The office tart

[sir wanksalot]

Has anyone ever had the pleasure or got any stories to regale us with?

By sheer misfortune I started work at a couple of places where the staff would tell me that they had a colleague who had only very recently left who was known as the office bike/tart and that I'm lucky she had left otherwise she'd have got her teeth into me and I was like, "yeah, bloody hell, can't believe you would do that at work" but actually inside I'm thinking "fuckety fuck!"

[The0neAnd0nly]

Yeah a few times. I never told anyone at work about it though as the whole discretion thing was part of the excitement and rules. People with loose lips sink ships and all that and its normally been when me / her or both have already been in a relationship.

Office fucks happen a lot more then anyone actually knows I reckon. For every one that people know about or share there are probably twice as many kept on the schtum.

I tended to avoid the office tart types who make it obvious. They tended to go after more director/ higher management types and it was always obvious when they were getting seen to by anyone higher up. I couldn't work in  office where most of the staff were male, nothing like talking about which birds are the filthiest or DTF with colleagues lol

[sparkus]

Once or twice but as said above, if you're in the market for screwing around at work then it's best to fly under the radar and seek out more covert opportunities.

I remember starting work years ago and being told of a legendary slut in Accounts who'd wrecked a good few marriages but had long left.

[lillythesavage]

My third and final office based job, not the office bike lol, but a very good looking red head who became a challenge to succeed where others had failed. 

[jeanphillipe]

Back when I was 19 , she had a crazy body , perfect peach of an ass. Must have been in her late 30's

One of those girls where you think WOW ... and then she turns around....

That didnt stop my teen raging hormones though...

Second time was a lady at a construction company that everyone seemed to have had a turn with, I could tell she was steering the conversation that but she wasnt my type.

Last one is my lifes biggest regret. Only around 7 years ago a receptionist was hired at a place I do business with. She was 16 when she started , very beautiful solid 8 maybe 9 with daddy issues. Seemed to like older blokes. Anyway after a year or so she started flirting , I took her out for her lunch break a couple of times (wasnt the only, pretty girls done pay as they say)

Then came my biggest regret I was with her alone in the office , they had had some stuff stolen and she needed help with the c.c.t.v so I stayed and helped her with their hard to use system . She is literally sat on the floor next to me while I'm on the chair , next thing she like scoot over and sits on my lap ! My awkward ass cant handle it but I'm trying to stay cool while we both pretend to focus on the c.c.t.v.
Anyway the culprit pops up who stole the stuff , which is in a store room at the back and she is like oh I'm so scared  can you come with me to the store room ... ( now in the back of my head  I've got alarm bells ringing, is this legal? shes 17 what will the client say if we get caught? High 5 me maybe lmao.) Shes holding my arm , pretending to be scared acting all vulnerable and here comes the anticlmactic end. Your boy bottled it. She made every indication and I just couldnt go through with it, in the back of my head I thought I'll take her out and do it another way.

But nothing else ever happened after that it must have been the perfect moment where she was super horny and I was there. I'm a bit of a yo yo with my weight and she prolly didnt find me attractive with the weight.

After wards news trickled of a couple of guys in the office thay had had a turn. But she is a committed relationship now and looking more stunning and glamorous then ever. Still got her number we exchange pleasantries on watsapp here and there. She randomly drops me a message when she dont hear from me for a while and I'll make an excuse to message her on a work related thing, pathetic lol. She been promoted twice since then. I keep an eye on her tik tok and other socials  and think you Lemon you could have scratched that itch and now you prolly never will... (her fellas is an incredibly good looking lad with a high position in her company)

Now all I got is my fantasies I always play that moment out , especially when she's in the office working those wet look  leggings , she pulls them of so well. Shes just a cocktease now.

[King Nuts]

Early 90s, I worked for a major international entertainment company. The London office had around 500 staff, located in the West End. They were the good times, with the economy having levelled out after the 80s slumps, and money seemed to flow quite easily. It was a business that attracted... let's call them fun-loving types. My first secretary/PA was a very good looking girl, tall and leggy, maybe around 20 years old, but still wonderfully naive. Within a month or so, I came to realise that almost everyone in my department had been there, apart from me. I was simply trying to be professional (yeah, I know...)

She moved on and the next one I did have a fling with. Short, blonde and busty (v much my type at the time), I thought we had the perfect cover. Lunches and dinners and even some hotel rooms as well as a great many cabs were all expensed, and no-one seemed too bothered. Even took her on a couple of foreign trips, all on business of course. And then I discovered I wasn't the only one availing myself of her not inconsiderable charms. But as I was married at the time, there was fuck-all I could do about it.

