Crystal - GFE Massage - Sheffield

[positionalplayer]

I don’t like writing negative reviews, but this atrocious bitch pissed me off so much today, that I feel compelled to convey my experience. Naturally, you can judge for yourself to whether my justifications are validated.

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Let me quote the WG’s description:

“Crystal is a sensual Indian MILF she stands approx 5'3 " a slender size 8 body and 34D bust Her looks her figure her demur is all Middle Eastern and will whisk you off to that far off place immediately. Crystal does specialize and just loves to have Oral given, this can make her physique shiver with pleasure and she obviously gives back, this girl has been likened to the sexiest MILF in the area by many of her new customers and they keep on coming back for more, she will treat you with the utmost respect whether you are a regular customer or brand new to this. This girl will quickly put you at ease with her soft sensual voice.”

To add, she’s a blonde with grey eyes.

1. “sensual”. There’s nothing sensual about this lady. Mechanical, no attempt of connecting and not a hint of any GFE. PSE to the core.
2. “whisk you off to that far off place immediately”. The only place I was whisked away to immediately was the nearest pub to drown my sorrows.
3. “she will treat you with the utmost respect”. She was nothing but sheer condescending, disparaging and lacking any kind of empathy. Indeed, there were even traits of utter patronising.
4. “This girl will quickly put you at ease with her soft sensual voice”. At ease maybe whilst lying on the bed. The voice may be soft but it spewed forth some considerable austere attitude.

here are some other noteworthy aspects of the punt:
•Crystal spent 8 minutes downstairs once cash had been handed over.
•Crystal refused to remove all of her clothing. She did pull down her top, but flatly resisted in removing the outfit.
•Boobs are probably a D-cup, but are completely flaxid
•As soon as she arrived in the room, she demanded “get on the bed and lie down”. No attempt at connection, no hugging, groping, nothing.
•Crystal grabbed the tools, climbed on the bed and went straight into HJ. No kind of hint for GFE. Cold, robotic and utterly aloof.
•OWO was one-dimensional, same speed, supported with hand and absolutely no attention to balls, licking/kissing and did not vary in speed  or depth. Utterly forgettable.
•Completed in 20/30 minutes into appointment, suggested a massage and was abruptly told that she was not a “qualified masseur” and clearly did not want to partake in this. Suggested it mainly to try and gather some rapport with the WG, but she said that the service had been done and essentially, that was that.
•I left 21 minutes completely deflated disgruntled and thoroughly dejected. £65 totally wasted.

I better describe the other major aspect of the punt. I had taken a fall earlier that day and had a scrape down my shin. The skin is grazed and somewhat raw. It is not wet, not seeping blood and completely fine. Obviously, if it had been any worse, I would have bandaged the leg. As it were, it is not that serious. However, the WG completely flipped out about this and kept moaning that any leakage could potentially get on the bed, on her and the such. I demonstrated with tissue, with the towel, that nothing could be left and having recently showered, it was clean. Obviously, looks a lot worse than it actually is.

Now, I would fully understand if I was dripping blood all over the place, but honestly, it was a mere graze and this led to the WG’s sheer paranoid and negativistic attitude. Maybe, this was the catalyst for all the other negative aspects, but I don’t fully think so. In my humble opinion, she’s just a poor SP. Other negative reviews on here even seem to verify this.

For me, this encounter was unbelievable. I highly rate GFE and have had some amazing experiences with some wonderful WG’s in the past. The establishment is outstanding, with punctuality, excellent reception services, refreshments and well-appointed rooms. This is no knock against GFE.

However, GFE need to bin this sour curmudgeon asap. She’ll only drag their standards down. I hope that they don’t simply rename her and give her another profile. I’ve provided the description above, so we’ll be able to tell if they try and recycle her. Honestly, GFE need to kick her out and toss her unceremoniously into the canal across the road.

[adamza]

Sorry to hear mate. I've left this one a red card on here previously too, clearly she hasn't improved since! 

