Ivanaa - Bracknell - mahoosive chebs

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Have had this burd off & on HL for a while
Ronin’s thread, Best Punts of 2021, caught my attention & put her firmly back on it

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331605.msg3447907#msg3447907

Her qualifying for best bod / best boat & best tits - three categories no less
I was thinking he’s getting a bit cunt struck & thought I better go check her out
Bout a month or so ago, when she was in Bracknell
Some good intel from Ronin bout where to park etc
To share, presuming she returns to Bracknell, she’s in the apartments next to Waitrose
Free parking for 2 hours

Turns out Ronin aint getting cunt struck, she's a stone bonker quality SP

Very good comms, all by text
Her language skills make this a lot lot easier than with some SPs
With pricing 80 for 30 & 150 for 60 I went for the former
Reck a new ish AirBNB or hooker accomo owned by a landlord who knows the score
Much better than the average gaff
Large walk in shower if you need it
I was showered when heading out so didn’t bother

Was intending on a massage & oilyTW until when she opened the door
Looking FAF, slightly tanned, pink ugg boots [nice] & matching bra & nics
And whopping rackage, bollox to the massage mullarkey
No shopping on the Awank gallery, some of the pics are professionally done
Nowt wrong with that

A little oil for a brief massage HJ warm up
No kissing, might have been light.  Cant exactly remember
She gets a nodder out & rolls it on with her mouth.  Like it
OWO on offer @ +20
Didn’t bother & kept the OW brief as IMO a waste of time
I’m on my back & she hops on & does some proper grinding
The sight of her rack bouncing around from below is a-fcukin-mazing
A quick flick through positions, mish & doggy [from behind her arse loooks wow with her blond locks tumbling all over]
Seemed pretty tight down below & a with a little bit of lapping tasted 'noice'
She knows how to gaze with her come-to-bed eyes into yours
Framed by a high check boned very attractive EE looking boat

Never gonna shoot in a nodder so settled down for a lovely oilyTW lying on my back
And tit fucking for good measure
Given the shape of her enhanced rack they don’t wrap fully around however visually wow
No rushing, however discrete glances at my easy to read punting watch, showed that the clock was ticking down
Switched positions & she propped herself up on a couple of pillows, oiled up littleWP & her rack
& delivered a bit of edging
Not the best HJ skills however its all about the whole 'package'
Sprayed a fairly decent load, didn’t bother with a shower, got dressed rapido, peck on the cheek, goodbyes & fucked off outta there

PS - her accent reminded me of an EE barbie crossed with Borat's sister   
PPS - hopefully this review is suitable for 3/4 qtr. century marker.  Targeting a ton not out

Would I recommend ?
Yep, everything considered a decent positive & IMO good VFM
Supa dupa mahoosive rack  , fit bod, cum to bed eyes, lovely boat & nice with it

Will I return ?
Yep, at some point.  Though nothing immediate.  Reck a few visits could show some upside

 



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[joninbristol]

I wasn't interested until you mentioned Borat's sister
Excellent review webpunter, don't usually touch Romanians, but with feedback like that it's tempting next time I'm Bracknell way.
Thank you.

[webpunter]

 
Note Miss Mahoosive Chebs tours [mostly] around the south east not just Bracknell

Just had a quick scan of your reviews
Punting in Weston-Super-Nightmare no less
Good luck & crack on

I wasn't interested until you mentioned Borat's sister
Excellent review webpunter, don't usually touch Romanians, but with feedback like that it's tempting next time I'm Bracknell way.
Thank you.

[contentguy]

Thanks for the review webby, pleased that you had a good time.

I may have to break my rule about avoiding Romanians!

 

[RAJEC]

Great work yet again mate 

Chebs look fake, can you confirm otherwise?

[Fkk]

Great work yet again mate 

Chebs look fake, can you confirm otherwise?

Their fake. Surgeon has done a decent job though

[webpunter]

 

Great work yet again mate 

I thought they were real 🙃

Though i did write:

"Given the shape of her enhanced rack they don’t wrap fully around however visually wow"

What a 🔔 end you are 

Chebs look fake, can you confirm otherwise?

[webpunter]

IMO worth breaking your roma rule with this un

& i did comment on repeat visits showing some potential upside
Assuming she heads back in Bracknell / surrounding area [which i reck is likely], i can feel the lure of the chebs proving strong
Too strong to resist

Thanks for the review webby, pleased that you had a good time.

I may have to break my rule about avoiding Romanians!

