Author Topic: Alexxa - KingsLover - Chelsea  (Read 1663 times)

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Price - £600 for 1 hour incall

Special Note - This SP is outcall only. However if you’re a regular of the agency (Kings Lover) then a special exception can be made and an incall booking is possible.  I’m not sure what the agency classes as regular, but as an example I’ve had about 7 bookings with the agency.

I’m sure she operates the same rules with other agencies (just a guess). So if you are a regular of any of the other agencies she is listed in then perhaps requesting an incall is worth a go. Just feel the agency out.

Location/Residence - Modern flat in Chelsea. About 15 mins walk from Sloane Sqaure station.

Inside was clean but bedroom and bathroom were on the small side though.

The Girl - Pics accurate for the most part. Facially she looks a little softer and prettier IRL (subjective and IMO), making her look a lot less arrogant than her pics. I don’t know why, maybe it’s just me, but I always felt she looked a little stuck up from her photos, but IRL she was very friendly (in a non sexual platonic kind of way) and outgoing, quite the opposite of what I had built up in my head. She was well presented and tarted up nicely in make up.

She has small B-C cup enhanced tits, they were a little hard, but not as rock hard as those of EE girls usually have. She has tattoos, also her ass seemed on the small/flat side. Her feet were ok looking.

Services Recieved - Two pops, Closed mouth lip kissing with no tongue then for the briefest of moments some open mouth kissing with a flicker of two of her tongue, otherwise I was swirling my tongue around an empty vortex, OWO and sex (protected).

The Session - Started out with some LK initiated by the SP. as stated above no tongue. I persisted and she gradually opened her mouth. Sadly I recieved very minimal, as stated just a flicker or two of her tongue, realising the kissing was going to be crap I gave up. Her uncovered BJ was very good TBH, great suction and tongue technique. It was good enough for me to even contemplate bumping this review up to a neutral, but… no eye contact as well as any of the other nice bells and whistles such as fake moans or dirty talking. Finished up twice in missionary.

In conclusion it’s a negative for me. I got basically a P&D service you expect from a rom in east london (minus the typical Rom attitude). What stark contrast this meet was compared to my session with Emma of Black Label. Also, looks wise she just doesn’t have the ‘oomph’ to justify her price. There are far better girls who offer a much better service out there.

PS - Wish the posh area had a McDonald’s or something. A bacon double cheeseburger could’ve been good medicine for a moment like this.

Oh well, I’m off to a greatest hits tour from girls I’ve previously seen. Adios muchachos, hope you have/had a Happy Easter, Chag Passover Sameach and Eid Mubarak.

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« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 02:41:00 pm by Momodan38 »

Offline Payyourwaymate

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Condolences on the loss man. The bacon is haram  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. Nah I'm joking  :D.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 06:25:27 pm by Payyourwaymate »

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Paid for PRADA got PRIMARNI !  :yahoo:

Hopefully your next punt is a GUCCI experience  :yahoo:

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PS - Wish the posh area had a McDonald’s or something. A bacon double cheeseburger could’ve been good medicine for a moment like this.

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Had you crossed the river you would get a Burger/Hotdog joint by the road.  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 08:20:07 pm by bluegene »

Offline Malcolm40

Damn, for £600 one can still get a shit punt?! That's messed up :angry:

Offline MysteryManNo.7

£600 for a punt...fucking hell  :lol:

Offline Momodan38

Condolences on the loss man. The bacon is haram  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. Nah I'm joking  :D.

😂

Yeah, it’s best to refrain from it for at least the next 7 days or so 🙈

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Ouch! Hope the next one is better for you!

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Sorry, man, but thanks for the review.

Offline Momodan38

Ouch! Hope the next one is better for you!

Already washed away with another A+ punt. To quote the great Bedhedred..

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It felt brilliant. 🥴