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External Link/Members Only There do not seem to be any recent reviews on this lady, so here goes ........ I ventured north from my usual stamping grounds to visit her a couple of months ago. I was tempted into paying £120 for an hour on the profile promise of 34E boobs.
The CommunicationsShe responded to text messages reasonably quickly and provided her phone number to discuss the booking. Good comms.
The PlaceShe was working from her home, which was a house on a quiet terraced street. She gave easy to follow directions to park in a public car park and walk from there - about 250m. She opened the door quickly once I arrived and knocked. Shower facilities available. She has a large dog and a cat.
The LadyBritish lady. Very tall and fake blonde, an attractive lady for her age. Pictures on her profile are accurate, but I suspect at least a couple of years old. She states her age as being 42 - I suspect that she is a few years older than that - probably very late 40s. She is slim and has a reasonable figure for her age. She has had children and bears pregnancy marks, but nothing off-putting. She claims to have 34E boobs - here I was very disappointed as this was one of the reasons I went to see her. They may once have been 34E, but age has taken its toll and I found them to be smaller and flatter than I had been hoping for. She is a pleasant lady, but I wasn't there to see a pleasant lady - I wanted to bang a pair of 34Es.
The Dirty DeedShe doesn't do CIM, but is clear about this on her profile. OWO was provided - average. Kissing - with tongues - reasonable. RO was provided - I met my usual fantastic tongue twisting, whirling dervish standards, but amazingly she remained seemingly unimpressed. Titty fucking was disappointing as she lacked the both the necessary equipment and enthusiasm for a good one. She was fairly unresponsive in missionary, we managed doggy (which did take a bit of manoeuvring due to her height, but again there was little response from her. She rode me on top for a while, but that was the only time any real effort was shown. She provided the usual crap massage - little more than hand fluttering with talc between pops.
The VerdictTo be fair, she does what it says on the tin - hence the neutral rating ........... just not with much enthusiasm. There are much better punts available for less - xxx-Hannah-xxx (when she returns) and the lovely Viktoria for the same price. I don't think we really clicked, but that should not make a difference. She seemed to be pre-occupied with lying back and thinking of England. I will not be returning, I'm afraid.
