Lilly - Westminster - Superb

[Icerpacks]

Serious long time lurker who has been eager to get in on the game, but, took a while.  Sorry.

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I took my first plunge with Lilly, simply due to the fact that a review peaked my interest and she looked....well...wow.

Comms: Easy over WhatsApp. Chose B2b only. I'm a newbie. Give me a break! £100 for 1hr. I can see the battering coming.

Girl: Chatty. Hot body and good looking. Looks after herself. I'd say given that I'm new in, but lurked for a while, she's right up there in terms of looks. Age wise, she said 31. I'd say she's done well.

Location: near Westminster. Very discrete. Easy to find.

Event: Proper massage, really good. Whilst I'm not a seasoned punter at all,  I do have regular legit messages. Lilly is a professional. B2b was good (keep in mind...i have little to compare to), mostly face down with some tantric and lingam parts coming in. She was fully naked and it was a beautiful sight when i turned over. I want to ease my way in so I didn't attempt anything, obviously. But at the end Lilly explained what she offers and was explicit in no extras...however she has some 'toys' now. It sounds like she prefers to stick to a decent massage and a no thrills HE but i may be wrong given my newbie card.

For a first exploration in to realms of fun, I can safely say I well and truly over spent but, felt comfortable and got a good message from a very attractive lady.

[webpunter]

Numerous UKP'ers are full time lurkers 

Serious long time lurker who has been eager to get in on the game, but, took a while.  Sorry.

Comms: Easy over WhatsApp. Chose B2b only. I'm a newbie. Give me a break! £100 for 1hr. I can see the battering coming.

Review is pretty good for a 1st effort, better than most 
So you've popped your cherry on here

Follow it up with another review & you'll be cooking on gas

FYI, as you are 'new' [sort of] on here you can do reviews on escorts / massage burds who you've seen in the past year
They all count

[tantraman]

Cheers for the inaugural review, Icerpacks

Please clarify this service and price ...

... Chose B2b only ... £100 for 1hr ...

Previous posts had stated that Lilly herself texts ...

Hi
😊Deep tissue- 80£-1h, with happy ending- 100£-1h Swedish- 70£-1h, with happy ending- 90£-1h Lomi-lomi - 80£-1h, with happy ending- 100£-1h Thai- 80£-1h, with happy ending- 100£-1h Aromatherapy- 60£-1h, with happy ending- 80£-1h  B2b with happy ending- 120£/1h

So, either you enjoyed proper B2b with happy ending- 120£/1h or actually just a naked massage with HE for £100/1h? Did Lilly actually at any point writhe around on top on you with her full body, i.e. B2B or FBSM?

[Icerpacks]

Thanks webpunter and hello tantraman! An honour!

All her services are either with or without HE at a cost of £20 so we just said B2B without. Hence the £100. Which I regretted at the end. It's an odd choice I know but I enjoyed it all the same.

She did plenty of body action on top. I just wasn't ready yet to be..."handled". Next time though, I'll have my confidence up and will go for it because she's...fit!

[tantraman]

Ah, I see, Icerpacks

I look forward to your next review, when you've broken that 'barrier' to a HE ... you won't look back, sir!

[webpunter]

IceP
You are at the top of a slippery slope moving on from B2B 

HE
OTW
TF
RO
OWO
CIM
69
FS
Nuru
Not forgetting my personal fave - pussy slides 
If i've missed any off please add !

Ah, I see, Icerpacks

I look forward to your next review, when you've broken that 'barrier' to a HE ... you won't look back, sir!

I'm figuring that you [IceP] do not [sometimes] bat for the other side
Seeking out a bit more down below in the under-carriage dept
Nothing wrong if you do, here @UKP we are #caring&inclusive
If you do, there will be additional abbreviations 
You would need to ask one of the knob lovers on here for details 

[webpunter]

For future reference you should be putting tantraman in any post before referencing me
When i surpass his number of reviews & adding countless photos then can consider a switch
TM is on pole   

Thanks webpunter and hello tantraman! An honour!

[Icerpacks]

For future reference you should be putting tantraman in any post before referencing me
When i surpass his number of reviews & adding countless photos then can consider a switch
TM is on pole   

  noted! Yes Tantraman has definitely earned a legendary status.

As for slippery slope post HE....I'm looking forward to it. Tempted to pop my cherry with Mia. So much for small steps 

[Bangman]

I'm disappointed.
Another example of a wg taking advantage of her good looks, not offering extras and charging a bomb.
The more this happens, much more wgs will do the same, offer nothing and charge a fortune and ops think they got a good deal

[Icerpacks]

I'm disappointed.
Another example of a wg taking advantage of her good looks, not offering extras and charging a bomb.
The more this happens, much more wgs will do the same, offer nothing and charge a fortune and ops think they got a good deal

Just to be clear, I didn't get a good deal. But, I enjoyed what I got and was comfortable. When I want more, I know what to pay

[webpunter]

