Parlours - How do they work

[Tongue in Cheeks]

Having never been to a parlour I was wondering how they work with payment, choice and pre booking.

I know many have been but for me this is a new thing I am researching.

Any kind of info would be useful chaps.

Thank you in advance.

[qarma]

Many issues with parlours. Most you pay a "door fee" on entry and the balance of your 30 min or 60 min booking fee to the lady in the room. Choice is easy - if they operate an up to date website then check it for the ladies on the day you intend to visit. Most don't operate up to date websites so I would ring on the day for a list of who's working that day and have their website open in front of you so you can cross reference. Any ladies not on it I would ask the person on the phone for a description. You can book in advance or just turn up and risk a "pot luck", which I've done many times and rarely been disappointed. Of course, you can always leave and go to another parlour if no one takes your fancy. The ladies answering the phone are well used to punters ringing and asking stuff so in my experience they're usually very good.

The downside I find is they operate a production line and there are questions over the girls hygiene between punters. I always tried to be the first one of the day. Also, only one pop in 30 min bookings (usually) so these can feel very mechanical, like they're trying to get you to pop asap, then the bookings effectively over and I was never very keen on being in a room with other punters so if you're waiting for your girl to become available you have no choice!

The upside - good selection of girls, set pricing so you know where you stand. I've had many many excellent experiences in parlours but haven't been for years (with the exception of Diplomat in 2020).

Give it a go - it's all part of life's rich tapestry - and please report back!

[qarma]

I'd also add that there's a very formulaic approach to parlour punts if you don't say otherwise. You lay on your front for 10 mins whilst the girl rubs her hand over your body then on the flip you get OW/OWO and then sex. I was never there for the massage so would decline it and get straight to it. So, don't be afraid to do your own thing rather than just go with the flow.

[Tongue in Cheeks]

Ok fantastic l and thank you for your response. Plenty for me to think about.

Your time is appreciated and will do a review if/when I get to a parlour.

[wristjob]

I wouldn't entirely agree with qarma, a lot depends on the girl. Back in the day a lot of the GFE girls, esp the ones who worked at Sandy's, used to have a rinse off after each punt which was very reassuring. I've also seen girls who offered more services and very enthusiastic punts, it's really a case of read the reviews. I do think both are rarer in 2022 however just don't assume they are all the same.

[Jomoore]

I'm similar to wristjob in thinking that the parlours are all different.  I'm mainly referring to Sheffield parlours which I've frequented over a 20yr period; the standard and variety have reduced almost as much as the prices have increased (with notable exceptions, eg Classic, First Class), but they've all been different depending on location (discreet or otherwise/ safe or otherwise) the management (traditional English ex-WG madames, or the rest) and of course the girls themselves; the latter being the most variable. I've had my best and worst punts in parlours, and although I use them less frequently these days, they're still a source of reasonably priced entertainment