Author Topic: Lisbon data: exploring Escort/Massage shops/Gentlemen Club & Strip Club  (Read 6498 times)

Offline Quickskibz

Day one, April 25th 2022, arrived a hotel in Saldana at 6pm, WG arrive at 6.30pm.

Girl Source:
External Link/Members Only

Location:
Saldanha, Lisbon, my hotel

Damage:
150 Euros

Comms:
Actually first I was going to meet one of the D’Almeida twins (External Link/Members Only), the older sister, taller one goes by Carolina (External Link/Members Only), but she told me she was not in town so recommended me 2 listings that was her friend, one of which was Mia, note the Almeida twins has like 5+ years experience.

Mia replied promptly, my flight delayed so had to postpone 6pm to 6.30pm, she also ask for me to take pic of my hotel card to confirm, which I thought fair enough I’m using a +66 Thai number and told her I will be late etc., she came straight to my room on the 7th floor because no need to use card in elevator to get up.

Conclusion:
Not worth the price (note I’m not on budget, actually worth less than what you pay for me), I would compare her experience to the avg. expectation you get from suck & fuck type in Amsterdam De Wallen Red light, even though the WG just started taking clients 5 months ago I would not pay 150 euros, I would rate her overall at 60-80 euros max a little slack for her youth (20yrs old NOTE in her listing it says 18yrs old and she just started 5 months ago so.. mis-leading fyi), also the only that matches her pictures is her height (maybe taller even around 174cm not 170cm) she has tattoos all over her body (between chest, legs, fingers, arms, eye brow piercing, belly piercing), basically the teenager emo look. A bit disappointed, I was hoping for some authentic normal Lisboa chic lol, will keep this thread updated as I check out more escourts / massage shop / strip club (expecting price to be approx. 50 euro entrance, 20 euro bar fine if take chic out, 150 euro for chic, and 10 euro tip to maid if you do love hotel etc. base on some reviews I read), also have a chic that will meet from Seeking later, she doesn’t know I’m in Lisbon yet though, I’m just warming up >> If you like the Teenager emo look, doesn’t smile, has a grudge on people with money, many tattoos (seems cheap ones) and young then why not try, otherwise would avoid.

Girl Physicals:
Dark hair, nearly black, I think she dyed it from her natural dark brown hair. Eyes has fake eye lashes with eye brow and cheek piercing. Full lips, not bad. Looks around 60% of her photo would say, skin doesn’t seem so healthy and not good for a 20 year old, abit dry, not much bounce, a shettt loads of tattoos but they don’t seem to compliment each other or her body seems abit cheap and not though out (fingers, back of legs, arm, shoulders, stomach etc.), body smells okay, teeth abit yellow for a 20 year old think she smokes a lot maybe but didn’t smelt it, about 174cm I would say, defs has more ass in the website picture, not even sure if it’s her, they defs photoshop all that tattoo out if it was… Pussy smells okay, was fully shaved before me when I met her small hair grown, her eyes look sad, even when she smiles but she doesn’t smile like 95% of the time which outs me off like a mthfker to be honest (it’s rare actually to have a chic this passive for this price.. I wouldn’t care if it’s below 60-80 euros), overall a emo teenager type look with dad issues and tells me she doesn’t like people with money, she does look like 20yrs old btw.

The Action:
Open the door up this B*tch ain’t go no smiles lol, let her in and she walk pass instead of a hug or kiss which is traditional in Portugal especially in initiate scenario or friends etc., normally I would say like 99% of all WGs I punt would have at least a warm friendly greeting even if it end up being shet. At this point I was suspicious that she is a newbie (also from her young look, dress style, composure etc.), she then ask to shower, okay all good, book her in advance but chic was not ready, most chics I book in advance would come prepared.. After shower then she came out with towel and set beside me on the bed (I was chilling laying down), and she is like okay what you want to do, so I explain and guide here, at this point I’m sure she was noobie, look at least if your noobie af at this price be a noobie with some faking passion right?, but this is noobie with no passion so tough, anyway started kissing and I proceed to like her puss, bitch was dead silent, I was like dayum lol, thought I was doing a good job licking at least moan abit, I lick nearly all WGs I love licking the puss and ass tbh, after she gave me BJ while I lay on my back took a while to get hard, then 69, then I told her to get the condom, bitch was quite slow, and gave me the condom to put on (normally WGs would know how to put), bra at this point a was not hard again too long and no passion, then got her to BJ again, doesn’t work I was soft, end up using my own hand while she kissing me, then when I was cumming I put her hand on my D to finish me off. Man so tough >> if you are new to punting I would AVOIDD this chic, you will need to guide a noobie, with no passion, and that doesn’t have service can be a complete disaster, kinda was in way though (I Wiped my own cum b*tch let me lay with my cum for a while, normally WGs help you wipe straight away etc. and I had to thought he condom in the bin myself, I mean all these little things built up), unless you want to literally suck & fuck and don’t care about any connection. I had convo with her after and she told me she just started 5 months ago, also she was telling me how she doesn’t like people with money and Portuguese people that are rich think that can do anything etc., seem she holds resentment a lot, seems have daddy issues etc., still very young minded full of resentment, I mean a man just want a nice bang drama free.


