Author Topic: Cibelle Massage Glasgow  (Read 5011 times)


9 review(s) for Cibelle Massage (2 positive, 0 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Uncle Buck

Despite a couple negative reviews on this forum, I thought I'd give this SP a try - she has caught my eye on more than one occasion and the AW profile attracted me so I thought I'd bite the bullet.

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Communication: All very straight forward. A phone call which she took an age to answer. Arranged a same day 30 minute meet. Given postcode and asked to call upon arrival. "Agreed" services - £50 B2B naked massage + HE

Location: Standard flat in Cowcaddens area of Glasgow. Buzzed in and given directions to her door. Easy to find with direction. Less easy to find the entrance to the street when leaving. No issues finding her and she greeted me at her door. All safe enough.

Premises and SP: I think the flat is her home. Greeted at the door and shown to the reasonably sized bedroom with a double bed and a massage table (I think). The double bed was arranged for my visit with towels etc. Cibelle was wearing short denim shorts and a tight top. She is very petite, cracking body and, in my opinion, very pretty albeit far too much makeup. She didn't smile at any point through the meet, so I cannot comment on how radiant (or not) that might be.
When in the bedroom, she asked what service I wanted. I told her what we "agreed" only an hour or so ago but she didn't seem overly excited about this (based on the poor attitude and lack of engagement - I wasn't feeling particularly excited either.) Paperwork sorted and off she popped to "bank it". I was already feeling this wasn't going as I imagined it.

Services (including her personality) HOPELESS. Told to lie down and she (still fully clothed) rubbed oil onto my back and legs. I tried to start some small talk - patched! I tried to crack a couple of jokes - patched! I tried to reach round and grab a feel of any part of her body - patched! The crappy massage continued. I lose patience and ask rather abruptly, for what I paid for (B2B Naked massage). She scowls and says "massage baby...massage baby". Eventually she agrees to get her top and bra off and allows touching. She still hasn't smiled and I feel like a complete letch but carry on regardless - neither me nor the SP are having a good time and we both know this. Incredulously this goes on for a few minutes. Eventually, I give up and ask for the massage to be more attentive to ass and baws etc. This is where she starts to deliver a reasonable service and after a few minutes, starts a decent HE to completion. We finish in silence and rather awkwardly I say thank you   :mad: then she's up, wet wipes me and she's out of the room.
I get dressed, feeling depressed about myself and my hobby and promising to choose better next time. Check my watch and it's about 25 minutes since I entered the flat  :dash: I smile as I leave and suggest I might see her again. She remains stone-faced whilst closing the door behind me.

Summary She's in the wrong job. Personality stinks. Attitude is shocking. She is a wee honey though. There's a very good chance she is Romanian and not Spanish.

I went to see SFG the following day so that I could give my hard earned to a SP who delivers what she advertises.


Offline Trickus

On her AW profile it says she is accessing from Brazil. It seems a good value for money at £50 but I suppose that’s only if you get a decent service.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2022, 04:26:38 pm by Trickus »

Offline Glesgaboy

Brazil access probably means she’s on a vpn.

Good helpful review. Thanks for the heads up.  :hi:
 

Offline Jock D

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Feel your pain UB...you did the right thing, by getting back in the saddle the next day.

Thanks for the review/warning :hi:

Offline rowlock

Aye, she's rotten at her job.  I took the plunge after years of no reviews, and I couldn't find out why after asking here a few times, surely some of us paid her a visit!  Some said my experience didn't sound so bad since she also weirdly shagged me on my visit (weird because I paid the £50 for the massage service and she didn't ask for more, and weird in her shagging technique!), so I thought I was maybe being too harsh and paid a visit again a few month later, but it was bad, and very similar to what you experienced.  Nae shagging this time, but I'm almost thankful for that.

Offline Uncle Buck

Aye, she's rotten at her job.  I took the plunge after years of no reviews, and I couldn't find out why after asking here a few times, surely some of us paid her a visit!  Some said my experience didn't sound so bad since she also weirdly shagged me on my visit (weird because I paid the £50 for the massage service and she didn't ask for more, and weird in her shagging technique!), so I thought I was maybe being too harsh and paid a visit again a few month later, but it was bad, and very similar to what you experienced.  Nae shagging this time, but I'm almost thankful for that.

I think I was hoping I’d get a similar result to you but couldn’t have been further from reality. She’s a hotty - which is little comfort when her attitude and service is so poor.

Offline Itsanaffliction

Feel your pain UB...you did the right thing, by getting back in the saddle the next day.

Thanks for the review/warning :hi:

Liking your attitude and optimism Jock! Soldier on and try and erase the previous day’s memory as soon  as possible

Offline DirtyDick78

Yip, the only redeeming feature about this SP is her cracking wee body.
I should have walked when I visited her, after she lied about the services she was willing to provide. I regret I didnt, and also like you, left feeling deflated about the whole thing.

Offline youngatheart

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From one of the other reviews . . .

. . . . she has a scar across the full length of her tummy that makes it look likes a cut and shut of two other terrible prossies. 
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Offline Uncle Buck


From one of the other reviews . . .

I disagree with that and definitely didn’t see an evidence of any scar - certainly not the length of her tummy.

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I disagree with that and definitely didn’t see an evidence of any scar - certainly not the length of her tummy.

You can disagree about the scar, but you can NOT disagree that one of the other reviews says she DID have such a scar.
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Offline Uncle Buck

You can disagree about the scar, but you can NOT disagree that one of the other reviews says she DID have such a scar.

Of course!