External Link/Members OnlyFor context, this was my first massage booking, so didnt really know what to expect apart from what I read on the reviews here.
All comms were done by text. She sent me her price list, which you can see on her profile but if you want erotic massage it will cost you +£10 and if you want lingam it will cost +£20. I opted to go for an hour of the most expensive so I could hopefully have the best experience, costing me £110.
I think its the girl from the pictures. Obviously the photos are veeeery photoshopped but I still found the SP very attractive. She is short, long blonde hair with a great pair of tits. I thought these were fake as she is quite slim but upon feeling them I am convinced they are real.
The service is where is all went to shit... Arrived at the given postcode 10 minutes prior to the booking and dropped a text asking for the house number. Didn't hear until exactly the time of booking, finding out that the house number was on the other end of the street. Took me about 5 minutes to get there so already started the booking late. Upon arriving she let me into the room, where I handed over the money and she asked me to undress and she removed her bra (later I would also ask her to remove her panties but she didnt to start with). I laid on the table and she started with the massage. Spent a long time on my sholders and finally moved to my ass, where she spent the majority of the booking. It did feel nice to have her hands tease my asshole but as this was the majority of the booking it felt repetitive. She then got on the table and I thought the fun was about to begin, but I guess she was just tired of standing and carried on doing more of the same.
She later asked me to turn around and got off the table, so I asked if she wasnt going to do any B2B. She said she will do it on my stomach as it feels better. Had I not asked she wouldnt even have done it. She then proceeds to rub her tits on my stomach from the side of the table, which just felt very awkward. I thought B2B massaged would literally be getting on top of me and sliding all over, her entire body, but maybe I had wrong expectations? Anyway, 5 mins of this awkward boob rubbing and she starts to wank me off. She starts doing it very quickly and I ask how long I had left, to which she says 5 mins. So afraid of missing out on my happy ending I just let her continue as fast as she can until I unload. I was already disappointed at this point as I paid for the most expensive option and she touched my cock for probably no more than 5 minutes.
I'm then offered a shower. Heading there I spot another room with a massage table, so guess multiple girls work in the same location, although I didnt see or hear anyone else. The shower was probably one of the worst I've seen, very old house so very old shower. Pressure was almost non-existent and the temperature was either freezing or boiling. Freezing it is I guess... Literally only tried to get the oil of my skin so I could get dressed and run straight home.
I left very unsatisfied and on my way back to the car looked at my phone and saw I still had 10 minutes left. So came in 5 minutes last and left 10 mins early (after a shower). In short, I just felt very conned and think this has ruined massages for me. I hope other SPs provide a better service but I've been put off so won't be returning to find out any time soon
