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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Apartment a short walk from Oxford Circus/Great Portland Street. Makes you do the "I see you from the other side of the road before I give you the real address" thing.
Duration: 30min, paid £150 plus £50 for CIF.
Comms: Fine. Brief text exchange as I arranged it fairly last minute.
Meet took place about 1-2 months ago. I was in the mood. Pulled my phone out, saw those cheeks. Saw the (generally negative) reviews on here. Saw those cheeks again, made the booking. A poor decision. How predictable.
She's short, shorter than I was expecting, and more "latin" than the pictures suggest (no bad thing). I thought that those bottom bouncers would be unreal and they are pretty large in real life but in a ridiculous way, just out of sync with her tiny frame. I realised that there are bigger/taller girls with bigger posteriors but she is so petite that relative to her, you'd be convinced hers was ginormous from the photos. And it is. But ginormous for a tiny frame.
Greeted not with a smile but a benign indifference, she walked in front of me and led me to the bedroom, her rear fun cushions teasing me all the while. I paid, showered etc. Afterwards I was ready to go and play on her bouncy castle (read: its not that bouncy). She suggested oral to start. Sounds great, let's do that.
Proceeded to get the shittest blowjob of all time. Just terrible. Looked like she had never done it before. I looked at her. Was she high? Why was her technique so ungainly? No, not high, I don't think so.
Somehow got semi-erect and thought fine - lets clap the cheeks thats pretty much why I'm here. She seemed to have a set routine and said we should start with cowgirl. Great, sounds good.
She basically just sat on me. Zero sensation. Snails die with more enthusiasm. I thought "this is irrecoverable" and started to go soft. Forget sex I'm going to finish and get out of here. I basically called time and got her on her knees. Blowjob was obviously terrible so just jacked off into her mouth, taken somewhat reluctantly, after she said that she didn't really like facials.
While I got dressed she told me she hates it in London and was basically just here to make a living. She seemed nice enough on a personal level but she is not motivated for this line of work in this corner of the world.
Consolation? I once saw her profile on Kingley International advertised for £600 then going up to £1100 an hour. Truly, I would commit an act of great violence upon myself were I to fall for that.
Topic: sexyhotblondegirl - Oxford Circus/Great Portland Street (Read 1897 times)