Hey guys you wouldn't believe this (Or you might),
So I go to see a WG iv had on my hotlist for a while, Usual messaging to an fro, I get the Postcode and set off. Everything is normal and I'm about to turn onto her road (Small culdesac) When I see a huge Police Van.
I think "Fuck That" and don't even break my stride as I carry on.
At this point, I'm sure 95% of you guys would have called it off or moved onto a plan B but unfortunately, my horn took over so I decided to approach her house from an alley on the other side to see if the Van being there was unrelated (Stupid I know).
As I come through the other end I notice a couple just standing in the middle of the road as if looking for someone. I notice the Police van had two feds in it facing the house I was wanting to go in and I thought "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh."
Not worth any of this and texted the WG sorry another day but not today.
The strangest thing was she wasn't even aware of the van when I told her at first. But counter offered to pick me up... I never heard this before so curiosity got the better of me and I shacked up in spoons awaiting. Said she was gonna pick me up in a Mini Cooper but ended up bringing a van.... a whole Van! with a bed inside!
It was a portable punting truck...... I couldn't believe what I saw and I think Sergei was driving. She said she was renting the Van I Thought this was so extra for £60 she must have really needed the money. And she struggled to open and close the van door poor thing. throughout the punt (Yes I went through with it cos I have no shame) I heard barking from the front seat which was shielded by a wooden board. She even brought her dog.
I dunno this was all bizarre to get freaky in a Pimp/Punt Mobile I expected sex on a back seat and when I left the van I was back out onto a busy main road with no one unaware.
Bizarre.. Just Bizarre!