Questions:

Anyone that punt Portuguese WGs in the pass can share a comparison to Brazilian WGs? Brazilians I find like almost always warmer attitude, I’m going to keep trying, this must be a exemption to the Portuguese chics overall attitude.

« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 08:38:41 pm by Quickskibz »

Offline Quickskibz

Morning of 26 April 2020 in Lisboa, Saldanha

Girl source: Marta Castro
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External Link/Members Only.

Damage: 150 euros

Comms: She replied promptly, I message her quite early for 11.30am meeting, she replied near 11:00am confirming the appointment, actual arrival time was 11:50am though

Conclusion: personally I would meet Marta again, put her in my pass list. She is a relatively confident girl, quiet direct way of speaking, chatty, curious. When she arrived at my hotel room door, she had good composure, nice smile and greeted by my actual name (nice detail), friendly girl, she also looked better than I expected, I mean you never know actually with WGs, I had below avg. experience with yesterday’s Portuguese girl so expectation were not high. She didn’t have too much make up which is a plus, she came already showered a plus, I like the way she kisses (she was actually not rushing the kiss, I noticed and patient, I love patient chics makes the whole experience nicely more relax, which was great tbh), BJ was okay (OWO and willing), pussy taste okay I licked it good, she rides cowgirl in a angle and rhythm I enjoyed tbh this is above avg. some girls can be slacks, weird angle (like the leaning back one that could like break your D for example), Marta does the 2 I liked which helps me get hard, today was a slow hard on I had to help myself abit but still was not full force D even at the end, she assist very well actually took some ques I gave her this is a plus (1# twerk rhythm like the angle you would get a HJ, I actually nearly came straight away but she slowed down abit, 2# she was grinding her pussy / clit, the one that many girls cum from, I was quite certain she became much more wet from this, we didn’t use any lube) all this while we remain kissing which I enjoyed greatly (I told her I like it when she grabs my face / neck etc. when kissing she had it going which was good and appreciated), soon we switch to doggy let her twerk abit then I adjust for my finishing position, came in the puss in doggy (with condom of course), we chat abit after, she told me she started escorting 2 months ago, which if it was true, I was actually impress by the overall way Marta carries herself / performance base on the short amount of experience she has taking clients, overall she seems genuine, understands escorting & GFE and not ashame of it, would see her again (she use to do tantric massage for 1 and a half years before escorting with GFE). Also she help gave me some useful tips in Lisbon which was nice.

Maybe I’ll try out abit of her massage skills next time hmm let’s see.

Physicals:
Good smile, she is half Spanish / Portuguese, nice long healthy hair, pretty face, she is not skinny skinny and not fat, has curves, nice bum, not big not small. 26 years old, looks around that age for a Spanish / Portuguese girl (can also get away maybe with slightly younger), couple of small tattoos nothing off putting, shouldn’t disappoint most guys tbh, I was not.

Offline a203203

thanks for the reviews. ive tried a number of EP girls over the years and they have been hit and miss, although i would say slightly in favour of hits rather than misses. i have also tried outcalls from apartdox for brazilian girls with some success. looking forward to hearing more.

Offline Quickskibz

thanks for the reviews. ive tried a number of EP girls over the years and they have been hit and miss, although i would say slightly in favour of hits rather than misses. i have also tried outcalls from apartdox for brazilian girls with some success. looking forward to hearing more.