After that, there was a woman in the legal department. Quite buttoned-up, Roedean accent, as posh as she was clever, I discovered she liked to let her hair down on occasion. She'd get absurdly drunk - and we're talking 'face down in your dinner/knocking everything over' drunk - and then demand a sexual favour or three. She might not have been the best looking woman in the world, but her armoury was a fabulous figure, tight skirts and all too frequently a deliberate glimpse of stockings and suspenders underneath. Good enough for me. Again, I never really knew either way, but I can't believe I was the only one who showed any interest. Or that she didn't pick on when she was feeling game for a laugh.

Meanwhile, I'd got another PA. Seemed v proper on the outside, and had a long list of things she refused to do. Like making coffee. And she refused to lick and seal any envelopes (this was pre internet of course) but from the gossip I'd picked up, didn't seem to have that problem with putting various penises into her mouth. And when we all went on away day somewhere or other, I recall her getting monumentally drunk and passing out on the coach on the way back, with some oik having his hand down the front of her knickers in view of anyone who was looking.

Happy days.

[sir wanksalot]

Back when I was 19 , she had a crazy body , perfect peach of an ass. Must have been in her late 30's

One of those girls where you think WOW ... and then she turns around....

That didnt stop my teen raging hormones though...

Second time was a lady at a construction company that everyone seemed to have had a turn with, I could tell she was steering the conversation that but she wasnt my type.

Last one is my lifes biggest regret. Only around 7 years ago a receptionist was hired at a place I do business with. She was 16 when she started , very beautiful solid 8 maybe 9 with daddy issues. Seemed to like older blokes. Anyway after a year or so she started flirting , I took her out for her lunch break a couple of times (wasnt the only, pretty girls done pay as they say)

Then came my biggest regret I was with her alone in the office , they had had some stuff stolen and she needed help with the c.c.t.v so I stayed and helped her with their hard to use system . She is literally sat on the floor next to me while I'm on the chair , next thing she like scoot over and sits on my lap ! My awkward ass cant handle it but I'm trying to stay cool while we both pretend to focus on the c.c.t.v.
Anyway the culprit pops up who stole the stuff , which is in a store room at the back and she is like oh I'm so scared  can you come with me to the store room ... ( now in the back of my head  I've got alarm bells ringing, is this legal? shes 17 what will the client say if we get caught? High 5 me maybe lmao.) Shes holding my arm , pretending to be scared acting all vulnerable and here comes the anticlmactic end. Your boy bottled it. She made every indication and I just couldnt go through with it, in the back of my head I thought I'll take her out and do it another way.

But nothing else ever happened after that it must have been the perfect moment where she was super horny and I was there. I'm a bit of a yo yo with my weight and she prolly didnt find me attractive with the weight.

After wards news trickled of a couple of guys in the office thay had had a turn. But she is a committed relationship now and looking more stunning and glamorous then ever. Still got her number we exchange pleasantries on watsapp here and there. She randomly drops me a message when she dont hear from me for a while and I'll make an excuse to message her on a work related thing, pathetic lol. She been promoted twice since then. I keep an eye on her tik tok and other socials  and think you Lemon you could have scratched that itch and now you prolly never will... (her fellas is an incredibly good looking lad with a high position in her company)

Now all I got is my fantasies I always play that moment out , especially when she's in the office working those wet look  leggings , she pulls them of so well. Shes just a cocktease now.

Haha. I feel the pain of your regret. They say it's the things in life we do NOT do that we regret the most.

Having said that I think I may also have bottled it at that moment. To my never ending annoyance I am not one of those guys who strikes when the iron is hot. I'm an overthinker.

[sir wanksalot]

Early 90s, I worked for a major international entertainment company. The London office had around 500 staff, located in the West End. They were the good times, with the economy having levelled out after the 80s slumps, and money seemed to flow quite easily. It was a business that attracted... let's call them fun-loving types. My first secretary/PA was a very good looking girl, tall and leggy, maybe around 20 years old, but still wonderfully naive. Within a month or so, I came to realise that almost everyone in my department had been there, apart from me. I was simply trying to be professional (yeah, I know...)

She moved on and the next one I did have a fling with. Short, blonde and busty (v much my type at the time), I thought we had the perfect cover. Lunches and dinners and even some hotel rooms as well as a great many cabs were all expensed, and no-one seemed too bothered. Even took her on a couple of foreign trips, all on business of course. And then I discovered I wasn't the only one availing myself of her not inconsiderable charms. But as I was married at the time, there was fuck-all I could do about it.

