A punter's unlucky day - Second ActThis is the follow-up to my previous post in which you can read how I ended up choosing her.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=340713.0 The short version: Set up a punt for Sunday late morning but the SP was MIA on the day. After desperately trying to find a replacement with no luck I capitulated and went with Diva. Fortune had been on my HL in my early punting days but avoided her due to my growing dislike of Rom punts. She could only squeeze me in for 30 minutes which isn't something that's advertised on Diva (although based on other reviews here it was available pre-2020). She seems to be a rather polarizing SP here so decided to check her out myself and put my two cents into the debate.
Profile: External Link/Members OnlyPrice Paid: £150 / 30 minutes (
Note: Not offered on the website)
Location: 6-9 minute walk from Bayswater Station
Services received: OWO, Sex (Protected)
Date: April 2022 (Yesterday)
CommunicationsExcellent as always given it's Diva. Booked through the website and got confirmation over text with the address.
She could only squeeze me into her schedule for 30 minutes which isn't advertised on the website. I always do 1 hour or longer so this was a first for me.
LocationBuilding is located in a relatively quiet street somewhere halfway between Bayswater and Royal Oak stations. The best words to describe the flat is "fit for purpose" - have seen much worse in this area and it's certainly not a dump. It's likely a working flat given the lack of furniture and decoration. The only place you can sit down in the living room is a large bed in the corner. Aside from the bed I can only remember a long nightstand stretching to the other corner of the room and a drawer opposite the door.
The bathroom is equally minimalist, bathtub with shower, basic toiletries, a sink without a mirror and a toilet. Nothing spectacular but at least it's not small.
The girl Slightly airbrushed pictures on the website but nothing to complain about. The dancing video should give you a good idea about her looks. Young Romanian, most likely early 20s (doubt she is past 25) with bigger-than-average natural tits and a cracking ass. She has a tattoo sleeve on her left arm which must be quite old given it seemed to have faded a bit. A few smaller tattoos here and there but nothing disturbing.
I'd say facially she is pretty although I'm not a fan of long, curvy (and possibly fake) eyelashes or too much makeup. She would still look great even without these. I can see why some people would call her a stunner (especially considering her body) while others give her an above average assessment. Both opinions hold some merit.
The puntLike most SPs she greeted me by hiding behind the door. She smiled a lot and seemed chatty from the beginning but she wasn't really trying to engage in banter. Gave her the money and took a quick shower. Once I came back from the bathroom she was kneeling on the bed and asked me what I wanted to do. I told her I was unusually horny but she didn't really take the opportunity to flirt with me. As such, I was forced to mutter my order like in a restaurant. "DFK for starters followed by OWO and sex in various positions, please!".
We started kissing while I was still standing next to the bed. I wouldn't call it French kissing given her lips were closed the entire time. Her profile mentions FK and DFK but my tongue never touched hers. In case anyone cares, I couldn't detect any signs of smoker's breath. Meanwhile her cell phone placed on the nightstand went off a couple of times. Those were likely text messages but the volume was set so loud that even the neighbours could have heard it. Almost like a smoke alarm going off.
Given this booking was only 30 minutes I thought we should move on to OWO instead of dragging out this disastrous kissing session. I still haven't moved and Fortune decided to get down on all fours while still on the bed. The OWO wasn't deep nor was it good by any reasonable standard but the look of her ass moving to a slow rhythm was enough given how horny I was by the time I met her. We got disrupted by another loud text message which broke the flow and I lost my erection.
I wanted to lie down on the bed so that she could continue the OWO but she positioned herself so that I couldn't see her ass anymore. I asked her to turn it towards me but it didn't really help me in getting hard again. Told her to switch positions for some RO - initially I wanted to skip this given the time constraints but neither the kissing, nor the OWO was anything that I felt was worth prolonging. I went down on her slowly (like I usually do) but I didn't hear her making any noises so I looked up and saw her staring at the ceiling, most likely counting sheep. For better or worse we were interrupted by another sound from her cell phone. This time the alarm was complemented by a somewhat human sounding voice that was shouting "Babylon! Babylon! Babylon!". At this point even she got annoyed by it and walked over to the nightstand to silence her phone. I wasn't really unhappy that the RO ended this way.
