Serena_xx_ Cobham

[Zxcv1234]

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£120 for half an hour.

Comms were good. All arranged by text a few hours before. She was working from the hotel at Cobham services.

Serena is British and the girl in the photos I think but they are so photoshopped it’s hard to tell. She is attractive and has massive tits but is definitely nearer 40 than the stated 30.

Had a shower and then onto the bed. She suggested a massage which was possibly the worst massage I’ve ever had.  After a few minutes I turned over and serena started OWO. Weird technique, loads of spiting on it but was doing nothing for me, she then starts wanking me furiously telling me she wants me to cum on her face, I then realised she was trying to get me to cum as soon as possible, I’d only been there 5 minutes so wasn’t having that. I suggested doggy and she got in position, I started slow but she kept telling me to go faster, twice I felt the sap rising so I slowed down, the second time she got quite angry and told me to stop slowing down. So after that I just thought fuck it and finished.

When done she jumps off the bed and goes straight back on her phone. It was expensive for half an hour and I left feeling like I’d been done. I definitely wouldn’t see again. She’s just trying to get you in and out as quickly as possible.  If this had been a Rom B&S I probably would’ve left happier.

[webpunter]

Thanks for intel 
Have been slightly tempted on the odd occasion
When slim pickings
Tho thankfully put off enuf by the shopped pics
Any such temptations are firmly 'gorne', phew that was lucky

A telling comment below - i get your snow drift

Clearly been on the game for too long
Reading the Awank reviews what a cunt struck easily impressed bunch of sad fuckers they are
And as for the "me, myself ... I ..... daunted" profile bollox 
I would be daunted wasting any folding on her, especially @ 165 for the hour 

If this had been a Rom B&S I probably would’ve left happier.

[Cocojoe]

You pretty much nailed it with this bird. She reminded me of a poor man's Jordan. If she lost a stone I recon she might look ok. Lot of fat around the neck and belly. I had a very bad experience with her also. Didn't allow me to grab her boobs as they were fake. I didn't fuck her as I didn't find her in the least bit attractive. Photos are either pre having a child or they are from someone else.


Her gums looked all swollen, she needed a good floss. I literally paid for an hour and let her suck my dick for 10 minutes then got rid of her. I showered immediately afterwards because I felt filthy.

Basically she has a terrible attitude, over priced, clearly didn't want to do her job. Kept asking me to come on her face while constantly tryin to avoid any cum on her face. 


The bizarre thing is she's got great reviews on AW. Makes no sense.  I'll write a review on her some day .

I think it's her attitude that pissed me off. I was nice and friendly to her , very polite. Stay well away from her guys.

[Sweetmature]

This is not good for her, but she brings it upon herself. Girls that are clearly much different in appearance than any profile photos need to take a look at themselves, in the end it will hit them in the purse...I met another one last week who says she is size 12, well nearer 14 I thought and as the author says I too prefer girls to be slimmer than larger, it just doesn’t turn me on.

By the sound of it, Serena’s photos are clearly not her, or taken a long while back before she had children....I will be removing her from my hotlist that’s for sure.

Thanks for the review, and it’s not a one off by the sound of it.

[Sweetmature]

Forgot to say, as for getting back on her phone after you came, that has only happened to me once, never see that girl ever again. Girls should give you the attention for the whole time you are in their presence, this attitude just stinks..... there, been said now. 

[MrMatrix]

This girl was my third punt when she was called Lucy tastes Sweet. I saw her a year later as Serena in 2011-2. Yes 10 years ago, then I was abit niave in ways of punting. At the time I thought she was OK. To think shes been doing this for 10 years on and off. You should be walking out of here with a spring in your step OP. Better luck next time