 

[RAJEC]

I thought they were real 🙃

Though i did write:

"Given the shape of her enhanced rack they don’t wrap fully around however visually wow"

What a 🔔 end you are 

In all honesty I scanned for the words real or fake and missed enhanced. Bell end award justified 

[joninbristol]

Note Miss Mahoosive Chebs tours [mostly] around the south east not just Bracknell

Just had a quick scan of your reviews
Punting in Weston-Super-Nightmare no less
Good luck & crack on

Thanks WP, need it !
Weston's good when I'm there on work, as it's off the patch.
And better than Swindon which is my local, but swimming with Rom's, and about as much fun as the Outer Hebrides.

[Ronin1980]

Thanks for the shout out Webby!

I like to think I’m never CUNTSTRUCK (well almost never) 

Glad you enjoyed your meet 👍🏻

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Have had this burd off & on HL for a while
Ronin’s thread, Best Punts of 2021, caught my attention & put her firmly back on it

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331605.msg3447907#msg3447907

Her qualifying for best bod / best boat & best tits - three categories no less
I was thinking he’s getting a bit cunt struck & thought I better go check her out
Bout a month or so ago, when she was in Bracknell
Some good intel from Ronin bout where to park etc
To share, presuming she returns to Bracknell, she’s in the apartments next to Waitrose
Free parking for 2 hours

Turns out Ronin aint getting cunt struck, she's a stone bonker quality SP

Very good comms, all by text
Her language skills make this a lot lot easier than with some SPs
With pricing 80 for 30 & 150 for 60 I went for the former
Reck a new ish AirBNB or hooker accomo owned by a landlord who knows the score
Much better than the average gaff
Large walk in shower if you need it
I was showered when heading out so didn’t bother

Was intending on a massage & oilyTW until when she opened the door
Looking FAF, slightly tanned, pink ugg boots [nice] & matching bra & nics
And whopping rackage, bollox to the massage mullarkey
No shopping on the Awank gallery, some of the pics are professionally done
Nowt wrong with that

A little oil for a brief massage HJ warm up
No kissing, might have been light.  Cant exactly remember
She gets a nodder out & rolls it on with her mouth.  Like it
OWO on offer @ +20
Didn’t bother & kept the OW brief as IMO a waste of time
I’m on my back & she hops on & does some proper grinding
The sight of her rack bouncing around from below is a-fcukin-mazing
A quick flick through positions, mish & doggy [from behind her arse loooks wow with her blond locks tumbling all over]
Seemed pretty tight down below & a with a little bit of lapping tasted 'noice'
She knows how to gaze with her come-to-bed eyes into yours
Framed by a high check boned very attractive EE looking boat

Never gonna shoot in a nodder so settled down for a lovely oilyTW lying on my back
And tit fucking for good measure
Given the shape of her enhanced rack they don’t wrap fully around however visually wow
No rushing, however discrete glances at my easy to read punting watch, showed that the clock was ticking down
Switched positions & she propped herself up on a couple of pillows, oiled up littleWP & her rack
& delivered a bit of edging
Not the best HJ skills however its all about the whole 'package'
Sprayed a fairly decent load, didn’t bother with a shower, got dressed rapido, peck on the cheek, goodbyes & fucked off outta there

PS - her accent reminded me of an EE barbie crossed with Borat's sister   
PPS - hopefully this review is suitable for 3/4 qtr. century marker.  Targeting a ton not out

Would I recommend ?
Yep, everything considered a decent positive & IMO good VFM
Supa dupa mahoosive rack  , fit bod, cum to bed eyes, lovely boat & nice with it

Will I return ?
Yep, at some point.  Though nothing immediate.  Reck a few visits could show some upside

 



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[Ronin1980]

Content Guy,

I would confidently state that Ivanna, AlisonAllen & Cara Delacroix are all Roms well worth breaking your rule on 

Thanks for the review webby, pleased that you had a good time.

I may have to break my rule about avoiding Romanians!

 

[webpunter]

 

On the very very odd occasion i can sense the cuntstruck affliction surfacing
It usually passes when the next SP [or civvy] cums along

Was a most enjoyable meet & thanks again for drawing her chebs to my attention

Thanks for the shout out Webby!

I like to think I’m never CUNTSTRUCK (well almost never) 

Glad you enjoyed your meet 👍🏻

[TallnHung]

On the very very odd occasion i can sense the cuntstruck affliction surfacing
It usually passes when the next SP [or civvy] cums along

Was a most enjoyable meet & thanks again for drawing her chebs to my attention

Thanks for the heads up Webby. On my HL now.
Cracking rack and for some decent fucking I can live with OW too I reckon, just

[JonasG]

Yeah, I think for £80 for 30 minutes it's worth it. Anything more it wouldn't be without kissing and OWO.

[webpunter]

Yep
I'm with you on this @ a 30 min session

Seeing her looking FAF with her cute pink uggs & matching pinky red nicks & bra i did enquire about extending to 45 or 60 mins
[I always take enuf folding to double, even treble what i'm booked in for.  Has paid dividends on a few occasions]

The answer was no, ANOther punter already booked in 
At this point in time i was thinking bollox
However during the [very good] 30 mins i was thinking this length of booking is just fine

Yeah, I think for £80 for 30 minutes it's worth it. Anything more it wouldn't be without kissing and OWO.

