After reading Rangers 54 review I was interested in paying this place a visit so I then got made my way to Wolverhampton City/town centre via bus at 6:30pm. After arriving at the town centre my first objective was to go the cashpoint and draw some money out so I got my phone out and looked at google maps and realised that the nearest cashpoint was next to Favourite Chickens so I made my way down there. I swear to god getting to cashpoint was such a nightmare due to the amount of digging up that was going on plus my legs were still burning from the circuit classes day before at the gym. So finally I got to the cashpoint and I though Hallelujah and as soon as I stuck my card through the slot it wouldn't go in... I was like wtf then I checked to see if I am sticking it in the right way and I was putting it though the chip end. Then I had to endure more punishment and go to Queen Square and I swear to god it was really hard to make my way there due to the amount of roadworks going on and the legs still screaming from the punishment at the gym
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Finally after enduring a lot of punishment from all of that walking I finally made it to the cashpoints at one of the banks on Queen Square draw the money out and tried to make my way to Ying and Yang whilst praying in my mind that I hope no one will end up getting there before me. When I got to the place I was met by a mature Chinese lady who was slightly curvy and was wearing black leggings, a black cardigan, short black skirt with white spots and a black t shirt. I asked her if she was free and because she cannot understand a word of English she got her phone out and loaded google translate and put the phone close to my face and gestured to me to speak. I spoke through google translate and said "Are you free right now" then the phone spoke back to her in Chinese and she nodded and I said can I have one hour and she yes darling £45 and I said ok so as we made our way to the stairs at the back of the shop. A slim looking Chinese lady with a blue dress asked who I believed that Rangers 54 met asked me if I wanted her or the other lady. Personally she looked more decent than the other lady but as the other lady is more curvier and I have a thing for curvy ladies I went with the mature Chinese lady with the poor English so then she said something in Chinese to mature lady in a abrupt manner then we both went upstairs.
When we got to the massage room I paid her £50 and she gave me £5 in change and weirdly out of all of the Chinese Massage places I have been including the ones in Birmingham in the past. Normally they leave the room but she stayed in the room even though I was starkers
Anyways after laying face down I asked her "no oil" then she picked up the bottle of oil and pointed at it and I nodded my head side to side as I was gesturing no to her and she put the bottle down and came to the massage table and started to massage me. First she started with the shoulders and used medium pressure and I can say she is quite good as a masseuse as she wasn't using far too much pressure just like the lady at King st who I met last year. As she was massaging my lower back her other hand slid further down my bum then down between my legs. I further opened my legs and normally when I have a massage I always flip my dick down below my bollocks her hand went further down and I can feel her finger tips brushing on my bollocks and on my dick then she quickly hand further up my bum away from the crown jewels and I immediately got aroused and started to get a hard on. The other thing that she was doing to arouse me more was she was massaging me with one hand and and placing her other hand close to my body which I found kind of arousing and every time when she kept on massing the bum and lower back her hand kept on sliding way down between my legs and one point she placed her hand on the massage table between my legs and I can feel her wrist on my bollocks. After making her way down my legs and other one she worked her way back towards my back and asked me to turn around.
After turning around she leaned on me and said "Darling... Body to body massage £40" and I nodded and said yes then she went to the other side of the massage room near where the clothes peg is and she took her clothes off. She didn't look too fat but had some mature or gilf type body with smallish titts then she went over to the small table and got some baby oil on her hands and started to rub my cock. I was thinking in my mind.. Shouldn't she be doing the body to body massage and then she gets on top of me and rubs my cock between her smallish titts and then moves up towards me rubs her titts on my face and then I started to suck on her nipples. For some reason her nipples tasted bitter and when I sniffed them they smelt like hand sanitizer. In my mind I was like come on!!!! The NHS told the public on especially on the posters: Sanitise your hands not your titts to protect other people. But it would be hilarious if they would've put that down on the posters
Anways then she gave me the handjob plus she was using all of the techniques. Sometimes she pumps with one hand, then the other, then both with both hands and then she uses the polishing the bottle top method which indeed felt really good. Then after pumping me for a good six minutes I can feel the myself cumming and then I thrust my hips ready for the eruption then I camed and it looked so thick and white my cum looked more like yoghurt. Then she cleaned me up and smiled at me and I said thank you to her then she gave me peck and started to finish off the massage on the front side of my body. After finishing the massage she "ok darling" then I got dressed. After when I got dressed I gave her the £40 for the body to body and HE and I asked her to get her phone out because I like to ask her a few questions and I spoke through the phone and asked her what is your name and she replied "shi shi or she she" then I asked her is it your "first time her in Wolverhampton" because I was curios to know if she has worked at the other Chinese Massage shops and her reply was no. After that we made it down stairs and I said bye to Shi shi or She she and waved bye to the other slim Chinese lady.
To sum it up guys that was a good service. The only downside was that I hated the music that she playing.. Sounded like the kind of music that you would normally play at a pets funeral. Also many apologise for not posting any reviews since my last punt at G5 with Deepika in Smethwick back in November last year... Jus had some personal problems so many many many many apologies to you guys and to the moderators of this site. Also many apologies for posting this review two days later... Just felt extremely fatigued after the circuit workout at the gym but feel much much much better now.