After that, there was a woman in the legal department. Quite buttoned-up, Roedean accent, as posh as she was clever, I discovered she liked to let her hair down on occasion. She'd get absurdly drunk - and we're talking 'face down in your dinner/knocking everything over' drunk - and then demand a sexual favour or three. She might not have been the best looking woman in the world, but her armoury was a fabulous figure, tight skirts and all too frequently a deliberate glimpse of stockings and suspenders underneath. Good enough for me. Again, I never really knew either way, but I can't believe I was the only one who showed any interest. Or that she didn't pick on when she was feeling game for a laugh.

Meanwhile, I'd got another PA. Seemed v proper on the outside, and had a long list of things she refused to do. Like making coffee. And she refused to lick and seal any envelopes (this was pre internet of course) but from the gossip I'd picked up, didn't seem to have that problem with putting various penises into her mouth. And when we all went on away day somewhere or other, I recall her getting monumentally drunk and passing out on the coach on the way back, with some oik having his hand down the front of her knickers in view of anyone who was looking.

Happy days.

We seem to have different standards in civvy life as opposed to our punting world and rightly so I suppose. If we're paying then we get to choose what we're willing to compromise on.

And yet, those women in civvy life who are lacking in some physical attributes but not in others are the ones that can make our heads spin!

[RMwonderer]

Whilst working at my previous job there was a recently divorced milf who preyed on the younger guys. I got a turn once. Struggled to keep up with her.

Use to meet up time to time. Got me playing pokemon go and use to trade her sons world cup/euro stickers with me. Then she went radio silence. Fuck knows what shes up to these days

[sparkus]

We seem to have different standards in civvy life as opposed to our punting world and rightly so I suppose. If we're paying then we get to choose what we're willing to compromise on.

And yet, those women in civvy life who are lacking in some physical attributes but not in others are the ones that can make our heads spin!

Trade offs really.  I've had some quality sex with some not that attractive colleagues and other male colleagues have mocked it because they're too busy salivating over hotties who'd go nowhere near them in a million years.

(I've had also had it with quite attractive colleagues too but the point still stands)

If you've worked in pubs then you've definitely chanced across a certain kind of landlady who sees much younger men as a perk (though I doubt such women exist now).

[sir wanksalot]

Trade offs really.  I've had some quality sex with some not that attractive colleagues and other male colleagues have mocked it because they're too busy salivating over hotties who'd go nowhere near them in a million years.

(I've had also had it with quite attractive colleagues too but the point still stands)

If you've worked in pubs then you've definitely chanced across a certain kind of landlady who sees much younger men as a perk (though I doubt such women exist now).

Sadly, I never struck lucky in the workplace.

The only place I was lucky at meeting civs for sex only was on AOL in the early days of the internet

[sparkus]

Sadly, I never struck lucky in the workplace.

The only place I was lucky at meeting civs for sex only was on AOL in the early days of the internet

All I can say is opportunities tail off with age.  I suppose you don't realise when you're younger that such things will have an expiry on them.

That said... the woke brigade killed off workplace sex.

[hendrix]

Worked with some amazing looking women and some proper tarts (by all accounts) but never had a non paid encounter.

[suttonporksword]

There was a girl at a company I worked with in the 90s who was in her early 20s and had the biggest knockers I have ever seen. She looked like the local bike and always had a dirty look in her eye. Back then I was too career focused to get involved but I do think back and know I could have fucked her, ahh well hindsight is a wonderful thing

[catweazle]

Used to have  a receptionist who was possessed of a remarkable chest ( and she knew it). When the mood took her, she would go braless and make sure her nipples were very prominent.

She turned round towards  me quickly once  and I said " oi! Don't point them at me, they might be loaded!"  She sniggered, and flicked each erect nipple with a finger ( which only made them stand out even more). "There you go, loaded and ready to go" was her reply.

She got fired a week or so later,  due to ( for some inexplicable reason) printing out an email chat thread with her boyfriend, which detailed, in very explicit detail, their sexual antics the previous weekend.

She sent it to print  at the printer at the far end of the office,  so by the time she went to collect it, everyone knew the sticky details.

[The_Don]

Stories yes and in the words/voice of Yoda

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Was invited to the Xmas works do of a firm we did support for, there was a sodding annoying bloke worked there women used to crawl all over him! When at the party he disappered of to the gents loo with no less than three of them, one after the other!

