Help please. Looking for petite and preferably blonde

[scooby73]

Looking for a petite and preferably blonde, 18 - 26ish in the South East area.
Bonus points if filming allowed,  thanks.

[sensualencounter]

Surely you can use the aw search function to filter who is blonde and petite. And then cross reference the results with here to see if they’re positively reviewed.
There seem to be more and more lazy requests like this. Put some effort in yourself rather than expecting to be spoon fed.

[Steely Dan]

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Ok - you did part of it per this wiki.  But where in the SE?  MK is not near Kent.  price? Any other tips?  Who did you consider?

[contentguy]

I was surprised to see someone with so many reviews and posts asking for help without using any common sense.  But then I looked at his profile and it's been nearly 6 years since he contributed anything.

If I was old and cynical, I'd think he'd bought this profile, he doesn't seem to have a "scooby".

[scooby73]

Jesus christ.
Anyone would think i was asking for your hard earned money!
I was after recommendations that people have actually seen as searching on here etc have proved fruitless.
We all know AW and in particular the reviews are to be taken with a pinch of salt.
And no i haven't punted in a long time.
Circumstances plus covid haven't allowed.
Sorry i didn't realise there was a time limit 

[scooby73]

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Ok - you did part of it per this wiki.  But where in the SE?  MK is not near Kent.  price? Any other tips?  Who did you consider?

Thanks, hadn't seen that wiki before.
Area quite flexible. Guildford, Kingston, Staines, Wimbledon and everywhere in between or even a bit further out.
Just like slim petite girls, not bothered about boob size or bum etc.
Ideally 18 - 26 range.
Don't want big list of services, just all protected.
Thanks.

[contentguy]

Jesus christ.
Anyone would think i was asking for your hard earned money!
I was after recommendations that people have actually seen as searching on here etc have proved fruitless.
We all know AW and in particular the reviews are to be taken with a pinch of salt.
And no i haven't punted in a long time.
Circumstances plus covid haven't allowed.
Sorry i didn't realise there was a time limit 

You're funny, you keep asking for details and clarifications and expect us to believe you don't punt. 
Perhaps you're just seeking wank fodder.   

I particularly like the hypocrisy of this post to Snax when you said:

Says the guy who's only post THREE reviews
Nothing to report since my last one as I don't get to do it very often sadly.
But when I do, a report gets made.
Thanks for the info.
I have messaged her but she read it and no reply.
No number on profile either
Next!

Snax has been a member for just over a year, has now done 4 reviews and you're calling him a leach!
You've been a member for nearly 9 years, contributed nothing for 6 years and behave like a newbie.

You really don't have a scooby do you

[webpunter]

This scoop of scooby contributes jack
Circumstances plus covid, oh bless

Why on earth are tosspots like this allowed to be on here ?, no reviews for 6 years 
As if he's gonna actually go punting 

There are examples of active members doing numerous reviews over a period of time, tho unfortunately their circumstances change
Health / money / relationship issues etc
They dont shout about it, maybe a brief mention here & there.  Not looking for sympathy, simply explaining why they cant indulge in our fave sport
And they dont behave like tosspots, so IMO such long standing & previously active members should be cut some slack, recognizing their contribution to UKP over the years 

Then we come on to those who contribute the square root of FA over an extended period & have a poor attitude
Should be criteria for removal when diddly reviews for 5 years, absolute max [should be less, a couple of years]
A warning is provided to do at least one review or its off you fuck

Snax has been a member for just over a year, has now done 4 reviews and you're calling him a leach!
You've been a member for nearly 9 years, contributed nothing for 6 years and behave like a newbie.

You really don't have a scooby do you

[Chris10398]

Looking for a petite and preferably blonde, 18 - 26ish in the South East area.
Bonus points if filming allowed,  thanks.

Why don't you go on Aw, do your search, copy and paste the Id's into here and search for reviews then make your mind up yourself?

[Chris10398]

Or at least come up with your top 2-3 and then ask as it shows you put some effort in

[webpunter]

About as much effort as he makes on doing reviews

Bonus points if filming allowed 

OP, are you planning on getting your mum to hold your camcorder ?

Or at least come up with your top 2-3 and then ask as it shows you put some effort in

[Chris10398]

About as much effort as he makes on doing reviews

Bonus points if filming allowed 

OP, are you planning on getting your mum to hold your camcorder ?

Haha,. Maybe he is posting the topic as a subtle fishing hook to get one of us to be the camcorder volunteer!

[webpunter]

Didn't fink of that

Haha,. Maybe he is posting the topic as a subtle fishing hook to get one of us to be the camcorder volunteer!

One of the knob lovers on here might be interested