Planning a trip to the East Midlands region

[Brumbrum]

Hi All,

I’m planning a day out in the East Midlands region for a punt, who would you say your best option would be in the region? Would it be woofie, jasjj?

Thanks in advance

[HailWood]

What sort of service are you after OP? Recommendation would depend on whether GFE or PSE or more kink stuff. Also age, size, looks etc

[licker]

Hi All,

I’m planning a day out in the East Midlands region for a punt, who would you say your best option would be in the region? Would it be woofie, jasjj?

Thanks in advance

Both really good imo, really nothing to choose between them.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Fill your boots my friend...

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Or failing that, and you don’t mind a parlour punt, I would recommend Melody at Directors Lodge

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[Brumbrum]

What sort of service are you after OP? Recommendation would depend on whether GFE or PSE or more kink stuff. Also age, size, looks etc

someone around 20/30s size 8 preferably British, pse ideally with some rimming and strap on but don’t mind a good gfe with someone very good looking too thanks

[Mutinyonthecounty]

someone around 20/30s size 8 preferably British, pse ideally with some rimming and strap on but don’t mind a good gfe with someone very good looking too thanks

Having read that, I would definitely think Melody would be a good fit for you.

Forget Paula.

[Snagbadjer]

It's a rather large region, mate. Which towns or cities will you be close to?

[Brumbrum]

Around notts or derby mate

[Mutinyonthecounty]

 

Around notts or derby mate

Here is my regular update of the girls at Directors Lodge for you pal.

As someone said on here, they should adopt these descriptions for pen pictures in their website:

Presley - dirty minded Manc bird with a tattoo on her cunt. She will do anything and she’s got a hairy minge

Zara - dirty looking chavvy blonde bird. Looks like the kind of girl who spends all day on the sofa watching daytime TV with one hand in a box of Milk Tray and the other in her knickers

Alex - dirty housewife. That picture is not of her. I got her to twerk her arse on my cock until I came.

Paige - a stunner who is a dirty fucker and will do and say anything. She will piss in your mouth or in your arse if you want.

Maya - massive tits. Can’t be arsed to turn up most of time Judging from the weekly rota. She’s got a nice cunt on her though. Great body on her.

Gabriela - thinks punters are beneath her and will ignore you unless you are paying her money. Shit reviews on UKP I believe.

Melody - really beautiful and just a great service. You won’t go wrong with her.

Scarlet - looks like the kind of bird you might wank over on Instagram. Lip fillers, bolt on tits (nicely done). A dirty minded cow.

Emma - she’s been around the block and is a sexual deviant. Great service.

Alana - knows square root of fuck all about perverted sex. Avoid at all costs.

Motc....

[Lincs.man1]

Here is my regular update of the girls at Directors Lodge for you pal.

As someone said on here, they should adopt these descriptions for pen pictures in their website:

Presley - dirty minded Manc bird with a tattoo on her cunt. She will do anything and she’s got a hairy minge

Zara - dirty looking chavvy blonde bird. Looks like the kind of girl who spends all day on the sofa watching daytime TV with one hand in a box of Milk Tray and the other in her knickers

Alex - dirty housewife. That picture is not of her. I got her to twerk her arse on my cock until I came.

Paige - a stunner who is a dirty fucker and will do and say anything. She will piss in your mouth or in your arse if you want.

Maya - massive tits. Can’t be arsed to turn up most of time Judging from the weekly rota. She’s got a nice cunt on her though. Great body on her.

Gabriela - thinks punters are beneath her and will ignore you unless you are paying her money. Shit reviews on UKP I believe.

Melody - really beautiful and just a great service. You won’t go wrong with her.

Scarlet - looks like the kind of bird you might wank over on Instagram. Lip fillers, bolt on tits (nicely done). A dirty minded cow.

Emma - she’s been around the block and is a sexual deviant. Great service.

Alana - knows square root of fuck all about perverted sex. Avoid at all costs.

Motc....

Legendary, as usual MOTC   

[Dipper]

That’s a magnificent overview. 

Joking aside that makes choosing a lot easier for me.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

That’s a magnificent overview. 

Joking aside that makes choosing a lot easier for me.

Cheers pal. The outstanding ones from this crop are Melody, Paige and Scarlet. All really good looking, first rate bodies, good interpersonal skills/easy to get on with and they are all good at sex.

That’s not to say that the likes of Emma are not good - she is great, but I think these 3 are exceptional.

