External Link/Members OnlyPunt - Friday afternoon (18th March)
This establishment has been reviewed many times, so no need to go through location etc.
Upon arrival, I was expecting the usual Amy, but was greeted by a very short chinese woman, who standing behind the door in a very dark passageway. I was led to the room, which was also very dark - so didn't get a good look at her.
Still in the dark, I stripped off and lay down on the table and started off with a perfunctory massage, which went from an average shoulder rub straight to CC swipes, reach unders and rushing towards the inevitable after about 15 minutes. After reminding her we had an hour, she said i could cum twice in that time - so we rushed the first pop whilst i was in doggy style position.
Then, the flip - which is when my eyes had gotten used tothe dark and I could se her properly... she must be in her late 50's - with some serious birthing scars on her stomach and dry sucked chebs to match. Had i seen this picture before, I probably would have walked. Certainly not the standard of SP I had had before at this venue.
Anyways, I soldiered on - which is when the up-selling started. 20 tip for prostate, 30 tip for oral, you want full service?
Sadly, I was unable to get the second pop - I was just not turned on by her and the constant upsell put me off.
85 for the hour.
Will I return? - not in a hurry. It was a shit massage, rushed HE and the upselling really put me off.
