Had an urge. Wanted a change from Lush agency which had nothing tempting. With the Birmingham punting landscape looking as dry as the Sahara desert under raging climate change (at least in my price range) I thought why not give those £20 quickie options in Smethwick a go for a change.
As pbrown355's review of Isabella was not inviting (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=341666.0), I thought I'd try Giorgia. If I'd known my experience would be even worse than his I'd have stayed home and watched a porn.
The Girl:Giorgia
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External Link/Members OnlyDate of meeting: Easter Monday
Price: £20 for a P&D
Pre-meet / Communications:Spoke to her. Decent understandable English.
Followed by postcode by text.
As Pbrown rightly mentioned they are now based in Oldbury and no longer Smethwick.
Suburban area. Easy to park. Felt safe.
Called to get house number.
The meet/ the action:
Standard behind the door trick. Plain girl, blond/pink hair, late 20's (?), wrapped in a bathroom robe which was barely hiding the fact that she's large, very large.
House clean and empty, one sofa in the reception room, one bed in each room, period. There was another older girl lying on the sofa, glued to her phone, looking miserable and unhappy. Assumed she was Isabella. Could tell from her legs sticking out of her bathroom robe that she was quite a bit thinner. Was tempted to ask to swap as I am not a fan of large girls, but not knowing how Georgia would react and bearing in mind this slimmer one did not even acknowledge or reply to my 'hello' and with pbrown's recent neg of her I did not attempt that.
Once in the room with Georgia handed over my 20 sheets and she discarded her bathrobe. That's when the full extend of my dire situation hit me. I had bought 2 tons of lard to play with for 10/15 minutes
Tried to be brave, and dropped my trousers, mini me was shrivelling by the second at the thought of what was expected of him.
Don't even know how she managed to put a condom on it. It did not matter how much she tried to wank and suck me, would not get hard at all. Awkward disconnected feeling.
After a while the whale rolls on the bed and spreads her legs. The gash at the bottom of her belly has not sexual tease at all and reminds me more of the laceration on the whales in the Faroe islands.
Asked if I can wank myself on her tits instead she says yes, but as soon as I discard the condom she says no. So time to pack my bags and say my goodbyes.
Pros:
Honestly none but I'll try to be optimistic:
- Good English for a Romanian
- Tried her best wanking and sucking (for the very short period of time it took me to realise it was pointless)Cons:
- Pictures on all her ads are SO misleading. Blatant B&S. I wouldn't have mind hammering doggy style a curvy girl like on these pics, but the level of misrepresentation is frankly dishonest and what ultimately makes it a negative for me Summary:
I am not blaming her for how she looks (might be the cup of tea of others who are into BBW girls) but I am blaming the utter deceitful B&S ad.
Luckily only £20 lost, but would not even return if she was free.
