Greetings gents. It's a been a long time out the game for me, since the beginning of COVID really, and unfortunately my return was pretty disappointing.
After trying and failing multiple times each over the past month to arrange something with Veronica69, Greatest Nicola and Amanda big bum, my impatience got the better of me and I was tempted by a new sexy looking local Brazilian. I really should have learned my lesson by now about how this would go. I was actually ready to walk expecting a b&s situation, but the photos are legit so I decided to see it through.
External Link/Members OnlyComms - phone was answered first try, sounded feminine and Brazilian. Received location in txt and a quote of 20 extra for owo on top of the 100/150 half/hour rate. At the end was a list of sex, oral, kissing, 69, lapdance, massage, which to me suggested these were included. Received flat number of the familiar Latina loading bay by the co op as I reached the front door so no waiting around.
Girl - I was pleasantly surprised to find her to be the exact girl from the pictures. Very petite, around 5'2 -5'4 at a guess, very pretty, nice but fake boobs, not sure about the booty as it felt great and very natural and didn't look out of place on her legs but was still defo chunkier than the rest of her, around B on the bubble scale. Probably a bbl but a good one. Next to no English so whoever I spoke to on the phone probably wasn't her.
Meet - opened the door and led me past her grumpy looking female friend on the sofa , downstairs to the bedroom.
I was considering go for the full hour or extending from 30 if it was going well, but then she informed me 'blowjob extra' is 40, 'kiss extra' is 30, nothing like what the text said. I thought here we go, more than likely not going to go well. Handed over the half hour rate. After some Google translate she thankfully agreed to a lap dance to start after I refused the suggested massage (why would anyone want that at the beginning? Time wasting tekkers
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I sat on the edge of the bed in my boxers and she sits on my lap and grinds seductively. I was very happy at this point, as mentioned earlier, she has a beautiful booty and she moved my hands from her waist up to her boobs. After barely 2 mins of this she stands up and starts faffing with the music and looking for a Johnny. Was hoping for some face to face grinding too but no such luck so I got half a lap dance basically. She sees the member and starts moaning prematurely. She points to her pussy and says extra small. Here we go again. Covered oral was ok, nothing memorable and again brief. She lies down and I lick her nipples before heading further south - "no baby is extra" fml I can't understand this one and it's far from the first time I've heard it.
Anyways onto the main event - sexy moans are interspersed with yelps and faces when I attempt to get into it so I'm taking it fairly slow and shallow. after 5ish minutes she's begging me to finish. I ignore it til we're over 20 minutes into the meet. I manage to get Mish and doggy twice each and concentrate on groping her ass in both positions until I'm satisfied enough to call it a day. Finished in the bag, sighed, got dressed and left in silence. I get a 'bye baby thank you' as I exit.
In summary, standard Latina brothel service at a premium price. At 70 for 30mins I might have given a neutral. 100 for that was a rip off. She is hot though. Wouldn't recommend and definitely won't return.
Anyone got any recommendations of hotties in South who enjoy their work (and an over average dick size)?
Topic: TOFTT - Valentina Bras - Croydon (oops I did it again) (Read 793 times)