Shagged them all the fucking racket coming from there was amazing wonder the bog door didnt come of its hinges!

Never been quite so lucky myself tho!..

[jeanphillipe]

Was invited to the Xmas works do of a firm we did support for, there was a sodding annoying bloke worked there women used to crawl all over him! When at the party he disappered of to the gents loo with no less than three of them, one after the other!

Shagged them all the fucking racket coming from there was amazing wonder the bog door didnt come of its hinges!

Never been quite so lucky myself tho!..

Damn. Guys like that and from reviews I read on here ... I'm one and done. Would be super useful to Multi Nut as I imagine the second nut lasts longer as mine does if I do it later in the day.

I can do after a few hours but back to back or within an hour.... not a chance

[sir wanksalot]

All I can say is opportunities tail off with age.  I suppose you don't realise when you're younger that such things will have an expiry on them.

That said... the woke brigade killed off workplace sex.

Yes-you're probably right.

I recently watched a documentary about consent code for universities in the US. If I was there then I'd be staying celibate!

[JontyR]

That said... the woke brigade killed off workplace sex.

That's a pretty wide generalisation / simplification. I think there is just a lesser culture around going out for a drink after work etc. Also the lack of sharing physical work spaces now will be much more impactful in a negative fashion.

If anything I reckon with the reduction in opportunity the motivation to make the most of any opportunity is probably higher.

[sparkus]

That's a pretty wide generalisation / simplification. I think there is just a lesser culture around going out for a drink after work etc. Also the lack of sharing physical work spaces now will be much more impactful in a negative fashion.

If anything I reckon with the reduction in opportunity the motivation to make the most of any opportunity is probably higher.

Was a fairly tongue in cheek remark. The only place I get to put my tongue these days anyway.

[King Nuts]

In related news, I see that Noel Clarke has had the benefit of the doubt as far as Plod's concerned, and no charges will be brought.

He is now suing BAFTA, the Guardian and - I assume - anyone else he can think of, for damages.

Could get interesting.

[spiralnotebook]

I thought this was a thread about Angela Raynor 

[badsin]

I thought this was a thread about Angela Raynor 

If so , Angela Raynor would of started the thread 

[JamesKW]

No stories as such,with myself or colleagues,even though I have been in different offices all my life for well on 40 years,but it will become a thing of the past with wfh gaining traction.

[pantywetter]

Shagged a girl from work once, in her car as it happened.

Was great at the time, but awkward as hell in the office and word got out pretty quickly

Wouldn’t do it again unless she was super hot or I planned to leave

[Mr Sinister]

Quite a few affairs and shagging has happened in the company I'm at now I know most people's sordid details, rarely can you have a fling without someone finding out also the fact women talk. There's women that I flirt with when I'm in the office I could smash but knowing xyz from such and such departments already has, put me off.

Work in the city where we do a lot of business with other companies, we end up doing drinks and certain events during the year this is where I've been successful slinking off with some civvy from a client's office. Keeps things nice and clean without office snoops.

Pandemic has basically killed this off which is a shame but slightly coming back. Also agree work culture is changing millennials and the next gen are drinking less, far too soft and sensitive to handle city life.

[willie loman]

when did men start using the term "smashing" for shagging?  cant see me ever using it.

[RedKettle]

when did men start using the term "smashing" for shagging?  cant see me ever using it.

I think it started in referring to anal - "smashing in the back door"

I am not going to be using it

[willie loman]

I think it started in referring to anal - "smashing in the back door"

I am not going to be using it

like the word chebs, seems to belong in some coming of age, film about  small town teenagers in the midwest.

[sparkus]

when did men start using the term "smashing" for shagging?  cant see me ever using it.

Richard Keys and Andy Gray incident?

[RedKettle]

like the word chebs, seems to belong in some coming of age, film about  small town teenagers in the midwest.

Agreed. I would feel a right dick using the expressions.

