Author Topic: Hanna Lorde - Nottingham  (Read 4508 times)


51 review(s) for Hanna Lorde (49 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

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I have not really punted much for several years, partly due to Covid but also some health issues that have knocked me back.  Hanna has been on my target list for a long time and we had exchanged messages but never managed to see her.  Then she started only doing 2 hour minimum meets which put me off.  I am only ever going to come once in a meeting so I reckoned there would be a lot of wasted time and expense.  However I decided that I really wanted to see her and messaged to arrange a 2 hour meeting.  I was lucky and in discussion we agreed a 1 hour booking for £150, more than I usually pay but I saw this as a treat.  I do not think 1 hour meetings are generally available - I was lucky due to circumstances.

I should say that as we messaged on EH she knew who I was in advance of the meeting.  I do not believe that affected her performance but I am mentioning it for those of a very cynical nature.

Location is an apartment in Nottingham, very easy to find, plenty of (paid) parking and a clean and safe place.  Actually an excellent location for me and I felt very comfortable there.

Anyone interested in how she looks should look at her media on EH, that and the pictures of her on AW are accurate.  These things are a matter of personal taste, I like woman of her age and to me she is very attractive.

Age stated as 46 which seems about right - this may sound strange but her skin seems younger!!!  It feels very smooth and could be a 26 year old - not suggesting for a moment that she stole it!

She was incredibly friendly, happy and smiled a lot.  She was also attentive and asked a couple of questions about what I liked and did not to ensure that she was doing what I wanted.  Basically an excellent professional looking after her client.  Snacks were on offer but I was saving myself for the post shag full English!!  (Which was excellent and made the day complete.)

The sex was a gentle experience of playfulness, as I had requested, and the kissing and oral were really good.  After about 10 minutes I was thinking this is going to be one of the best punts I have ever had.  She was all over me, in a very good way.  She judged the moment perfectly to get a condom out and I gave my usual comment that I do not perform well in them.  She got on top and then a very strange thing (for me) happened - I stayed rock hard for ages and we merrily shagged away for ages, which was great.  I remember thinking that yes it is confirmed, best punt ever.  (Well lets say best punt since I got older and unable to shag anything, anywhere.)

Much more playing then happened with lots of oral and reverse oral plus some great 69.  At some point when I moved my month away from her pussy I mentioned that she should have more pictures of her bum in her media as I really am a bum man.  She reached over and grabbed another condom, slipped it on me and then rode me in reverse cowgirl so I could see that bum.  Truly great client service.

After I had finished we had a quick chat and I left.

This was for me an awesome punt and I will be seeing her again. 

Offline wazza

Thanks for the review. Like yourself I have not punted for years due to COVID and health reasons. Now things are picking up I am tempted to visit Hanna Lorde soon. Your post has given me an extra boost

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I can see you were tempted to see her in 2019. Hopefully your health returning allows you to make it a reality, good luck

Offline 5scott6

Sounds like a great punt! For those less in the know, what is EH?

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She doesn’t display a number are you allowed to show it

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She doesn’t display a number are you allowed to show it

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Date Registered: November 09, 2016, 06:23:40 am

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Seems you're happy to read and leech off reviews but can't be arsed to read the site rules.

Just fuck off.

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She doesn’t display a number are you allowed to show it

I would not share it anyway as I think that is a decision for the WG to make. You can contact her via AW or EH so what is the issue?

However the fact that you have been a member since 2016 with no reviews is shall we say likely to be a factor in any decision as to whether to help you.  Tends to be the case here that you give a little, a few reviews, to gain a lot. Simple system and I never understand why it is beyond so many people.

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Really wish she didn't have a minimum age limit.

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I mentioned that she should have more pictures of her bum in her media.

Good call, definitely need more booty shots & I'd happily hold the camera for her  :D

Nice review, I do keep thinking about paying her a 2nd visit.
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Good call, definitely need more booty shots & I'd happily hold the camera for her  :D

Nice review, I do keep thinking about paying her a 2nd visit.

