Laura Ferrary, Brazilian redhead, Fitzrovia - misleading pics/B&S and bad BJ

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This was on a weekday afternoon recently. Booking process was OK over WhatsApp although she (or whoever was responding) sent a copy and paste message which had a section for the postcode that was left blank, but provided it quickly when asked.

I’m not sure if the pictures are heavily facetuned or just not the same girl at all. The girl I saw was similar but not as pretty as the photos, hair clearly dyed and had arm tattoos which are not visible in the pics. I would rate her 7/10 facially, with a trashier vibe than the innocent depicted in the photos. Also she is not 19 or 21 as claimed in the profile but mid-20s.

EDIT: a previous positive review said that it was the girl in the pics and she had small breasts - since this girl had D cups I think the profile must have changed hands.

Slightly annoying process where she sends you to an address across the street before giving you real address and flat. Also note that you need to press the intercom bell button after entering the flat number which she did not make clear.

Cramped room in a modern flat.

I paid £250 for 1 hour + £30 for CIM/CIF.

Didn’t want to kiss beyond light pecks and spoke very bad English. I sucked on her big natural tits which she seemed to enjoy, then  went down on her for a while.

I had her kneel on a pillow to give me oral which was disappointing. Shallow and kept stopping and starting, although at least with plenty of spit. She wanted to move on to fucking way too soon - I had to keep telling her to keep sucking.

Eventually let her rubber me up and started with her on top. Good grinding and pretty tight to begin with. Put her on her back and doggy for a good pounding, which didn’t feel as tight. Had her ride me again for a while - I told her to get back on her knees and suck me and she pretended that she was about to have an orgasm to stall, probably hoping I would finish in the condom.

More mediocre head and I could tell she would never be able to make me cum from oral, so I had her lick my balls while I jerked off. Had to keep telling her to move her head lower for a facial which mainly went on her lower chin and tits.

Afterwards she soon offered me a shower. I couldn’t face the prospect of trying to get her to make me cum again so I went with it and the whole session probably lasted more like 45 minutes than an hour.

Overall this is not at all the quality of service I would want for the price. In retrospect, I should have switched to half an hour as soon as I saw how misleading the photos are.

Only worth considering for a 1/2 hour pump & dump if you want to be ridden by a fake redhead with natural big tits and can overlook the fact that the comms is way sloppier then the blowjob you will receive.