[webpunter]

 
She was deffo good at grinding & super tight
& IIRC she only applied a little bit of lube to gently ease & squeeze littleWP into her
A bit of an intake of breath every now & again
With a knowing smile & eyes which said it all, as my helmet banged up against the back wall 

The brief OW was pretty good, TBF
Well as good as OW can be
She knows to ramp up the pressure when OW
& i kept this brief before moving onto the next thing on the menu

PS - FYI Julie Lima's rack has just surfaced into Southampton
Am waiting for her wondrous chebs to show up in Farnborough / Woking again 🤞
In the last week or two she parked her profile in Mickey Mouser land
Bet the Mickeys would have stopped half inching motors for an hour or two to have a session with her  [edit:  ]

Thanks for the heads up Webby. On my HL now.
Cracking rack and for some decent fucking I can live with OW too I reckon, just

[Doormatt]

Excuse the pun but Ivanna hump her. Hopefully on the south coast soon. 

[webpunter]

FFS     
Cant recall seeing her chebs reporting for duty on the south coast
Maybe southampton ?
Frequent locations appear to be Bracknell & Watford
She was in Croydon  for a week or two start of the year

Excuse the pun but Ivanna hump her. Hopefully on the south coast soon. 

[MrMatrix]

Good call Webby. Great review. She'd been on my HL since Ronins review as it happens. Nice looking set of top bollocks as well. Yes I've not punted in Bracknell yet but I have in Bagshott and Camberly, thought I may have seen her there at some point.
Hopefully I'll get a shout there. Thanks for the review OP.

[webpunter]

You will need to keep an eye on her location
Mostly seems to be watford / MK
On the subject of top bollocks she's kindly wazzed up a new pic on her gallery so am sharing

Good call Webby. Great review. She'd been on my HL since Ronins review as it happens. Nice looking set of top bollocks as well. Yes I've not punted in Bracknell yet but I have in Bagshott and Camberly, thought I may have seen her there at some point.
Hopefully I'll get a shout there. Thanks for the review OP.

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[Joe112]

Looks stunning but the additional cost owo and kissing breaks the bank a bit

[dapz7614]

She also has a NBA policy! Hate when WGs have this so racist

[Joe112]

She also has a NBA policy! Hate when WGs have this so racist

Sorry what does nba stand for

[RAJEC]

Sorry what does nba stand for

You need to be able to play basketball

[Doormatt]

You need to be able to play basketball

 

With those tits , you'd have to be good !

[berksboy]

Sorry what does nba stand for

No Blacks Allowed i think.

[RAJEC]

With those tits , you'd have to be good !

 

[webpunter]

Remember white men can't jump

You need to be able to play basketball

As for me & her chebs it was a slam dunk
I'll get my coat 

[RAJEC]

Remember white men can't jump

As for me & her chebs it was a slam dunk
I'll get my coat 

 

[Nz]

...

What's a stone bonker?? Not heard that before.

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"British slang for a certainty"

What's a stone bonker?? Not heard that before.

[JPin]

She also has a NBA policy! Hate when WGs have this so racist

Occasionally the NBA policies smart a bit, and this is one of those times. You get all hyped seeing a positive reviews, jump on to the profile, perv over the gallery, get even more excited, then read the profile... "I don't see black men due to bad experience". DOH!

Ah well.... life goes on. But she does look amazing.

[webpunter]

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Yep
I'm with you on this @ a 30 min session

Seeing her looking FAF with her cute pink uggs & matching pinky red nicks & bra i did enquire about extending to 45 or 60 mins
[I always take enuf folding to double, even treble what i'm booked in for.  Has paid dividends on a few occasions]

The answer was no, ANOther punter already booked in 
At this point in time i was thinking bollox
However during the [very good] 30 mins i was thinking this length of booking is just fine

[webpunter]

JP,
See post i just made
Not an SP i'd be thinking i've missed out in a big way
Have seen others who aint anywhere near as good looking
However they possess that certain something which when you see them in your manor again you are right on it trying to line up another session
Hence my comment bout wanting to extend then when not an option thinking [maybe half way into the 1/2 hour] that things worked out ok
This analysis might be a bit harsh, as repeat visits can produce some upside, however here i'm not getting this vibe to any great degree
Plenty more fish ....
Regards, Webby

Occasionally the NBA policies smart a bit, and this is one of those times. You get all hyped seeing a positive reviews, jump on to the profile, perv over the gallery, get even more excited, then read the profile... "I don't see black men due to bad experience". DOH!

Ah well.... life goes on. But she does look amazing.