Shame as GFE do have some decent lasses on the rota, this one definitely lets them down though.

[Ghost89]

I think that’s a fair review. She’s taking a lot of money for a short space of time and not delivering the desired service. My recent negative review left me seething for a couple of days. It sounds like yours did too.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Mr Shins got a new account?! Sorry to hear about the poor experience fella - sounds like a fully justified red to me. Hopefully your next punt turns out better 

[positionalplayer]

Mr Shins got a new account?! Sorry to hear about the poor experience fella - sounds like a fully justified red to me. Hopefully your next punt turns out better 

Apologies, I am an extremely infrequent poster on here. I'm unaware of any Mr Shins profile or anything that has occurred previously with him and that account. Needless to say, that we are not related. Have you jumped to some obscure conclusion?

I have had many a happy encounter at GFEMassage Sheffield  so am confident that it will occur again. I may give it a few weeks to settle down and hopefully, for management to give Crystal the deserved kick. However, I do not hold the establishment responsible for the poor service that I received from this abject excuse for a WG.

[Cockneyboy49]

I know I should have posted, but I had a similar experience with Crystal post lockdown. Like me Crystal is from London and her attitude reminded me of one of my typical 90's punts before I left old smoke - eventually landing in Sheffield to enjoy all the lovely northern lasses.

My feeling is that GFE is suffering post covid paranoia; when I saw Crystal shortly after re-opening Nigel was manning reception and freaked when I asked if I could leave my mask off due to my asthma - even when I showed him my inhaler. I know that they were actively discouraging girls to kiss which reduced it to a very cold, perfunctory service; IMO causing one or two of the better ones to leave.

Of those to depart one was Maria whom I'd seen previously at Sandy's and who claimed that snogging and groping was what made it so much fun for her. Also Abbie, who once attended a cut on my shin by bandaging it up and still ended up giving me a great time.

Try Unit 8. I saw Chanelle there on Monday and had a cracking time. Review to follow.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Apologies, I am an extremely infrequent poster on here. I'm unaware of any Mr Shins profile or anything that has occurred previously with him and that account. Needless to say, that we are not related. Have you jumped to some obscure conclusion?

It was tongue in cheek fella - Mr Shins is a poster with a avatar pic of bleeding shins. No shade being thrown 

[Dubai boy]

Stopped using GFE as I find all the WG there robotic and do not provide the service as the girls in the past . I remember Charlie, Thai Mimi and Candice who I regularly visited back in the old days . There was another lady there from Newcastle who’s name I cannot remember who provided a great service as well . ( think she was called Crystal as well )
I haven’t used unit 8 for some time as I find the girls there too young as I prefer a mature experienced lady nowadays . Any recommendations?

[Jomoore]

I remember Charlie, Thai Mimi and Candice who I regularly visited back in the old days . There was another lady there from Newcastle who’s name I cannot remember who provided a great service as well . ( think she was called Crystal as well )

I remember all four of them, Charlie was outstanding (in more ways than one!), Mimi cute, and Candice good as well.  Was that Crystal about size 6?  A Durham lass?  This was ten years ago 

But as per my last experience, GFE seems to be on a downward trajectory due mainly to attitude.

[Dubai boy]

Yes that was her . Not many who provided a service like those ladies. Thanks for the memories

[Jon Boy Jones]

Agree with all the comments about the downward spiral at GFE (and the good old days!!), so I will not be spending my hard earned in there ever again, unless of course things change and the ladies improve attitudes and service levels. Not holding my breath and I actually prefer the more mature 40+ year old lady these days. Also, thinking about it, I don't like the new venue (location) in any event.

[positionalplayer]

OK, as an addendum to my OP, I think it may be noteworthy to describe a strange incident that actually occurred a few weeks before this encounter. I only divulge this, as it has been clearly demonstrated by the contributions in this thread, that folk are becoming somewhat disgruntled with GFE.