[starman]

When I was younger and worked at a few companies in London I had always heard stories about the 'girl who would shag anyone'.  Most of these mystery girls seemed to have left just before I started which I always thought was fucking annoying.  Anyway one company I worked at there was a girl that sat on the table opposite.  We exchanged the occasional good morning, but did different jobs and never needed to consult each other on anything.  Until one day when I needed a particular document (paper based before the digital age) and so had to go to the archive room to retrieve it.  When this girl heard I was on my way there she piped up and said she would come with me as she needed something.  Me, being fairly young and naive didn't think anything of it.  To get to the archive room we had to take the back stairway (not a euphemism) which didn't get many visitors because it was so difficult to find, anyway we were on our way and no sooner on the stairway and turned into a deserted part of the building that looked as it it had been abandoned in about 1950, she grabbed my arm and said, "drop your trousers and I'll give you a blow job here and now".  I think I must have had a look of sheer terror on my face or disgust because to be fair I didn't fancy her one bit due to her being ugly as fuck.  Anyway a few seconds passed which felt like an age and then she said, "only kidding" and carried on walking down the corridor.  I followed and when we reached the archive room found our documents and then left separately.  I returned to my desk but never mentioned a thing to my work colleagues.  She left the company a few months later and when I did mention it one day in the pub after work one of my colleagues said, "oh, yeah, she tried it on with everyone"

[sir wanksalot]

When I was younger and worked at a few companies in London I had always heard stories about the 'girl who would shag anyone'.  Most of these mystery girls seemed to have left just before I started which I always thought was fucking annoying.  Anyway one company I worked at there was a girl that sat on the table opposite.  We exchanged the occasional good morning, but did different jobs and never needed to consult each other on anything.  Until one day when I needed a particular document (paper based before the digital age) and so had to go to the archive room to retrieve it.  When this girl heard I was on my way there she piped up and said she would come with me as she needed something.  Me, being fairly young and naive didn't think anything of it.  To get to the archive room we had to take the back stairway (not a euphemism) which didn't get many visitors because it was so difficult to find, anyway we were on our way and no sooner on the stairway and turned into a deserted part of the building that looked as it it had been abandoned in about 1950, she grabbed my arm and said, "drop your trousers and I'll give you a blow job here and now".  I think I must have had a look of sheer terror on my face or disgust because to be fair I didn't fancy her one bit due to her being ugly as fuck.  Anyway a few seconds passed which felt like an age and then she said, "only kidding" and carried on walking down the corridor.  I followed and when we reached the archive room found our documents and then left separately.  I returned to my desk but never mentioned a thing to my work colleagues.  She left the company a few months later and when I did mention it one day in the pub after work one of my colleagues said, "oh, yeah, she tried it on with everyone"

Imagine if she was only doing that to see if you would drop your trousers and then not do anything. I'd hand my notice in the next day. No. I just wouldn't come back.

[sparkus]

It seems from the thread that there's clearly multiple incidences of office bikes and legendary sluts etc.

I would imagine that the vast majority of workplace couplings are in fact one-offs ie. man and woman find each other attractive and/or an opportunity arises then one thing leads to another and nature takes its course.

I can think of a handful of women I got with on residential training courses (possibly out of sheer boredom) and then it wasn't repeated between us nor anyone else in the company with them to my knowledge.

[Jayjay1]

There was a secretary at our office, one of those stupid ones that is easy to talk to and don't think much before doing or saying.

Avg looking with avg body but the biggest ass you ever see. She would constantly lean over to speak to someone then stick her ass out and move it around as its not an issue. She done it to everyone, also was very open that she stripes in the evenings too.

Never fancied her but we got along, she during our lunch break she asked how i liked it sexually. Was a bit awkward talking about it in office so brush it off as a joke then few days later we were on same train home, then invited me for drink in pub near hers.

We just flirted and she sat her big ass on me if i was a chair causally. Was expecting an invite back to her but nothing happened and we never spoke about it ever. Know few guys got off with her guess I didn't impress her that evening in the pub.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I wonder what the new "working from home" has done to the Office shagging market?...

[jeanphillipe]

Imagine if she was only doing that to see if you would drop your trousers and then not do anything. I'd hand my notice in the next day. No. I just wouldn't come back.

That's why the correct response is No, you do it for me

[King Nuts]

I wonder what the new "working from home" has done to the Office shagging market?...

An increase in onanism, I suspect.

[RAJEC]

There was a secretary at our office, one of those stupid ones that is easy to talk to and don't think much before doing or saying.

Avg looking with avg body but the biggest ass you ever see. She would constantly lean over to speak to someone then stick her ass out and move it around as its not an issue. She done it to everyone, also was very open that she stripes in the evenings too.

Never fancied her but we got along, she during our lunch break she asked how i liked it sexually. Was a bit awkward talking about it in office so brush it off as a joke then few days later we were on same train home, then invited me for drink in pub near hers.

We just flirted and she sat her big ass on me if i was a chair causally. Was expecting an invite back to her but nothing happened and we never spoke about it ever. Know few guys got off with her guess I didn't impress her that evening in the pub.

