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Offline viixta31

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What's the latest in Teddington?
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What on earth are you on about.   :unknown:

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What's the latest in Teddington?
I can find 129 different definitions of DRS, you need to explain what you mean or is this just a troll post.

Offline mr.bluesky

I can find 129 different definitions of DRS, you need to explain what you mean or is this just a troll post.

It's that time of the year again . Half term  :sarcastic:

Offline Thephoenix

Double rimming sandwich?
Dick reeks spunk?
Dating Romanian sausage?
????

Offline mr.bluesky

Double rimming sandwich?
Dick reeks spunk?
Dating Romanian sausage?
????

As it's a Formula 1 weekend he must mean drag reduction system  :unknown: he wants to overtake someone.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2022, 07:42:46 am by mr.bluesky »

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This post has to take the biscuit. Best one yet  :lol: :D :lol:

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After 8 PM exchanges last night trying to find out what it meant and getting nowhere I gave up so I sent a 9th telling him to explain on this thread.   :unknown:
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What's the latest in Teddington?

Two Ton Ted was from there, don't know if he's still around.

Offline StingRay

Two Ton Ted was from there, don't know if he's still around.

He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night


Ernie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that was a damn fine novelty song, Xmas number 1 as well
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Offline Stevelondon

I’m taking an educated guess.
Judging from the handle, the avatar and the post. This member is a feckin idiot.

Offline viixta31

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I'm no idiot

I found Pruksa's texts on my husbands phone, googled the number and your UKP discussions came up on the first page as did her location. NOT ROCKET SCIENCE my dear chaps, but I AM rather pleased with myself given the results of my efforts.

I took screenshots of the UKP threads and forwarded them (along with the links) to the proprietor of her location. They were most grateful and have since supplied the police with any paperwork relating to her clientele I believe.

Thank you for continuing to supply intel on her new premises in Hampton Wick and St Margaret's - most kind of you.

Happy punting :-)
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Offline JontyR

I don't know what she must be more disappointed in, the fact that her husband has been paying for it or that she married an idiot. Unless, of course, he wanted to get caught.

Offline Trex

I don't know what she must be more disappointed in, the fact that her husband has been paying for it or that she married an idiot. Unless, of course, he wanted to get caught.

I don’t think he wanted to get caught  :sarcastic: Imagine she probably will tell her family and friends about it. That will not look good for him.