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could've sworn I clicked modify & not quote  :crazy:

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Great review matey, sounds exactly how I’d like a session with her to go

Sadly like yourself with age and health issues catching up with us at not such a younger age, I too struggle with condoms, once dressed the clock is ticking so I tend to stick to 30 mins punts that gets me enough time for one pop with 1/2 a blue helper, darent go a full blue as I’m not supposed to be on them, my doctor would go mental if he knew with my heart  :D so a two hour session would be a complete waste of time and money for me, no disrespect aimed at Hanna obviously..

She’s welcome to message me if she ever does a 30 min special  :P

Hope your health is on the mend matey or nothing to serious  :drinks:

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Sounds like a great punt! For those less in the know, what is EH?

EH,is escorting hub.

I personally wouldn’t bother … if you like fucking, EH ain’t for you!
I’m guessing Hanna’s still the only hoe, apologies WG  :lol:  (I’ve been out the game for a while, my language!) we have representing the EM?!  :unknown:

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yeah the East Mids section isn't very active, threads aren't commented on/created very often.

There's only 5 girls listed for EM on their pinned thread.

Leicester:
@MandyFoxxx

Nottingham:
@Hanna Lorde
@Mayrose90 [not logged on for a few weeks]
@Nina_GFE

Northampton:
@Charmaine

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yeah the East Mids section isn't very active, threads aren't commented on/created very often.

There's only 5 girls listed for EM on their pinned thread.

Leicester:
@MandyFoxxx

Nottingham:
@Hanna Lorde
@Mayrose90 [not logged on for a few weeks]
@Nina_GFE

Northampton:
@Charmaine

Ha haa!!

Well … one can fuck right off!!  :bomb: :lol:
Then we have a racist and then one, well let’s just say not for me personally!

Ha!

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Ha haa!!

Well … one can fuck right off!!  :bomb: :lol:
Then we have a racist and then one, well let’s just say not for me personally!

Ha!
What are you in about - racist??? Who do you mean???

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Why didn’t she word it like her preferences for polish men  :unknown: but no, the bad experience!!  :rolleyes:

All us black men are just evil, horrible big lipped negros with horns ha haa!!

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Why didn’t she word it like her preferences for polish men  :unknown: but no, the bad experience!!  :rolleyes:

All us black men are just evil, horrible big lipped negros with horns ha haa!!

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I have wondered this myself when I see it on a profile...

bad experience with a black person = it must be due to their skin colour
bad experience with a non-black person = it was just because who they was individually


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Nina GFE!!
Fair enough but this shouldn’t be on someone else’s positive review.

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Why didn’t she word it like her preferences for polish men  :unknown: but no, the bad experience!!  :rolleyes:

All us black men are just evil, horrible big lipped negros with horns ha haa!!

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The reason she doesn't see Polish men is presumably because she's Polish herself.

Anyway, enough off topic talk.
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Great review matey, sounds exactly how I’d like a session with her to go

Sadly like yourself with age and health issues catching up with us at not such a younger age, I too struggle with condoms, once dressed the clock is ticking so I tend to stick to 30 mins punts that gets me enough time for one pop with 1/2 a blue helper, darent go a full blue as I’m not supposed to be on them, my doctor would go mental if he knew with my heart  :D so a two hour session would be a complete waste of time and money for me, no disrespect aimed at Hanna obviously..

She’s welcome to message me if she ever does a 30 min special  :P

Hope your health is on the mend matey or nothing to serious  :drinks:

I envy the punters who can have a 2 hour meeting and shag away for all that time.

My health is getting better now, I just need to focus on some fitness work and losing the weight that has piled on - then hoping to be fully back on form!

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Good call, definitely need more booty shots & I'd happily hold the camera for her  :D

Nice review, I do keep thinking about paying her a 2nd visit.

yep definitely going to have a few more visits - although there will be a small delay as I am setting myself weight loss targets with punts as a reward. 

Will be interesting if I am successful and family ask what my secret was?