SPs would be mad not to take advantage of their best asset, their looks
Massage burds often dont do xtras, other than for HE
Especially those working for this outfit
A ton is hardly a  , especially in London

I'm disappointed.
Another example of a wg taking advantage of her good looks, not offering extras and charging a bomb.
The more this happens, much more wgs will do the same, offer nothing and charge a fortune and ops think they got a good deal

[LLPunting]

SPs would be mad not to take advantage of their best asset, their looks
Massage burds often dont do xtras, other than for HE
Especially those working for this outfit
A ton is hardly a  , especially in London

Plenty of people can't spare a ton on a fraud.  Plenty of people resent wasting less than a ton on any treat that doesn't deliver.
Burned a little over 20 quid on an "aged beef" burger in Brixton yesterday and feel pretty ripped off, the 6+ on the buffalo chicken wings was also a disappointment, feckin' hipster food.  Went to Poundland and got 3 Yorkies for a quid, much happier.

[bigden40]

Plenty of people can't spare a ton on a fraud.  Plenty of people resent wasting less than a ton on any treat that doesn't deliver.
Burned a little over 20 quid on an "aged beef" burger in Brixton yesterday and feel pretty ripped off, the 6+ on the buffalo chicken wings was also a disappointment, feckin' hipster food.  Went to Poundland and got 3 Yorkies for a quid, much happier.

Where’s the fraud?

This provider has two positive reviews and delivered exactly what she said she would both to me and to the OP of this thread. 

[LLPunting]

Where’s the fraud?

This provider has two positive reviews and delivered exactly what she said she would both to me and to the OP of this thread.

Talking to webpunter's point (hence quoting him) not so much this somewhat pricey SP.

[webpunter]

Havin a rant ?
Hope it was wagyu for a score, tho when i had one feck all difference
And when places insist on cooking it medium-well a complete waste of time 

Plenty of people can't spare a ton on a fraud.  Plenty of people resent wasting less than a ton on any treat that doesn't deliver.
Burned a little over 20 quid on an "aged beef" burger in Brixton yesterday and feel pretty ripped off, the 6+ on the buffalo chicken wings was also a disappointment, feckin' hipster food.  Went to Poundland and got 3 Yorkies for a quid, much happier.

[webpunter]

Pricey ?
She'll have to pay to advertise on the website & cover accomo costs
The website looks more reliable than most with decent pics & not too much blatant shopping
For a ton she looks fit & there was b2b & HE
As the OP gets into the massage groove he'll work out if xtras avail & how to get em on the menu

If you think its fraudulent then best you go bargain hunting in london
There will be massage burds at less than a ton, down to 60-80, good luck
And dont forget to pick up some more feel good yorkies, raisin maybe to mix things up a bit 

Talking to webpunter's point (hence quoting him) not so much this somewhat pricey SP.

[Stevelondon]

Plenty of people can't spare a ton on a fraud.  Plenty of people resent wasting less than a ton on any treat that doesn't deliver.
Burned a little over 20 quid on an "aged beef" burger in Brixton yesterday and feel pretty ripped off, the 6+ on the buffalo chicken wings was also a disappointment, feckin' hipster food.  Went to Poundland and got 3 Yorkies for a quid, much happier.

You do realise with that kind of calorie intake you need to walk at least 12 miles to get rid of it. 

Or fuck in mish at least 12 SP’s

Decisions, decisions 

[Bangman]

I respect your opinion webpunter, if you think it's OK for the sp to offer b2b but the customer can't even touch back, nevermind suck and kiss for that price then good for you.
And trust Me... there is 100s of sp choices in London that offer this who are good looking and fit.

If a box of 16pk Ferrero rocher cost £5 in tesco and same one cost £10 in the newsagent.
I'd rather go tesco. I just value money

[webpunter]

On the basis that LLP doesn't last very long probably more than 12 SPs 

You do realise with that kind of calorie intake you need to walk at least 12 miles to get rid of it. 

Or fuck in mish at least 12 SP’s

Decisions, decisions 

[Stevelondon]

On the basis that LLP doesn't last very long probably more than 12 SPs 

 

[LLPunting]

You do realise with that kind of calorie intake you need to walk at least 12 miles to get rid of it. 

Or fuck in mish at least 12 SP’s

Decisions, decisions 

Thankfully a high metabolism sorts out most of the calorie excess.
The only dilemma is how to schedule in 12 (or more) visits under current budget cap.  12 @ 30 mins would be less gratifying than the burger but doable before the end Q1. 12 @ 60 mins might mean a delay to completion into Q2.  My PM may have issues with that.

[webpunter]

Budget cap ?
This is UKP
No FFP like in the Prem / Championship
 

[LLPunting]

...
And dont forget to pick up some more feel good yorkies, raisin maybe to mix things up a bit 

Raisin and biscuit are the ONLY Yorkie.

[Fuzzyduck]

Raisin and biscuit are the ONLY Yorkie.

I was partial to the almond ones.

[webpunter]

I concur

Raisin and biscuit are the ONLY Yorkie.

Goin off piste or what