She probably sat on your lap to do the dick test, ie see how big you are. Perhaps she needed a truncheon that night to satisfy her needs 

[RAJEC]

I’ve never seen or heard of an office slut that has been fucked by more than one person. There’s been a few that dress provocatively, or those that only fuck their boss/someone very senior. I’ve personally always kept work and pleasure separate bar one occasion where it got very close. Took a bird from work that had been on my case out for drinks. Both got very drunk and I was asked to take her home and slam her senseless. I declined. Never heard of her getting with anyone else but I’m quite a private person at work, in that sense. 

[Mr Sinister]

when did men start using the term "smashing" for shagging?  cant see me ever using it.

"Smashing", "lashing", "banging", "digging guts" are all slang terms used where I'm from and been that way for a while. Not sure where you live or how old you are but it probably why you've never heard of those terms.

, "only kidding"

She wasn't kidding only because you froze did she say that, otherwise if you said ok assertively and pulled her into the room she would have sucked your dick.

We just flirted and she sat her big ass on me if i was a chair causally. Was expecting an invite back to her but nothing happened and we never spoke about it ever. Know few guys got off with her guess I didn't impress her that evening in the pub.

No you didn't make a move on her, she invites you to the pub near hers? sits on your lap? what else did you want her to do to make it abundantly clear she wanted that ass pounded out?

[The0neAnd0nly]

She wasn't kidding only because you froze did she say that, otherwise if you said ok assertively and pulled her into the room she would have sucked your dick.


No you didn't make a move on her, she invites you to the pub near hers? sits on your lap? what else did you want her to do to make it abundantly clear she wanted that ass pounded out?

Gotta agree with these 2 points.

Although the woman is the one who decides if sex is on the cards, in my experience it's always the guy (me) who has to the one who makes the first overt move or to close the deal so to speak. I think opportunities lost in both if the above cases because the girl didnt want to get shot down but if a move was to be made, they would be DTF.

In my humble opinion of course 

[willie loman]

there have always been slang terms for sex, but find it difficult to believe that a grown man uses terms like "smashing , lashing",

[starman]

Gotta agree with these 2 points.

Although the woman is the one who decides if sex is on the cards, in my experience it's always the guy (me) who has to the one who makes the first overt move or to close the deal so to speak. I think opportunities lost in both if the above cases because the girl didnt want to get shot down but if a move was to be made, they would be DTF.

In my humble opinion of course 

Oh, yeah, I agree.  If it was me now I probably would even if I didn't fancy her, just for the experience.  But back then my 20 year old self didn't know what to do. I had never had an offer like that and still haven't, even from the missus, but generally with other women that kind of thing just doesn't happen to me.  I know she wasn't kidding, but at the time my brain was probably racing trying to process what she had said and that caused a total lack of action.

[willie loman]

Oh, yeah, I agree.  If it was me now I probably would even if I didn't fancy her, just for the experience.  But back then my 20 year old self didn't know what to do. I had never had an offer like that and still haven't, even from the missus, but generally with other women that kind of thing just doesn't happen to me.  I know she wasn't kidding, but at the time my brain was probably racing trying to process what she had said and that caused a total lack of action.

dont worry, we have all failed to make a move, when it was offered on a plate.

[sparkus]

I’ve never seen or heard of an office slut that has been fucked by more than one person. There’s been a few that dress provocatively, or those that only fuck their boss/someone very senior. I’ve personally always kept work and pleasure separate bar one occasion where it got very close. Took a bird from work that had been on my case out for drinks. Both got very drunk and I was asked to take her home and slam her senseless. I declined. Never heard of her getting with anyone else but I’m quite a private person at work, in that sense.

I once talked about this with several old skool secretary/PA's and some say that one who is top of her game and will attract more salary before she quits to marry will be her boss' mistress as well as his typist/diary keeper, not least as he needs 'relief' from the missus/family.  She used the phrase "old school PA".  This was quite some time ago though.  TBF, the one leading the convo wasn't that much to look (perm, glasses) at but had a prominent pair on display.

I did once have a colleague who was a PA (to a gay bloke!) who I ended up shagging a few times as I was so curious about her, she was huge (like size 20 and really tall), very salt ov the earf Bermondsey gal who was married, could only do it when her husband was likely to come home pissed ("out of respect for him") as apparently he insisted on it so regularly with her.

Even now I know of managers who've had the same PA for over a decade, taken them with them to new jobs.  Must be shagging.