Author Topic: Harper May - South Kensington  (Read 1679 times)

Offline Complete Novice

****TL/DR**** 
In a word, and whilst YMMV, overrated.  Harper's an intelligent and friendly person, however I found this to be an underwhelming experience.  In summary I didn't find Harper particularly attractive, I found her unprofessional in not being properly prepped, and the services on offer I found to be rather average.

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****BOOKING LENGTH / TYPE****
1 hour / Incall

****COST****
£600

****COMMS****
Initial contact via email.  Fairly slow response times, although Harper admitted that she has her own business, and I guess this shows in her comms.

Following agreement of time, date and services in principle, I was required to pay a deposit of £50, by way of bank transfer, and also provide Harper with one form of ID confirming my name.  This isn't too dissimilar to punting in North America, something which I'm used to, so I didn't have any issues with this type of booking protocol, but I accept that this will put many off.

****LOCATION****
Less than a 10 minute walk from South Ken station, a couple of streets away from the infamous 10 floors of whores.  Harper's place was a small basement apartment, in a gated community.  Buzzer entry system with no concierge. 

Clean and tidy with a small courtyard area out the back.  The bathroom that I was asked to use was located out through the kitchen, stand-in bath job, clean and tidy etc.  The usual toiletries, clean towel and refreshments (water & wine) were offered.

****THE WG****
I'd estimate mid to late 20s, British, well spoken;
Say a size 8 - 10, around 5'1", 32DD (natural).
Facially fairly plain looking, GND.
Okayish figure, a touch on the curvy side for my liking and not gym toned, I felt that the pictures on her site are perhaps too flattering;
Mousey long (past her shoulders) blonde wavy hair;
Friendly and down to earth;
Greeted in white blouse, tartan skirt and heels, pretty uninspiring unless you like this sort of look;
Some tattoos;
From memory both Harper's nipples were pierced;
From what I could tell a non-smoker.

****SERVICES REQUESTED****
FK/DFK
OWO
Rimming (me receiving)
Protected penetration inc a-levels
CIM

****THE BOOKING****
On site, Harper buzzed me through the exterior gate and then it was a short walk between two blocks of apartments on either side to her place.   Harper was charming and friendly, we sat down for a chat at her kitchen table, but I couldn't help thinking that I just didn't find her that attractive.

Jumped into the shower, walked back to the bedroom and Harper was now in her lingerie, looked okay.  We started getting down to it, she delivers decent DFK, her OWO was alright, nothing spectacular, I've had a lot better, but conversely a lot worse.  No real DT, gagging, spitting etc, her rim job on me was likewise pretty tame.

I asked Harper to rubber me up and moved through a few positions, I suggested we switch it up to a-levels and Harper responded by saying she hadn't douched, I thought she was joking at first, but when I realised she wasn't, I just couldn't believe it.  I politely asked if there was any other reason, aside from her not having been properly prepared, why a-levels weren't available, Harper confirmed it was just down to her not being clean.  On hearing this, I suggested that she go and rectify this situation post haste, which she duly obliged, but the break in proceedings, and the manner in which it had occurred, rather put a damper on the whole booking.

On Harper's return from the bathroom, she got me hard again with some more OWO, proceeded through a-levels in doggy and missionary, after which she took CIM without flinching.

I don't think Harper's service approaches anything near a PSE, she's pretty submissive, more akin to a dirty GFE, and for me, there's far better at it, and whilst looks are subjective, better looking SPs providing it too.

Fyi Harper owns a small dog.

****WOULD I RETURN****
No.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2022, 03:24:12 pm by Complete Novice »

Offline The_Don

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Following agreement of time, date and services in principle, I was required to pay a deposit of £50, by way of bank transfer, and also provide Harper with one form of ID confirming my name.  This isn't too dissimilar to punting in North America, something which I'm used to, so I didn't have any issues with this type of booking protocol, but I accept that this will put many off.


Some punters prefer anonymity and not paying any form of deposit

whilst YMMV

I found her unprofessional in not being properly prepped,


Take it you filled out the form for booking on the site :unknown: and she still wasn't prepped  :scare:

Perhaps the below from her main page is correct:


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1 HOUR INTRODUCTION - £600

1.5 HOUR RENDEZVOUS - £850

2 HOUR RENDEZVOUS - £1000 (EACH ADDITIONAL HOUR £400)

DINNER OR LUNCH DATE (2 HOURS, LUNCH DINNER OR DRINKS + 2 HOURS PRIVATE TIME - £1500

OVERNIGHT / EXTENDED DAY (UP TO 14 HOURS) - £2500

FULL DAY WITH ME (24 HOURS IN EU, TRAVEL TO BE AGREED) - £3500

A WEEKEND WITH ME (48 HOURS) - £5000 (additional day £1,500)

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Offline puntingpumping1920

I’ve never met her, but I’ve seen her face pictures 

I would describe her as an attractive girl next door
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
Banned by: Iloveoral

Offline Griffin75

I’m a big fan having met her so am genuinely surprised that the OP had such an average experience..
Maybe she’s got a bit big for her boots and dropped her game a bit..

Offline NotThe

OP, I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.

I saw her (and reviewed her https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314878.msg3289949#msg3289949 ) a few times before she upped her price so fucking much.

My recollection is her service was the kind of "kinky girlfriend who jumps your bones after you come back from a 2-year tour of Iraq" but then I'm not into a-level nor PSE so wouldn't know about those.
And of course she could have just lowered her standards after a while, especially if she's busy doing other stuff.
All moot points now, to be honest, at least for me, because her prices have become insane and I couldn't justify spending that much, not more than once a year maybe.

But obviously YMMV. Hope you find better punts soon.