I agree that the new premises is not as satisfactory as the previous place on Worksop Road. However, there are a number of establishments scattered along that Attercliffe Road, so maybe competition is not good for business. Regardless of that, I’m not a massive fan of the new venue, although it is fit for purpose. I don’t find the showering facilities as adequate as the old place, but that’s a minor point.

As for the Northern WG folk have mentioned above, I do recall a lady who I punted a few times called Jen. Not sure if she was a Geordie or not, but definitely from the North-East and an excellent punt. I did review her on one of the old reviewing websites 10+ years ago.

Back in March, I paid GFE a visit and punted a lady called Honey. The experience was actually rather enjoyable. The WG was pleasant and fun was had. However, the WG disappeared from the rota afterwards, so a review would have proven futile. Saying that though, considering the punt itself was worthwhile, I thought persisting with GFE was worthwhile.

What was weird though concluding my punt with Honey, was my exit from GFE. It was a grim March early evening and it was chucking down, very heavy. It was not pleasant weather conditions. As I left GFE, I walked down towards the canal path. There is a massive barrier across the pathway, presumably to stop motorbikes and other such transportation from accessing the walkways along the canal. The area on either side of this considerable barrier was flooded. Since I did not wish to trudge through the flooding alongside this barrier, being as nimble as a gazelle, I jumped up and hoggied up and over the barrier. Quite an impressive accomplishment, considering my age, but such is my agility.

As I strode away, I was hollered at and incomprehensively commanded to halt and remain still. I froze and two policemen quickly ran towards me, demanding forcefully to what my business was and to where I was headed. It was early evening, dark, soaking wet and extremely gloomy and these police officers had clearly seen me volt over a barrier. In their perceptions, mischief was clearly afoot. I voluntarily offered my ID, indicated my intension of walking along the canal path and bordering the Super-Tram and once they had seen that I had been overt with them, properly presented and coherent, they mollified their approach and attitude. Obviously, they had expected a rough-type and to receive resistance. Once I won them over, I was able to ask them to their intent. They informed me that they were on “general beat”, but that they often picked up a lot of dodgy characters from the area. Having seen me from afar performing an inelegant leap up and over the constraining barrier, they pegged me for a menace and had duly followed and apprehended me. Having established my credentials, they proceeded to let me continue on my way. Being apprehended is not a good reflection of what is actually going on in the near vicinity. I definitely found that disconcerting. Are the Bill actively seeking such individuals in the area? Are they staking out the nearby establishments? Either way, I didn’t walk away from that in a comfortable frame of mind.

I see that Crystal has been temporarily removed from the rota. Doubtless she will re-appear. I did indeed post a review on the GFE website, but unsurprisingly, they deleted it within hours of posting. Clearly, they do not wish to have negative feedback publicly displayed on their pages. Again, this only smacks of the dishonest conduct in which they are currently operating.

[Dubai boy]

I to don’t like the location. I remember when I used to visit and that they where no suitable girls available you could pop into diplomat or honeypot and try your luck their .
Also to many Asian lads hanging around the new location

[sheffpunter1]

Tinsly Viaduct is classed as critical infrastructure so is monitored by CCTV, anyone wandering underneath where they shouldn't be usually gets the armed response unit out of bed so depending where you'd jumped over the barrier means you may just have been lucky to meet 2 beat cops

[afsdggd3]

Have to agree that GFE was miles better back in the day but I'm not sure if this is down to them changing over time or if it's more that they were lucky to have quality girls back in the day who stuck around, I saw Charlie countless times but it was due to her own high quality service not due to GFE doing anything special.

I've since visited GFE various times but it's not been great, especially due to the heavy airbrushing/photoshopped/10 year old photos they use which means what you see on their website is not what you get in reality. Also yes, if they want to allow reviews on their site, they can't pick and choose only the positive, either leave all or don't do it. It's for the above reasons that I've not been back in a long time now.