Link: External Link/Members Only When: Last Friday
Location: Service apartments in the centre of Bristol
Services offered: OWO and Protected sex
Duration: 0.5hr £120
Brief: I had taken a 4 month break from punting to explore the world of SA but I fancied a bit of a dip back in the ocean. Charli Pristine had been on my hotlist for a while as I have a bit of a soft spot for redheads. Her reviews on AW were ok, she didn’t have great reviews on here (I should have heeded) but I thought to give it a try as her photos looked good.
Comms: I messaged her on AW the day before, and she replied within a few hours asking me to text her number instead. Her text replies are very prompt and we got it all confirmed for Friday 0.5 hr booking. She gave me the postcode (only) and asked to arrive 10 mins early, so she could direct me to the building.
On the day: I saw on her profile she was keen on freshly showered clients, so I had a shower just before leaving and drove into town with plenty of time to spare, so I was quite relaxed and looking forward to it.
From my knowledge of the area, parking can be a bit difficult, so I parked in an NCP about 5 mins away (there are a lot of NCPs in the cabot area).
I sent her a text 10 mins before and she called me within a couple of mins to give directions. This was when it started to go a bit south… I could hardly hear her on the phone, and tbh, her directions were not the best as she didn’t give the road name or any reference points to start with. She got quite impatient but I managed to locate the building after about 5 minutes.
Knocked and she greeted me at the door (no hiding behind). I have to say, I was quite disappointed with the face that greeted me (she has no face pics on AW), she is a 4/10 at best in dim light, but that’s ok, it’s part of the punting risks we take. I was expecting a PAWG as per some of her AW photos, but alas! The photos were well out of date and she was more FAWG than PAWG
. Not shapely in any way.
I kind of joked about the direction thing being harder than expected and asked to use her bathroom as I needed to wash my hands and warm them up. She refused and asked to sort out the paperwork before anything. I was a bit taken aback as I thought I wasn’t being that unreasonable and I told her that she appears to be in a bad mood and if she is going to be like that through the punt, I would rather go…… this was when she started her rant which lasted about 20 mins… I should have left.
She assured me this wasn’t her in a bad mood, and then she proceeded to tell me about her client who didn’t turn up and asked for his deposit back blah blah blah blah….. This took about 10 mins, and I was just standing there while she talked. She didn’t offer me to sit down or anything.
Anyway, after she finished phase one of her ramble, she asked me to have a shower but I declined and told her that I showered just before I got there. She wasn’t happy with this and appeared irritated. I told her I am a very hygienic person and the only way I could have showered any later was if I did it in my car!! Then she proceeded to tell me about the dirty client she saw one time… blah blah.
After phase two of her ramble, I asked if I could now use the toilet… she then told me I must not take a leak, and if I take a leak I would have to shower as she wouldn’t give me OWO. At this point I was quite irritated and told her I just wanted to wash my hands… She followed me in and made sure I was just washing my hands.
Then she started phase three of her ramble which took even more time… I mean, I know she is not a clock watcher (clearly not) but I didn’t have all that time to waste! Anyway, 20 mins into the punt, she finally tells me to get my kit off (at this point I was thinking I would never get an erection). She then asked me to lie on the bed, and just as I was getting on she shouted “no no no, that’s my side”… FFS!!!!!!! She then started phase four of banging on about sides of beds.
Eventually, she got my Johnson in her mouth and kept stopping to ramble about how she needs to go to the gym and she feels fat blah blah… At this point I was clock watching. The OWO, when she was doing it was nice, so I was pleased when I was at some sort of attention.
I asked to go doggy; she oiled up and I went in… I like to enjoy the view, but it wasn’t great. Also, each time I withdrew to admire her pussy….. I don’t think I have even seen such a gaping wide hole in my life, I am sure I would be able to see her lungs if I shone a light down it. It was loose, but workable and she seemed to have shut up so I didn’t mind.
Anyway, doggy wasn’t doing it for me, I wanted to pop, so I got in mish and finished off. No DFK or FK was offered.
At this point I wanted to go… I asked if I could have a quick wash and guess what guys… SHE REFUSED!!!! She said she cant afford to give me a towel as it is a waste since I would only be using it once.
I put my shoes on and left.
Conclusion: I have had some bad punts in my time, even some robotic Roms, but this has to be the worst.
I would NEVER see her again or recommend her to anyone. I toyed with the idea of giving her a Neutral as she did provide some services, albeit limited, but her attitude was soooo bad and the punt was forgettable.
Sorry for the long post for my first review guys, hope I have kept true to the rules
