External Link/Members OnlyI’m a punter of a certain age and let’s just say that the first Jurassic Park movie was wowing us in cinemas when my punting career began. In those early days, lack of funds and the fact that the internet and mobiles hadn’t been invented yet meant that I had a few massage parlour experiences but I soon ‘grew out’ of them. There’s nothing wrong with parlours but I prefer a more personal experience now that I have more funds
I’m usually a FBSM guy these days but Helen’s recommendations for cowgirl in her reviews put her on my radar and one day, when I was in the area, my curiosity got the better of me. It must literally have been decades since I stepped foot in a parlour but with lower prices, I figured there wasn’t much to lose
CommsThe phone was picked up quickly and I agreed a time to see Helen. They were happy for me to specify that I wanted to see Helen
LocationOriental Well Being is located on a busy road in Fratton with free parking on side streets though it can be challenging
LooksHelen is a middle aged Chinese lady with a reasonable body and face for her age. Her English was reasonable but not super fluent. However, we could have a basic conversation
MeetOK, as my neutral rating alludes to, the meet wasn’t perfect. So, let’s get the bad bits out of the way first. The first problem was that when I arrived at my agreed time, Helen wasn’t available. In a busy parlour with possible no shows from bookings, this may be standard practice but annoying nonetheless. As I was planning to eat dinner after seeing Helen and the fact that I had travelled, I decided to cut my losses and have dinner first, then see her. I extracted a firm promise that she would be available on my return
The second issue was the lack of privacy. There’s no attempt to separate customers and in the kerfuffle created when I arrived to find Helen busy, a lot of animated conversation happened between the girls with them going in and out of rooms with customers in the middle of massages and I could see them (don’t worry - I didn’t recognise anyone in the rooms!)
The third issue may have been my high expectations caused by poor memory of my previous parlour experiences. Look on their website and the photos sell a tranquil relaxing environment. Nope. There was lots of people coming and going with loud conversations all audible through the paper thin walls, all with the fear of other girls interrupting as had happened earlier
However, the biggest negative was being shorted badly on time. When I arrived, Helen was attractive enough for me to book my standard 1 hour session (£40). I was in and out within 35 minutes
So, why not a negative? Well, the cowgirl was good, basically. The massage was ok but not particularly sensual or long. I was offered OW and B2B but paid £60 for FS. She does this Asian style with her feet flat on the table. I do enjoy this position as I find it tighter and the girl has amazing control of depth and speed though it must be killing on the thighs. All too soon, Helen has moved on to riding me (with condom, of course) but to be honest, with all the noisy activity happening outside, I wasn’t feeling it to be honest and was happy to enjoy the cowgirl and leave early.
She used her patented mixture of deep and shallow strokes, which felt like a good handjob (my favourite) though the thick parlour-style condom didn’t make it feel wet enough to feel like OWO. Despite me trying to make it last, she used her skills to bring me to a nice climax after a few minutes - as much as I love a good edging handjob, finishing by spurting deep inside a woman feels amazing. She feigned surprise that I had finished but I could tell that towards the end, she had moved on to her finishing moves
So, a good cowgirl saves this from being a negative but some of the negatives may be because I had forgotten what parlour experiences can be like. So, if you do choose to go, lower your expectations of a nice, calm, leisurely atmosphere, pick Helen, pay for 30 mins max and enjoy the cowgirl
