On the thread topic I don’t think I have EVER been in a shower actually big enough to fit two in or that didn’t smell, overflow, constitute a slip hazard, contravene H&S or make farting noises. Once found some stunningly flimsy knickers hanging inside the cubicle, as usual I got an old bat instead of the owner.
Notice Barebackbikerbollocks is banned (sounds like a headline from the daily star), I bet he’ll be thinking as Arnie put it ‘I’ll be bark’.