This is more true than not, I agree, Marta actually I saw a good review on ISG and tried, but there is so much photoshop and misleading info you kinda have to really judge by height, weight and pray >> btw the same equivalent site in Brazil has much better accuracy and I did was not disappointed from the 20-25 chics I punt.

Offline Quickskibz

Afternoon 3.30pm of 27 April 2022 in Lisboa, Saldanha

Note on this one please ask on more on logistics of how seeking works / funneling / the way I message chics etc. cause the chic is not full-time.

Guys this one is abit different, met the girl on seeking, she message me on seeking 2 weeks before I arrived in Lisbon, I got her IG to check her physicals etc. and was okay, so we became IG friends (I know I know this is dodger stuff  :wackogirl: ) anyway, last night I told her to add me on my WhatsApp and schedule the meeting for today. I made it clear that it was a short arrangement before, and when I text her I literally said “Hey are you available at xxx time, this is my location, 1 hour, 150 euros”, she responded positively and accepted, I just wing it because have so many paid punt options anyway, and less simp = more chics and a healthy mental of origin.

Girl source: Seeking / Seeking Arrangement

(Note you can check assortments on seeking.com before actually paying for the membership, just filter by country/city etc., some girls don’t have verified identity, it’s okay, if she messages you then just ask for IG etc. >> note on seeking it’s very common girls message you first, which is awesome and easy, you will hardly get this on tinder for example)

Damage: 150 euros (This is what I offered btw guys, as I knew I would not pay above industry standard, no simping on chics)

Comms: Seeking message >> IG message >> WhatsApp

Girl Physicals: Brazilian student living in Lisbon for 3 years now, from Salvador, warm friendly, quite small girl like 160cm? More or less, squats so had a volumes tight butt, she has genuine desire for me and this was a passionate punt more or less like banging your girlfriend, she is not on any escort listing site and doesn’t do this full time, we kiss a lot and her full lips was nice, chic even suck my tounge, nice BJ good rhythm like a vacuum sloppy HJ, flip her and lick on her 4s, then on her back, then got her to grind on my face and she cum on my face, pussy taste not bad at all (not sure if it’s a Brazilian thing (half joking here)), then got her to bj again, with in cowgirl, had 3 fortress pillows support my back to come up right position, this is important especially with small chics, because if you don’t do this, you can’t have the tit sucking angle, good natural boobs, turn around, doggy, but smaller chics I get less rhythm vs. 167cm+ with curves, no clapping vibration if you guys know what I mean, end up going back BJ, use my hand help abit, when about to cum got her to BJ and CIM, I was then dead for couple of seconds, she seem impressed that she made me paralyzed, not bad overall, I recovred my senses 5 mins later and we had like a 40 minute chat.

If you want to know anything about Portuguese people, culture, food etc. here feel free to ask, I got a lot to say on this…

Cheers brothas  :hi:

Quick Skibz Outs.

Offline Quickskibz

Just a small note, I really wanna make myself proud nailing this chic, I cheated today and used abit of viagra ( 15-20mg? Broke the pill), bruddahs my dick was Giganticcc (for me), but it made it harder to cum I can verify that now, so end up cuming in mouth, it makes your dick numb so, less sensitive to cum, that sacrifice for Viking dick thrusters.

I won’t be using again though fyi.

Offline Quickskibz

Friday afternoon, 29 April 2020, after a big burger for lunch I got quite tired, was going to do a tantric massage after a nap but then as more energy recored change my mind to bang a chica

Girl source: Soraia
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Damage: 150 Euros

Conclusion: Nice girl but just not my cup of tea / style, lips abit thin and mouth small (okay BJ though quite surprise) normally I like abit fully lips chic and would check her mouth in the pics, this one someone was raving on ISG forum so I tried, Very nice natural boobs, and butt, however she has this curved back (like what a old person can have) which is slightly off putting to me, but luckily I can focus on her butt and boobs, otherwise will be a toughhh mission. Overall nice girl, soft voice, feminine way of carrying herself, 22 years old, a student, I bang her between her classes (Escort Privada and Apartadox is photoshopped up like a pro fyi).

Action: Nothing special here, hardly kissed (which I didn’t mind for this one), okay BJ, lick her pussy from 69, her ass is very nice which made me hard in this position for sure, started in cowgirl, I did most of the work here while suffocating myself in her boobies, I would rate her riding skills like 2/5 below average but not completely useless, switch to doggy and finished in her puss. Had a nice chat for around 25 mins after.

