Hello everyone
Been out of the punting game for a few months but regularly keeping an eye out here for any SPs that caught my eye when the time came around again to climb back in the saddle. In the £120/hr (or lower) market there’s been slim pickings for the discerning punter and diamonds in the rough have been few and far between.
Anyway, I had decided this week it was time and opted to be a bit daring and dip my toe in to VivaStreet market and see if anything there tickled my fancy. I came across an ad for Carmen, reasonably priced at £80 for an hour and good list of services included - sorry guys just checked now and the ad has disappeared, so can’t post a link. I can give a contact number for those interested but after reading this I don’t think you’ll need it! Not too many pics on Carmens ad but some great body shots which appeared consistent and of the same person and a stirring write up but no face shots tho, so some trepidation required. Ad said Carmen was in Grangetown which is by and large an OK suburb of Cardiff, so decided to go for it and make contact by text.
Comms was dreadful. I text Monday am with an enquiry to meet this Thursday (today) at 5pm for an hour and a list of my wants. Waited all day for a response, didn’t get one, got impatient and then tried ringing. Carmen answered and gave some lame excuse about not responding to texts which was garbled and I couldn’t make out. No matter, she confirmed availability and services requested, oral (giving and receiving) protected sex and kissing and cuddles and that was great. Carmen asked me to mesg on Weds eve to confirm I was still coming on Thursday. Next day I wanted to check the price, price list on ad was confusing. No response again, I gad to ring, Carmen confirmed it was £100. Mesgd Weds eve to confirm my attendance - no response. Mesgd this morning and got a reply to confirm all in order and approximate area to head to. Was asked to mesg when on way and parked up. Mesg recd when on way asked me to head to Penarth Road and then await further instructions again on precise location. Mesgd 10 mins before appointment - no answer, rang at 5pm and was told there’d been some issue and could I wait 5 mins. 5 mins turned to 15 and I was about to walk. I rang again and this time recd exact house number and street name.
When I got to the house, I had a bad feeling as the door was already open but continued to enter. The house outside and inside was a complete shithole and there was no lights on, it was dusk and only just light enough to see where I was walking. I Heard a females voice call me and I said ‘hello put the light please on so I can see you!’ It was Carmen, she was dressed in lingerie and her body looked great, and as the VS ad pics. Facially, Carmen was not very attractive at all with gappy teeth and spoke with a broad West Country accent and seemed to be bunged up with a cold.
Again I should have been brave enough to walk at this point but thought all may be redeemed with the service. I walked through to room where she serviced her clients, which was just a rundown as the rest of the house and the bed looked like it had seen better days, there was a bit of a whiff in the room too. Undressed, sorted paperwork and got myself comfortable on the bed whilst Carmen left to stash the cash. When she came back in we got down to it but lots of surprises on the way, there was no French kissing, I wasn’t allowed to put my hands anywhere near her pussy and so no playing in that area at all, BJ was covered and therefore devoid of any real pleasure. Sex was extremely vanilla and half hearted, did cowgirl and doggy only. And Carmens attempts to indicate she was somehow enjoying it were accompanied by the phrase ‘Ooh! I say’ like some line out of a Leslie Phillips movie - this got quite annoying. After half hour in, my man had popped and to kill another hour Carmen asked me to turn over for a massage. This again was very lame and Carmen seemed more interested in watching Come Dine with Me which was on the TV in the room!
I couldn’t wait to get out of there. Got dressed, made some pleasantries and beat a hasty retreat. The car ride home was a depressing reflection on such a waste of money having been excited about my first punt in ages.
Maybe I’ll be more luckier next time.
See you later dudes.
