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Offline Ste1977

Squirting seems to be very popular these days. In all my time on this planet bringing a woman to orgasm and especially to the point of squirting is not so easy. Yet some WG's seem to spray everywhere at a moments notice.

Is anyone going along with the pretence of is it just me that doesn't like being peed on?

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Offline Ste1977

Not when it happens naturally. But I am willing to bet >80%% of the time on a punt it is.

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Not when it happens naturally. But I am willing to bet >80%% of the time on a punt it is.

Based on what?

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In porn it's nearly always piss. In punting, my experience is that most squirters do secrete something mixed in with piss (this is backed up by studies) - it certainly doesn't taste the same as just piss. Also, squirting does not mean an orgasm has happened. I've never made a WG orgasm, but prolific squirters squirt quite easily usually.

Offline JRWK

I've managed this a few times with a mature SP I've seen 3-4 times;
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She would ask me to put a few towels under her before she switched on her wand as she massaged her clit -
she'd then ask me to put my fingers inside her, I managed 4 fingers as it wasn't so much a squirt, more a gush

She told me it needed both the wand and fingers (not her own) for this to happen, so far I have resisted her request to put my cock inside instead of my fingers - but I'll admit it's quite an experience

Offline Stretfordender

The lass I'm currently seeing in civvie world is a profilic squirter and its definitely not piss. The first time it happened I was thinking it might be a one off. Since then I've found the technique to make her squirt and quite frankly I'm  having the time of my life!

Offline spiralnotebook

Similar to JRWK  I once dated a girl who asked to put a towel on the bed and after moving my head out of the firing line squirted while frigging her clit. She called it squirting I called it a pissing fetish, whatever floats your boat. After watching a number of porn flicks with pissing sorry squirting girls, purely in the name of research of course my conclusion was that a lot of what I was watching was extracting the urine.

Offline Joball87

It's a really intriguing one. From a physiology standpoint whenever I see a squirt, in person or porn, there is usually quite a volume of fluid. Maybe 250-500mls or so. I know most, if not all, females do not have a duct/organ/whatever which can hold all that sort of volume apart from eg uterus, bladder. Sure, can retain some volume in vagina, uthethra. Equally there are those additional glands that secrete stuff, but not up to a pint of the stuff.

Personally I reckon it's maybe 80% piss and 20% other secretions in a "best" case scenario. In a lot of simulations it's likely 99+% piss.

Just my thoughts. I hope to undertake some research on this later in the week.

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Squirting seems to be very popular these days. In all my time on this planet bringing a woman to orgasm and especially to the point of squirting is not so easy. Yet some WG's seem to spray everywhere at a moments notice.

Is anyone going along with the pretence of is it just me that doesn't like being peed on?

You've been a member for nearly six years and none of your three reviews mention squirting. Which WGs have you seen who squirted?

Offline Swsnapper

My first wife was a squirter altho she had never experienced it prior to me and we only found a technique about a year into dating which caused it to happen.

Massive turn on for me personally watching it but not practical unless towels at the ready etc

Offline JontyR

A girl I saw in civvie world was a squirter. Her ejaculate was quite bitter to the taste which contrasted quite significantly from her normal secretions, and indeed her piss.

Offline Ste1977

@ Ginger Nuts.

I only review when I have something meaningful to say. I have had 3 squirting experiences in my life. One a girlfriend that as others posted required a very specific and long build up towards happening and did not always occur, and 2 others punting that happened so quickly and dramatically it just did not ring true.

I do not want to attach profiles/names to this post as in fairness to them they are just trying to please and who knows maybe they are not faking but it just does not feel real to me.

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I think you need to review more , and let us decide if they are "meaningful"  :hi:

Offline bob1

Many years ago in Dover there was a woman called Sam who i would visit frequently , she was very vocal whilst being played with, one day i thought id try my luck and managed to get my fist inside her, i started slowly at first then really went for it and just yanked my whole first out of her clenched, she screamed and squirted across the bed, she said it was the best orgasm she had ever had and the first time of squirting, maybe it was, maybe it wasnt  Sadly she has retired long ago now.
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@ Ginger Nuts.

I only review when I have something meaningful to say. I have had 3 squirting experiences in my life. One a girlfriend that as others posted required a very specific and long build up towards happening and did not always occur, and 2 others punting that happened so quickly and dramatically it just did not ring true.

I do not want to attach profiles/names to this post as in fairness to them they are just trying to please and who knows maybe they are not faking but it just does not feel real to me.

That all sounded pretty meaningful to me mate.

