Lisa.Polish - Hemel - Meh

[DouglasReynholm]

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Duration: 30 mins
Paid: £70
Services: DFK/OW/RO/Penetration
Comms: voice + texted postcode

This may surprise you but she gets a neutral from me, for lack of effort and some clock-watching. Maybe I caught her on a bad day.

She's got 45 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative so I won't tell you what you know already. It's because of her reviews here I saw her. TBH slim blondes aren't my type, but (nearly) all pretty girls are my type. And she is pretty, thanks in part to filler.

It's a neutral because:
1 Her bolt-on boobs are a weird shape: her implants are underneath and firm but her real boobs on top are too sloppy.
2 Refused any doggy positions because I was too big. Some civvies do this to me but not working girls!
3 Told me it was time to finish when we had 10 mins left
4 She's a few years older than 33 - she's clearly had work done. I don't mind older women but tell the truth hun.

DFK was OK, didn't play with her boobs much because of what I said above. OWO was very good and this seems to be what she likes doing: she kept on and on until I told her to stop. Couldn't DT me though. We did 69 but she didn't make much noise. Good at riding but didn't seem to like mish much.

CIM was £30 extra, which I'm glad I didn't pay, I just came in the bag. Low priced for an independent, that may be helping her be popular.

Not a negative but won't return. Note to self: stick to curvy girls.

[PeteSmyth]

Told me it was time to finish when we had 10 mins left

For me, for this alone, my rating would have been a negative. You paid for 30mins, you should receive 30mins of service. How would she have liked it you requested 30mins and handed over £50? (£20 short). Poor customer service.

[JonasG]

Yeah she's lucky to get a neutral by the sounds of it.

But either way not a recommendation.

[DouglasReynholm]

Oh should have said - I got about 28 minutes - I corrected her and showed her the time. Could have been an honest mistake, none of her other reviews have mentioned clock watching. Weird that none of them mention her boobs are like tennis balls with bags of water on top tho!

[mrx007]

I'm overdue my review of her but she did take a lovely CIM with a smile after.

However the £30 extra made her £100 for 30 minutes which is borderline pricey...

[smiths]

Oh should have said - I got about 28 minutes - I corrected her and showed her the time. Could have been an honest mistake, none of her other reviews have mentioned clock watching. Weird that none of them mention her boobs are like tennis balls with bags of water on top tho!

I said her tits were fake but fine in my review, cant say i recall them being like tennis balls etc, but she offered me an excellent service which was what i cared about. Great shame for me she moved from Watford.

[AJA]

Oh should have said - I got about 28 minutes - I corrected her and showed her the time. Could have been an honest mistake, none of her other reviews have mentioned clock watching. Weird that none of them mention her boobs are like tennis balls with bags of water on top tho!

DR - I seem to recall reporting her boobs looked a strange shape and a bit odd from some angles when I reviewed her.

[DouglasReynholm]

DR - I seem to recall reporting her boobs looked a strange shape and a bit odd from some angles when I reviewed her.

OK you did but there are 45 positives and I haven't read them all!

She's got a bad boob job, she needs them re-done. She'd have been better off staying natural.

[Often Visitor]

They have been redone fairly recently

[Ocorb11]

They have been redone fairly recently

For better or worse?

[Often Visitor]

Definitely better I am not a fan of bolt ons but they were a very odd shape before but now they are much more rounded and dont hang like they did before

[sensualencounter]

Definitely better I am not a fan of bolt ons but they were a very odd shape before but now they are much more rounded and dont hang like they did before

this doesn't make sense on the face of it. Is the boob job incredibly recent as DM has only just reviewed her?

[Often Visitor]

If you read this review what I said is accurate the OP must have seen her some time ago https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=342736.0 definitely done again

[MrBojangles]

I saw her recently for the first time since her break (nothing further to add to my previous review) and as soon as she took her bra off she asked me if she liked her “new” shape and then as we were chatting later she said she had the op in mid-Jan. The upside-down T-shaped scars are still quite visible. Personally, I think she’s overdone it but I’ll still see her whenever our diaries coincide as everything else is top notch.

[sensualencounter]

Ok, so the last two posts say that the boob job is fairly recent. So when did OP see her?

[king tarzan]

Ok, so the last two posts say that the boob job is fairly recent. So when did OP see her?

Now you should go examine them, gently feel them..
Then ask her out for a date..
Wine and dine her..
Date her get engaged with her then marry her..
And live happily ever after..

Wow what a love story..

[sensualencounter]

Now you should go examine them, gently feel them..
Then ask her out for a date..
Wine and dine her..
Date her get engaged with her then marry her..
And live happily ever after..

Wow what a love story..

Seriously wtf are you on about? You’re an idiot. Even without the copious use of emojis you still make no sense.
Raaassssclllaaatttt eye of the mango.

[king tarzan]

Seriously wtf are you on about? You’re an idiot. Even without the copious use of emojis you still make no sense.
Raaassssclllaaatttt eye of the mango.

You're a white knight
You make up fantasy accusations

So what's the red spicy chilli up the ass attitude??

[sensualencounter]

You're a white knight
You make up fantasy accusations

So what's the red spicy chilli up the ass attitude??

Listen mango boy, I’m typing slowly so you might understand.

I still don’t know what you’re on about. You are a total idiot, I’m not white knighting at all.

I have asked when the OP saw the escort as he said her tits are shit and yet two other punters are saying she’s had a (good) boob job.

Now go back to pimping and being a fuckwit somewhere else.

[king tarzan]

Listen mango boy, I’m typing slowly so you might understand.

I still don’t know what you’re on about. You are a total idiot, I’m not white knighting at all.

I have asked when the OP saw the escort as he said her tits are shit and yet two other punters are saying she’s had a (good) boob job.

Now go back to pimping and being a fuckwit somewhere else.

Yo maan my agencies turning da billion dollars maan in income ting bro..me da buana super pimp da world one class ting maan!!!

[DouglasReynholm]

I don't like to say when I saw them but as I'm not seeing her again, yes it must have been early Jan, so the old boobs. It does not seem that long ago. As you all know https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0 six months is the limit.

And don't mess with King Tarzan. We need more people with 317 reviews.

[Wycombeboy7]

Prices up to 80 for 30 mins

[sensualencounter]

I don't like to say when I saw them but as I'm not seeing her again, yes it must have been early Jan, so the old boobs. It does not seem that long ago. As you all know https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0 six months is the limit.

And don't mess with King Tarzan. We need more people with 317 reviews.

I totally understand not saying exactly when you saw her for discretion but I was merely pointing out that something didn't seem right. Not being funny but your review of her boobs is now out of date and that was what I was trying to establish. However, you make a very good point about a lot of the previous older reviews not mentioning them. I am sure that a lot of punters go completely cuntstruck blind when confronted with a naked woman.

As for that mango munching idiot, I would take everything he says with a barrow full of salt, as he's a shill for the agencies. That's if you can even understand what he's on about. One too many cobra venom and mango cocktails.

[Often Visitor]

just for the record it cannot have been in January she didnt work at all from just before xmas until March/early April

[king tarzan]

just for the record it cannot have been in January she didnt work at all from just before xmas until March/early April

Starsky and hutch to investigate??
Use huggy bears cucumber as bait!