30 mins hit the lady actually comes to knock at the door guys btw. But all good I was already done, thanks to my warmup 30 min punts in London with AW, man knows the flow, I end up giving another 20 euros tip to the chica cause I like her, when I told her she was my first Venezuelan chica, she seem flattered and proud. So I instead of what seem like high risk of possible kidnapping, I was raped my a chicas boobs and nearly suffocated, I do this for the brothers.
overall would RECOMMEND this DESERT WHORE house.
Enjoy
