External Link/Members Only1 hour incall £150
This was an on the day booking.
Usual excellent comms from this agency, booking set up with minimum of fuss- one quick phone call and one confirmation text.
Location was usual place near the river, everything was in working order and no issues on the day I visited.
In a shocking turn of events the SP is not exactly as represented on the website. She’s got a bit more round the midriff and thighs than her pics would suggest, probably a size 10, probably a few years older than 21 and undoubtedly smaller than a cup size B. (Body wise, I would say she’s fairly similar to Carla Massage) She has a pierced lip and nose and a few tatts dotted about here and there with a trimmed bush down below. Facially she’s pretty enough. She’s an attractive young women so I don’t get why they’re massaging the numbers on the website?
I arrived at the allotted time, got buzzed up and was let in by Naomi, wearing a matching undie set and robe, handed her the cash, had a shower then the fun (or lack of fun) began..
Services were v light kissing-no tongues, OWO, ro, protected sex in a couple of positions- mish, cg, doggie, coupla pops.
All services were delivered with a half-hearted, going through the motions, IDGAF manner. I never really felt welcome and got the impression she really didn’t want to be there. Lots of awkward silences and she never made any attempt to have any sort of conversation.
She had pre-applied lube (not a deal breaker, but not exactly “gfe”) and when I went down on her there was a whiff of sweat.
She also only seemed to have condoms that were bloody tiny and felt way too tight round my (I’ll be kind to myself) average sized cock.
Now I understand that fucking an ageing, tubby, balding cunt like me is far from every young woman’s dream, but that’s the service I’m paying for and if it says gfe on the service list, I expect the SP to at least try and pretend that she’s enjoying it.
I see she’s got a couple of pos’s on here, maybe they’re from younger guys and that’s the bookings she prefers, but if so, she should have a set upper age limit. Also you could say that obviously we didn’t “click”, but again, I’m the customer, I’m paying her £150 and part of the service I expect is for her to “click” with me. Obviously this comes with the caveat that my hygiene, behaviour and demeanour has to be well within acceptable boundaries and they always are.
It’s not an easy job hooking and it certainly isn’t for everyone..