As she walked back to the bed she asked me again what I wanted to do next. I have read some reviews here that suggest she is doing this to ensure you get what you want from the punt but the unemotional way she delivers the question makes it feel like you are trying to solve your math homework together (i.e. "Let's move on to the next problem!"). Opted for some OWO to get ready for sex but it just wasn't happening for me. She barely worked on me for a minute when she unilaterally decided to cover me while still being almost completely flaccid. Wtf?
Unsurprisingly I got hit by another question, this time about what position I wanted. I was wondering where she was going with this given I wasn't ready at all. CG seemed like the only decent choice - I figured some pussy-rubbing and tits squeezing might get me going. She started wanking me while she was sitting on top and I was fondling her breasts. I could tell she wanted to end this quickly because she kept wanking me despite having reached a desired state of erection. I had to tell her three times to stop before she would finally let me slip inside her. CG was rather mechanical interspersed with some fake moans. I didn't know how much time we still had left and I wanted to get over this already so I came in the bag relatively quickly.
Cleaned up, got dressed and left the apartment 3 minutes before my scheduled time. I still remember her last words to me - 'Hopefully we meet again but if not it was nice to be with you!'. This could be a great line if it was accompanied by a hug or a kiss but she said this in the most matter-of-fact tone possible while she was trying to open the door for me. The message was quite clear - 'Thanks for the business but now it's time for you to leave so that I can take care of other customers!'
Would I recommend and why the neutral rating? I'm obviously not going to return and most of you probably wonder why this isn't a deep red negative. It's mainly due to three things that I consider mitigating factors:
A) She doesn't provide 30 minute bookings (as per Diva website) which definitely contributed to the session feeling a bit rushed. I doubt a 1-hour session would have been any different from what I got but she made an exception by offering 30 minutes and I took the punt. Caveat emptor.
B) I had a feeling I was in for a typical Rom punt so I went into this with low expectations. You can read my thought process in my previous post. Sometimes availability is more important than quality of service.
C) She tried to maintain a veneer of cordiality by smiling and being chatty which tells me that at least she knows how she is supposed to treat a customer. To punters accustomed to Rom SPs this might be a welcome change to the usual cold atmosphere. For me it actually made it worse because it's just so blatantly fake. What do you prefer to hear if the SP isn't enjoying the punt - silence or fake, over-the-top moans? It's a matter of taste really. I don't like fakeness during sex but when it comes to attitude I'm willing to give a bit of credit for it.
Closing remarks - why is she popular with some punters on this forum? There are a few conflicting views about her and I thought it would make sense to put my two cents into the debate. I hope this helps someone who is contemplating choosing her in the future.
If you are a punter looking for a GFE type session she isn't really a good choice given the lack of kissing. Some reviews suggest that DFK was provided in the past but they are mostly old ones. As mentioned above, the blatantly fake cordiality made the punt worse for me but YMMV. To all of you shouting 'All SPs are faking being nice to you' I would say that
some SPs do a better job at faking than others. I'm not delusional into thinking that this is more than just a transaction for her. However, we all like our beautiful lies - things we know are not true but want to believe in them anyway. This is where faking it
well comes into play for a GFE punter.
I doubt she is one for people looking for a PSE session either - anal or rimming is not on offer, OWO is shallow and other reviews suggest that she can't really do proper DT. CIM is avaliable for an extra £50 but that's about as raunchy as it gets.
So why do people seem to like her anyway? If you are willing to look past the terrible service and only care about getting a genuinely pretty, young girl who at least tries to be more welcoming than most Roms - than you might be in the right place. Some older positive reviews mention prolonged DFK which could have been a contributing factor. Without this it feels like an overpriced P&D punt though where you pay for a prettier than average SP and agency fees. The 1 hour minimum booking time also feels a bit too long for a P&D and, even if this changed somehow, at £150 for 30 minutes I bet you can find decent competition out there.
