External Link/Members OnlyThis link takes you to the girl that was recently well reviewed as Hanzia, she has now changed her profile twice and is now YoYo from Singapore but the phone number is the same. The pictures are not her but he is a hot looking oriental as others have said.
Based on some recent reviews I decided to jump on the Hanzai bandwagon as I like slim busty oriental girls, I also usually find they give a good service but sadly not this time.
Prompt reply to my text which I sent at 10am and a 1hr booking was made at 12pm. Directions were fine and they bring you out in like a market square in Darlington. The way I arrived was via cut between the buildings and it brings you out right at the door. As I arrived I saw a young guy having what seemed like trouble getting into a building, he looked nervous. As I walked past him I clocked the door as the one I wanted and immediately my heart sank, I just knew this was going to be a double booking, dont ask me why but I just knew.
I walked on about 30yds and found a step to sit on in the sunshine to watch things play out. Sent a text at 12pm saying arrived, I had sent one at 11.55pm saying 2mins, back comes the reply 10 min darling. At 12.10pm I get a WhatsApp saying please give me another 10 mins as Ive just arrived, I will make it up to you and a load of kisses etc. At 12.25pm I ask what happening and the reply is 5min please. Bang on 12.30 I see the same lad leave the building and I get given the door number.
Now usually I punt in Newcastle and I would never put up with this shit, I usually leave after 10 mins wait and go to 'Plan B' but in this case I had driven an hour from home, I had the horn for a beautiful busty petite Chinese girl as other reviews had described her and I had no 'Plan B' so all this made me do what I would never usually do.
When she opened the door she was full of smiles and as other have said she is about 5' tall, size 6 and a fantastic set of bolt ons but they looked real good in the red and black basque top, I wasnt so impressed by the tatty crotchless fishnets that were full of holes and looked like they needed the bin but I ignored this as they would be on the floor soon enough, or maybe not as the case developed.
I had booked an hour but when she asked how long I said 30 min and paid £60. I had kneeled down to take off my shoes and as she was standing in front of me those amazing kitties were in my face, I pulled her close and she immediately resisted and turned her back on me, first alarm bell started to ring. Once I stood up she bent over a drawer thing and as I went to get a hold of those tits again she moved. Im not a rough type of guy, all this was done in a gentle and respectful way. She took off the basque top and her tits looked amazing, very natural but really big on her small frame. Im a real titty guy but again she wasnt happy with me getting amongst them. I tried to take off those raggy looking fishnets and again she objected saying they were sexy. I said I didnt like them but she just ignored me.
She ushered me onto the bed in a bossy way and so I lay down, out came the baby wipes and toilet roll and she scrubbed the fuck out of my bell end and nipples even though I was freshly showered and wearing nice smelling body spray, usually girls compliment me on my hygiene, this girl treat me like a dirty fucker that needed sterilising. She started OWO which I wasnt expecting nor paid for but kept a hand full of bog roll which she kept spitting into every 20 seconds. The BJ was decent but by now I was losing interest, such a hot girl but such a shit experience. No matter which way I approached her she kept her tits covered so in the end I gave up trying.
I got her to jump on top so on went the bag and she got on top and then just lay on my chest, no motion at all just a dead weight lying there, I could feel her flexing her pussy to grip my dick but it wasnt really anything special. Now Im not a big guy downstairs, average at best maybe a bit less yet once I stated fucking her she just twisted her face. After a couple of minutes I got her to jump off and she lay on her back, kicked her feet up around her head and started saying kiss me, meaning her fanny. Fuck that, your not getting anything like that out of me I thought so I fucked her while I was standing then turned her over onto her side and finished some 30 seconds later. She has an amazing body and great tits so it looked horny and got me off no problem but overall the service really was shit.
After I finished she was all smiles again and she asked 'are you coming back again tomorrow' I replied no and that the service wasnt good, she just ignored this and left the room, she didnt speak to me again as I dressed, washed my hands and left. Once back out on the street I get a call from what must be her Madame asking me what the problem was, I tried to explain about the double booking and shit service but she didnt speak the best English so I hung up.
Some guys have described this lass as a beautiful Chinese girl, not for me, yes she had a pretty face but in a hard Chinese hooker way, far from your classic beautiful China Girl.
Would I go back?
100% no, I would rather cut my cock off with a blunt knife.
