Saw the threads from others talking about this crazy Joana and decided to try. So I trekked over to Willesden. Well reviewed I think. So I will keep it high level. Couldn’t find a link for her that works.
She works until 5ish but I managed to convince her to do a 7pm
I didn’t have as crazy a time as I read in the other threads as I think she was a bit tired from a long day.
Also. I went for this as an experience. And it was super interesting. But yes at the end of the day the age gap was super weird for me.
In any case:
Small room seems like a shared house or something with tenants upstairs.
She has a bed with en suite.
Joana is very sweet and talkative. Not too much English but good enough.
She is in her 60s. Looked better than her WhatsApp pic. But biggish size not massive. Big boobs.
She asked me where I got her number. I said gumtree and she said oh but I’ve taken all those down. So I just said oh well it was somewhere.
Started with massage. Not much massage. Quick attention to back then legs. But quickly went into b2b saying that she’s “crazy Joana”. Then suddenly started sticking her tongue in my ass. Got super deep. Was very interesting. Haha. Much like others have experienced.
Then flipped me over and sucked me off rubbing me over her face etc.
Was pretty crazy but then when it was over again felt weird because of the age gap.
At the end I asked how much. I knew from threads it should be 70 and I think I could see on her face taking a chance and saying 80 (maybe it is 80) but I didn’t feel like arguing so paid up.
I’m happy I went was an interesting experience. But probably wouldn’t go again. Combination of age and being quite far out for me.
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