Side notes >> when I was in Brazil girls on avg. look much better and more accurate to the listing photos, I had similar expectation in Portugal, but this is not true. Also Brazilian girls are much warmer and it is rare I have a hard time to sync with a chica, portugese chics can give some closed off vibes and more direct approach.

Offline Quickskibz

B2B HE Tantric massage: afternoon 2nd May 2022

Aite guys, sorry I dissapeared for a while, the SA chic put me in a spell (I was emotionally connected) but finally the spell has been broken today by home girl Brazilian chic Paola, wow, she sent me to heaven and back a normal clean man tbh.

Damage: 160 euros
Official: 100 euros (Sensitive massage 100 euros)
Tipped: 60 euros (lucky that’s all I had lol, but if you want to touch she had me by the balls)

Place: External Link/Members Only

Girl: Paola

Place: overall clean place, showers, clean towel provided and soap, bed are also clean with disaposable covers but no uncomfortable when lying on, a older lady messages the bookings and she will be the one who greet you at the door etc.

Conclusion: would reccomend, I picked sensational massage because I was tired and want to just release, but chica Paola got me ao horny I needa touch, kiss and got her to facesit on me in the end while she gives me a HE. Paola has nice natural breast maybe around deep B cup, which is pretty nice for a brazilian chic, normally hard plastic breast is common, butt has nice shape, but not like big or small either, you would expect bigger butt from BR chics, photos and real life is relatively accurate I would say, speaks ZERO english, I speak abit of portugese so was fine. Massage started with rooms lighted with candles, I was sitting cross leg up while she touches and kiss me whole body not bad tbh good skills became semi hard, then she got me to spread my leg and similiar thing, at this point I was so horny I said I will tip her more for touch etc. so touch and kiss from here, went on lying face down, then face up, usual stuff overall not bad, not a rub n tub. Overall  was very passionate experience for me, bitch kissed me like my ex, hly jesus.


Going to Fuertaeventua on Thursday morning, so I won’t be updating this thread untill next punts in Lisboa, I’ll do a new thread for the Canaries.

Peace,
Quick Skibz

**full price list**

*PRICES*
*80€* - Massage lingam
It is a massage focused on the genital organ + prostate.
In lingerie
Duration: 30 to 40 minutes

*100€* - Sensitive Massage
A more sensual and relaxing massage.
In topless
Duration: 40 to 50 minutes

*130€* - Tantric Massage
In this massage you will be invited to share the tantric touches with the masseuse, that is, you can touch her.
In naturist mode
Duration: 1 hour

*150€* Nuru massage
Fuller and incredibly sensual massage. Performed with great intensity, using the therapist's entire body.
In naturist mode
Duration: 1 hour

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Offline elihd

Thanks for this report. Am going to Lisbon next week. Does girls in apartadox do incalls or they only do outcalls to your hotel? I hear that most wg in Lisbon only do outcalls? Is there a good website for Lisbon for independents like slumi in Spain? Thanks

Offline royal_male

Bro looks like barcelona is surely better bet than Lisbon..

Offline Ams11

Try External Link/Members Only

or External Link/Members Only for massage with happy ending

But mix bag. Some gems, some fakes. So usual punting spider senses.

Have incall and outcall options.

Good luck and report back

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Offline Quickskibz

Bro looks like barcelona is surely better bet than Lisbon..

YES, not looks like, IT IS.

Lisbon is a fraud while have price higher (avg. 150 euros outcall in Lisbon) or same as Barcelona.. (<= 150 euros for wayyyy better girls, looks, body, smell, attitude, skills)

Offline Quickskibz

Thanks for this report. Am going to Lisbon next week. Does girls in apartadox do incalls or they only do outcalls to your hotel? I hear that most wg in Lisbon only do outcalls? Is there a good website for Lisbon for independents like slumi in Spain? Thanks

AVOID LISBON at all COST.. if you have the option.

If not, yes the photos on the sites are photoshopped AF, many girls have full body tattoo it’s all photoshopped out, portugese girls generally have shet attitude and body. Try to find Brazilian girls, I was faking dissapointed for Lisbon, thought the Portugese chics would be similar to the Brazilians.. never going back to punt.

Rank no 1. = BARCELONA

Many options in Madrid and Malaga as well..

Offline Quickskibz

Mine was all outcall only fyi.