External Link/Members OnlyStill in search of the elusive positive punt I went hunting on Saturday morning. There wasn't much on offer so thought I would give her a try. Booked 1hr for £130.
Usual block by the Gloster pub. Parked up and texted her that I had arrived. A flurry of texts followed - 'I cannot see you in the car park'. 'Because I am around the corner in the visitors parking bays' I reply. 'Where are you from? Are you black? - I don't see black men - read my page'. 'No I qualify' I reply. She eventually gives me the number and I make my way up. Her attitude sucked from the get go and I decided to proceed with caution.
Get let in and taken to the bedroom. She is the girl in the photos. All plumped up. Enhanced tits, botoxed lips. She told me she is 30 which I would say is accurate. Decent body. Slim but not gym toned. Facially OK. I decided to be wise and see exactly what was on offer before committing to anything. No kissing. No fingering (you must finger your wife not me she said). Oral on her? 'Don't you read my page' she replies. It became obvious that little was on offer. 'You fuck, you cum, you leave'. Very unfriendly, very direct. Massive attitude. She thought she was Gods gift to men. Anyway it was clear that staying for an hour would be a massive waste of money. Needed to empty my sack so reduced it to 30 for £80.
They really want to get you in and out as quickly as possible. Put on mac. OW was the only option. Started sucking as fast as possible. Had to slow her down. She jumped on me RCG. Right knee on bed and left leg bent. Got really deep and told me to enjoy the view, which I must admit was good. Loved watching her take my length. Pity about the attitude that went with it. I wasn't able to control myself for long and threw up into the bag.
Left feeling underwhelmed. Her shit attitude left a bitter aftertaste.
