Helen Love. Norwich . Avoid avoid avoid

[ccc09]

Profile name: Helen Love.External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Location: 5/10 mins walk from Norwich Train Station above a very busy bar, quite noisy

Services: OWO, Giving Oral, Protected penetration.

Price: £120 for 1hr £30 for OWO which was no mention in profile or when booking

Communication: AW Emails not replied to so text, replied with location and then further details when close by.

Appearance: Similar to pictures but no effort made at all, Hair in a bun, no make up, black bra and knickers.

Incall Service: Has been a long while since punt and there was very little locally that took my fancy but Helens profile stood out a little and a few good reviews which I would presume are probably fake now. Parked up and text to say I was 5 mins away and she sent me the full address, Got there and went in and was met by her wearing flip flops and black bra and knickers, nothing sexy at all and lead to the bedroom. I paid and I went into the shower but had to come back out as no towel, Finally had a shower and came out with her sitting on the bed texting, Seemed like at least a minute of me standing there in my towel before she ever looked up from her phone and she sat me on the bed which was almost like a fold out camp bed, After a little more texting she threw the phone down next to me which continued to go off which she would then pick up and look at and rang a few times, took her bra and knickers off and started giving me oral and within 2 -3 mins asked if I wanted to have sex, I asked if I could give her oral and she laid down but put her hand almost in the way so was very tricky to do anything, by this time I was getting bored so she gave me a little more oral then rubbered up for her on top, after less than few minutes again I was getting bored and by this time a bit pissed off so I asked if I could go on top so I could just get it over and done with as I certainly wasn't enjoying the experience. Blew my load, got dressed and left.
Conclusion: A very uninterested girl, Not a bad body but a face like thunder and a lot of texting going on, Certainly not GFE, PSE or anything close. Just a pump and dump of anything at all. Should have stayed at home and had a wank 

[norwichfunseeker]

Standard reply when I asked about extras (I always ask before booking) .

I do the following:£50/15 mins, £70/30 min, £100/45, £120/60 min and the rates include sex in all position,blow job,massage, cob , licking my pussy 👅69,massage,watersports giving, rimming receiving(owo and french kiss are £20 extra each 🤗 )cum in mouth cim £30 extra 💯 . You can cum twice in one hour and 45 mins slot ! Less is just once 😊

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review OP I'm not surprised you had a poor punt with this prostitute. She was very lazy with me three years ago so nothing has changed.