Forget squirting, your (lack of) contribution on here is taking the piss.

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Offline StingRay

Anybody remember the Sacred Rose parties? The hostess, Kaylee, used to put on a squirting show at half time - it certainly got you up and ready to go for the second half!  :rolleyes:
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Offline myothernameis

I only review when I have something meaningful to say

Ste1977 your last reviews were around 2019, 2 positive and 1 neutral, but since these review, no more reviews

So  Ste1977 are you saying in the last 3 years, you haven't had a single punt, but if had bookings with escorts, where are these reviews

If your only going to do reviews when you have something meaningful to say, then that goes against the rules

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Offline sim0256

Have a search on google and you'll find that proper squirting in volume is indeed piss with some other secretions added, light squirting may just be vaginal juices . Think about it where would amount of fluid come from if not piss?

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Have a search on google and you'll find that proper squirting in volume is indeed piss with some other secretions added, light squirting may just be vaginal juices . Think about it where would amount of fluid come from if not piss?

I recall the first time it happened to me in a a flat off Knightsbridge, a good 40 years ago. The girl didn't know how or why it happened, nor did I, and we were both taken aback. I don't think it's as sexy as piss, to be honest,

Offline Tomcat

I have yet to come across a SP who can squirt, waiting for that day.  :unknown:

Offline GeorgeStevens

Ste1977 your last reviews were around 2019, 2 positive and 1 neutral, but since these review, no more reviews

So  Ste1977 are you saying in the last 3 years, you haven't had a single punt, but if had bookings with escorts, where are these reviews

If your only going to do reviews when you have something meaningful to say, then that goes against the rules

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Are you a reformed lurker? You went not far off 4 years between reviews from what I can see but maybe there is another story...
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Offline myothernameis

Are you a reformed lurker? You went not far off 4 years between reviews from what I can see but maybe there is another story...

There was a period in my life, I was in poor health, and rarely would see escorts, and also if I wanted to see someone, selection wasn't that great

But with the op, he has gone out of his way to say, he only reviews escorts, when its meaningful.  Now I think its not the best think to say, as other members, have said similar things, but not in the same words and were banned

Offline suttonporksword

I was with a girl years ago who soaked the bed. She didnt tell me before but I wasnt bothered as she basically screamed the house down. I remember her lying on her back with her legs spread wide while I slapped her pussy and it was pouring out of her. Dont see how it can be piss

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Don't see how it can be piss
Of course it is not piss.  It is squirting juice, held in the bladder-like organ next to the bladder in select women.  Note, this organ vanishes the very moment a squirting girl dies, which explains why it has never been discovered in a post mortem of any sort.

Offline Joball87

Of course, the famed squadder organ, i remember that from medical school now.

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Of course it is not piss.  It is squirting juice, held in the bladder-like organ next to the bladder in select women.  Note, this organ vanishes the very moment a squirting girl dies, which explains why it has never been discovered in a post mortem of any sort.

How do you select the right woman?

Offline Boristheboy

A girl I saw in civvie world was a squirter. Her ejaculate was quite bitter to the taste which contrasted quite significantly from her normal secretions, and indeed her piss.

See that contrasts with my experiences. I have generally found piss to have a bitter taste, but the flavour of squirt (from the two girls I have tasted) has always been slightly sweet, with no bitterness.
Two other differences I have found between squirt and piss: squirt seems to have virtually no odour after it dries, and the feeling of it on your skin after it dries is almost nil, whereas piss tends to make my skin feel a bit, well... hard to describe, but you have all wet your pants at some point and know the sort of itchy discomfort I mean, right?
Also squirt has never been yellow at all in my experience. If it's piss with a few secretions added, there would be yellow colour to it.
Having said that, the squirting I have experienced was fairly small volumes, not huge quantities. If there's a lot, then yes, the bladder is the only explanation of where it could come from.

Offline getsbettereverytime

Any of us Lucky enough to have met a real squirter knows for sure it’s definitely not piss! I’ve been very lucky to find a few girls who can offer this and it’s a rare treat and has its own unique taste/smell
And can be a huge turn on when it happens.
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Any of us Lucky enough to have met a real squirter knows for sure it’s definitely not piss! I’ve been very lucky to find a few girls who can offer this and it’s a rare treat and has its own unique taste/smell
And can be a huge turn on when it happens.

Laura Lupus of Cambridge is a very proflic firewoman an squirts loads when she does!, but she did once say your very good at making that happen not everyone knows how to!..

Make of that what you will, but those who say piss is a bitter unpleasent taste and squirt is sweeter are right in my experences of that activity..