Author Topic: Lucy Li - Porn Legend / Pornstar Escort also-ran. Edgware Rd TOFTT  (Read 8657 times)

Offline The Night King

Prelude : This was a highly atypical punt for me. More expensive and lacking a lot of my usual must haves. But (as soon as the price came down) I had to do this punt. I wouldn't have done it at £500 as originally advertised. She's one of my all time favourite pornstars and it would have irked me had I passed up the opportunity. I set my expectations low, not least due to the lack of kissing and rolled the dice  :dance:

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1 hour @£360 (Members Discount). The Babylon 10% discount is very handy but the SPs never seem to get any request you make via them. "We always pass it on" say Babylon. I'm not so sure they do.

Location : Very basic flat near Edgware Rd. She was fuming about the lack of WiFi / no TV / squeaky bed. "They put me here" she said obviously not happy about her surroundings.

The SP : It's definitely her. A bit of lip filler compared to her porn days which personally I didn't think suited her. She told me she stopped making porn 4 years ago. She was bare foot wearing just a dressing gown and very light make up. Pretty much the opposite of what I'd requested 🤦  Standing there in this ropey student apartment for the first few seconds I could've easily walked but I could see her massive F's jiggling about through her half open dressing gown (like in the pic attached, tho' with less makeup) and I could see her figure looked exactly like it always did. I handed over the readies. Luckily I'd brought her some lingerie which she put on for me. I also brought champagne which (despite being listed as a 'Party Girl') she turned down. I freshened up and when I returned to the room she was wearing the outfit I got her and she looked sensational. Her figure is something else, still in absolutely fantastic condition  :wacko:

The deed : I mean this is where it was really underwhelming. Her demeanour was quite nervous to begin with and I had to reassure her to get her in the mood for the action. I got a few light pecks on the lips but she told me what I already knew - that she doesn't really kiss. Everything had to be initiated by me. I released her tits and they were magnificent, big and soft and beautifully shaped. Playing with them was a highlight. I oiled them up and got stuck in. She did a just about ok-ish OWO (holding my cock and wanking me with two fingers in to her mouth was very half hearted and a bit of a let-down). I got her in to every position imaginable to fuck her but she just lay there really. She allowed full access and didn't mind stretching her legs super wide / right behind her head but she could just as well have been playing Candy Crush on her phone while I pumped away given the bored look on her face :blush: In better news I got her to perform an oily titwank which will live with me forever. For about 10-15 minutes it was an excellent memorable punt. All these moves were getting memorised in my hippocampus for future reference  :yahoo:

The ending : Towards the end she kept telling me to "Come Come" which was fucking annoying so I told her to shut up. I took control and I got her to finish sitting on top of me with my face buried in her magnificent mounds. It was glorious! Then on the way out she had me helping her top up her Lyca Mobile SIM for ten minutes after the punt ended. How surreal can you get?

I suppose it was a bit like a backstage meet & greet with a popstar with a shag option included. She's totally not enjoying what she's doing and it's very evident. Her performance was in truth awful. She could make a fortune doing OnlyFans type content but there must be a reason she's escorting rather than that. Who knows? The fact that none of the sites mention she's a famous pornstar suggests she must be trying to bury her past. I asked her about her career and she didn't really want to talk about it tbh  :unknown:

Conclusion : No regrets  :hi:

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« Last Edit: April 29, 2022, 09:37:35 pm by The Night King »

Offline rebelscum


Conclusion : No regrets  :hi:

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I'd have quite a few regrets for a shit sounding punt, especially for 360 sheets, but hey, it's your money, your review.   :hi:

Offline The Night King

This is exactly how it went down. The precise outfit she was wearing   :crazy:

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Offline lillythesavage

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I'd have quite a few regrets for a shit sounding punt, especially for 360 sheets, but hey, it's your money, your review.   :hi:

Once the money is gone its gone, if you cannot afford to lose it do not punt it, win or lose you have to keep smiling and move on.
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Offline rebelscum

Once the money is gone its gone, if you cannot afford to lose it do not punt it, win or lose you have to keep smiling and move on.

True enough, but it seems such a shite punt with lots of annoying moments to have 'no regrets' over.  Though TNK seems happy enough with it, despite it supposedly being a bit shit, so yeah, if he had fun and has got a few more images in his head for the wank bank, who am I to judge?  Rock on, and all that  :music:

Offline ddhiren

Congrats on ticking an all time favourite off your bucket list Night king!

Offline Slowmotion

I mean, even if she was playing candy crush and the dingy flat, you ticked a hall-of-fame memory with that titwank from her. She's incredible. Too bad I just saw this and missed it.

Congrats NK !

Offline magnetico

Indeed very strange that her past as a pornstar isn't mentioned on her escort page.
If she really wanted to be incognito she could just pick a different name.

Offline 69Luvva

Wow! Lucy Li!! She's one of my top 10 pornstars as well so I'd have definitely stumped up the cash for that, despite my previous experience with pornstar punts that were just as disappointing.
Still, one for the wank bank for you!  :hi:

Even given the neutral review and obvious disinterest I'd still be sorely tempted if she came back around again, but at least I'd go in with the right expectations.  :unknown:

Offline jrhunter

Thanks for the review. I had the same kind of experience with Sensual Jane years ago - fabulous body, disappointing punt from somebody who wasn't in to it. I'm a fan of Lucy Li as well and for a pornstar that's actually not a bad price. Shame it wasn't quite what you wanted but at least you've been there and done that and now every time she comes up on Pornhub you can smile to yourself as I do with SJ.

Offline puntingpumping1920

SPs never seem to get any request you make via them. "We always pass it on" say Babylon. I'm not so sure they do.

 
A good agency will show you a screenshot or forward a message of her agreeing to the service requested
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