External Link/Members OnlyThought about whether this was neg or neutral for a while. She was a nice person, but we weren't there for a mug of tea and a natter - so it has to be neg, for the reasons set out below.
I generally won't pay as much as this for pussy anymore, and this punt was a timely reminder why (it's rarely worth it and I can have a good time and satiate my desires spending way less). But isn't one of the joys of punting that you can pick a stunner out of a catalogue and have her at the click of a finger? We are the proverbial kids in the sweet shop, and it's a delight few other adults know. So here was my present to myself, because well fuck it, I felt like it.
Comms were ok - the agency is prompt and responsive. What I didn't like was being told at the very last minute that the lift was keycard operated, so I should hang around in the lobby like a lemon and wait to be collected. It wasn't too bad in the end but clearly there's a lack of discretion with this sort of set up.
The location was piss poor for the price tag. I wasn't expecting the Dorchester but when we are talking 300/hr + it should be a smart apartment or quality 4 star hotel at the minimum. They market themselves as selling "models" and suggest Michelin star restaurants and expensive gifts on each girl's profile. The upmarket facade was revealed to be a pitiful lie when I found myself in a rundown shoebox room that felt like the setting for a 15 minutes/£60 touring prossie blow-and-go.
The girl in front of me - and this is probably the most egregious aspect of the punt - did not look much like the photos at all. Note that they have since been updated, but for reference, I'm attaching the photos which were on the website at time of my booking. They may have been her 10+ years ago, but the perfect slender shapes in the photos which had tempted me to part with £300 did not exist. The boobs were still huge and fake, but they were bolted on to the body of a woman with a very full/curvy figure. Her hair was a completely different colour (black) and there is a prominent mole on her upper lip (to be fair, no face photos were ever shown). I contemplated walking but after all the effort of travelling there etc, I suppose she was attractive enough that I still wanted to smash. But to be clear, had genuine photos been shown, I wouldn't have booked at this price point.
Down to the action and Angelina was friendly, good natured and fun. She was keen on RO, got very wet and cums easily (not because I'm such a sex god - she can easily do it herself by frigging her clit). BJ was ok and she happily went through the positions but nothing was particularly memorable. CIM at the end of round 1 was poorly executed - she doesn't like doing this (spat it out all over me and the bed sheets at the same it was happening, which sort of killed the moment).
She stuck a robe on and we chattered away for a good 10 mins (£5 a minute 😂). She was very amiable, if anybody cares. As time went past I sort of realised she had no intention of offering round 2 - I could've asked, but in all honestly couldn't be bothered. Sure enough, before I knew it she asked if I wanted a shower. Alright love, I'll get out of your hair.
Angeline mentioned that the agency is strict about time (maybe an excuse, maybe not) and I note other reviewers have mentioned girls clockwatching. I was back in the street with my hands in my pockets approximately 55 mins after I'd got there (I had 2 showers in the time as well).
You win some, you lose some.
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