[Dipper]

Cheers pal. The outstanding ones from this crop are Melody, Paige and Scarlet. All really good looking, first rate bodies, good interpersonal skills/easy to get on with and they are all good at sex.

That’s not to say that the likes of Emma are not good - she is great, but I think these 3 are exceptional.

At an initial first glance I’m leaning towards Scarlet and Presley. Saw a red haired woman there many years ago but don’t remember the name.

[Charliehutton]

Here is my regular update of the girls at Directors Lodge for you pal.

As someone said on here, they should adopt these descriptions for pen pictures in their website:

Presley - dirty minded Manc bird with a tattoo on her cunt. She will do anything and she’s got a hairy minge

Zara - dirty looking chavvy blonde bird. Looks like the kind of girl who spends all day on the sofa watching daytime TV with one hand in a box of Milk Tray and the other in her knickers

Alex - dirty housewife. That picture is not of her. I got her to twerk her arse on my cock until I came.

Paige - a stunner who is a dirty fucker and will do and say anything. She will piss in your mouth or in your arse if you want.

Maya - massive tits. Can’t be arsed to turn up most of time Judging from the weekly rota. She’s got a nice cunt on her though. Great body on her.

Gabriela - thinks punters are beneath her and will ignore you unless you are paying her money. Shit reviews on UKP I believe.

Melody - really beautiful and just a great service. You won’t go wrong with her.

Scarlet - looks like the kind of bird you might wank over on Instagram. Lip fillers, bolt on tits (nicely done). A dirty minded cow.

Emma - she’s been around the block and is a sexual deviant. Great service.

Alana - knows square root of fuck all about perverted sex. Avoid at all costs.

Motc....

Great stuff, MotC. It reminds me of the visiting players pen-pictures you used to get in football programmes, back in the day:

AKINBIYI, Ade: Record signing. Slower than he looks. Runs about aimlessly, then falls on his arse. Can't finish for toffee. £5 million down the fucking drain.
VESTERGAARD, Yannik: Gormless Scandinavian lump. Couldn't tackle a fish supper. 6'7" and can't win a fucking header. £15 million? You're having a laugh. Total fucking liability.

I could go on. By the way, does Sophie ever appear on the rota? She's one of my favourites, who I saw several times when she was Ashton at Victoria House. I last saw her a year ago, at Club Classique in Loughborough, where her stage name was Erin. She's still listed on their website, but she hasn't been on their rota ever since.

[mandy18]

Hi All,

I’m planning a day out in the East Midlands region for a punt, who would you say your best option would be in the region? Would it be woofie, jasjj?

Thanks in advance

Good luck trying to book Woofie

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Great stuff, MotC. It reminds me of the visiting players pen-pictures you used to get in football programmes, back in the day:

AKINBIYI, Ade: Record signing. Slower than he looks. Runs about aimlessly, then falls on his arse. Can't finish for toffee. £5 million down the fucking drain.
VESTERGAARD, Yannik: Gormless Scandinavian lump. Couldn't tackle a fish supper. 6'7" and can't win a fucking header. £15 million? You're having a laugh. Total fucking liability.

I could go on. By the way, does Sophie ever appear on the rota? She's one of my favourites, who I saw several times when she was Ashton at Victoria House. I last saw her a year ago, at Club Classique in Loughborough, where her stage name was Erin. She's still listed on their website, but she hasn't been on their rota ever since.

Haha - I think that there is definite similarity there !!

Can’t remember the last time I bought a match day programme at Mansfield.

Although when I used to read the Stag, the player profiles often contained the phrase ‘despite a promising start to his career, he has failed to live up to expectations.

She has definitely not been on the rota for ages. I see they have a new girl on the rota with blue hair !!

[Dipper]

Haha - I think that there is definite similarity there !!

Can’t remember the last time I bought a match day programme at Mansfield.

Although when I used to read the Stag, the player profiles often contained the phrase ‘despite a promising start to his career, he has failed to live up to expectations.

She has definitely not been on the rota for ages. I see they have a new girl on the rota with blue hair !!

Remember the days when the player profiles all  seemed to be favourite meal: steak and chips. Music: Phil Collins and Tina Turner. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Remember the days when the player profiles all  seemed to be favourite meal: steak and chips. Music: Phil Collins and Tina Turner. 

Blimey, you’ve just reminded me of that - it was always steak and chips. I think footballers are fitter nowadays. I watch some of the old games from the 70s and you’ve got players with beer belly’s putting crosses in off balance.