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I’m ashamed to say I succumbed to the curiosity of the arse cleaning Brazilian granny, and what an experience it was. Certainly not for the faint hearted.

Location: as previous reports, clean room with en suite in a shared house. Parking is tricky, but it’s a short walk from the tube station. Pay by phone bays nearby and free after 6:30pm
Cost: £50/30
Sp: as previous reports, chunky Brazilian granny, size 14, c cups, some small hint of stiflers mum. Actually much better looking than her pics whilst being no stunner. Friendly and welcoming person.
Service: knowing what was going to happen, I had a shower. What followed was a perfunctory massage with plenty of oil, some swipes, minor ball play and then… the feast. She ate like it was her last supper.
Asked me to flip, lifted up my legs and rimmed, sucked my nuts and noshed my cock in that order repeatedly until I spaffed a few days worth of goo into her mouth.

Overall: vgfm and an itch that has been scratched.
Return: possibly, if I’m feeling Uber horny and in need of degrading myself / getting an arse clean
« Last Edit: April 26, 2022, 12:24:41 am by RAJEC »

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The advert is no longer available. Is there a new one?

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The advert is no longer available. Is there a new one?

I don’t think she has a new one yet as she’s recently returned from her travels.

I have her number from previous inquiries.

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I don’t think she has a new one yet as she’s recently returned from her travels.

I have her number from previous inquiries.

Hi. Can you send me her number please?

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LOL

It's hilarious reading reviews about this crazy granny and her love for eating arseholes.

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Put me off my breakfast hearing of her feasting!
Not sure I could bring myself to do it!

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Haha you just couldn’t resist it Rajec, glad you enjoyed
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Correct, and I forgot to add: no evidence of green tongue during my visit.

Perhaps she hadn’t had a gob stopper that day. Well, not that kind  :coolgirl:

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Asked me to flip, lifted up my legs and rimmed, sucked my nuts and noshed my cock in that order repeatedly until I spaffed a few days worth of goo into her mouth.

Jesus, there’s using a food bank and then there’s getting your 5 a day this way.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2022, 03:52:01 pm by Prifessionallondinguy »

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Jesus, there’s using a food bank and then there’s getting your 5 a day this way.

And I see from your reviews that you’re not averse to a little meat and two veg yourself!  :lol:

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And I see from your reviews that you’re not averse to a little meat and two veg yourself!  :lol:

Haha boom boom 😂
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Offline User1975

Saw her many months ago. She was proper filth.

Thought she went back to Brazil so removed her contact details can you pm me her number.

Cheers

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Saw her many months ago. She was proper filth.

Thought she went back to Brazil so removed her contact details can you pm me her number.

Cheers

What do you think people are going to say to you considering how long you have been here  :unknown: :unknown:
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Agree. I don't contribute and I spend the majority of my time reading the reviews. Will get better still new to the game.

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Agree. I don't contribute and I spend the majority of my time reading the reviews. Will get better still new to the game.

6.5 years… you couldn’t make this Shit up  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

… you couldn’t make this Shit up  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is what the Brazilian arse cleaning granny massage said.

Offline dwagonkin1

6.5 years… you couldn’t make this Shit up  :lol: :lol: :lol:

beat me to this comment  :D

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Anyone have any contact informormation please?

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I must admit as someone who is drawn to the older lady this has appeal, is it possible to find her contact details?