Author Topic: Fuckme_carmenxo Paisley  (Read 8450 times)


32 review(s) for Fmc_xo (22 positive, 2 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by Jock D]

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Cost £180 for 1hr

Age Mid 20’s

Looks. Nowhere near as pretty as I was expecting from reading reviews.  Average (IMO) looks, skinny girl, stretch marks on tummy and boobs.  So bad I kept her cheerleader outfit on for the whole session.  On the plus side she does look as cute as fuck in this outfit & has a gorgeous bum/waist/thigh combo to admire and play with while doing the deed in doggy!  Peach of a pussy that is lovely and snug.

Services. DFK, OWO, CIM, Swallow, RO, Fingering, 69, CG, RGC, enthusiastic shag & as we have all read a SCREAMER

Attitude. Friendly, playful, giggly, and gagging for it

Got back in the saddle while working in London last month and now trying out some new girls up here.  Thought Id go along and visit Carmen to see what all the fuss is about!!!

Despite my hesitance due to the negatives on here re her time keeping and no shows.  I decided to get in contact to see what happens.

To start with it was dead easy.  Enquiry via AW, speedy responses, time sorted.  Got post code, full address, except buzzer number, well in advance.  On the day it was a different story, pushed back 20 mins then another 30.  Wasn’t that she had taken other bookings as I saw her enter the premises 15 mins before she gave me the green light.

Barely in the door, before I could have a good look at her she had me in a clinch & DFK, serious tongue down the throat stuff - instant stonner!!  Had to send her to use the mouthwash as she is an obvious smoker.  Wasn’t bad just slightly off putting but stalled what was a great start to the meet.
Once she had freshened up she was on me again.  I had only met the girl 2 minutes ago & she had my breeks round my ankles, on her knees, with my cock hitting the back of her throat - fucking magic.

I didn’t want to shoot in the first few minutes, picked her up waddled to the bed, threw her down, pulled her knickers to the side and ate her out.  This is where I felt and briefly saw the excess skin on her stomach so decided she would keep the outfit on for the whole session.

Obviously I’m a fucking expert in the art of cunnilingus as I had her screaming from the moment my tongue touched her clit.  Let her enjoy being in her happy place for a bit before moving to a 69, the only way to keep this girl quiet is to stick your cock in her mouth!!

''I fucked her'' in doggy, then ''she fucked me'' in energetic CG.  We went around the houses before a hard mish session ended with me pumping a load inside her with loads of DFK….  DFK that’s the other way to keep her quiet.
Quick clean up and a chat, she is bubbly and giggly, if a little ditsy, and easy to get on with between rounds.  Stroking & wanking your knob back to attention, while looking you in the eye as if butter wouldnt melt.

R2 was a long OWO session, drooling, spitting, paying attention to the shaft and balls - total cock worship.  As I felt the sap about to rise, Carmen got on her knees for a CIM/facial, where the saucy little minx proceeded to swallow the lot.

Time was up & we were well into extra time by now.  I asked her cheekily if she wanted her pussy licked, ‘yes please’ she said.  Again, I had her writhing & squealing for a good 10 minutes till she could take no more.

I went for a clean-up, no hot water but clean towels.  I ran the water for ages in the hope of anything other than freezing but to no avail.  There is a shower but unsure if its in use as there isn’t a curtain, you’d make a right mess of the place if you did use it.

Only after I was dressed and heading out the bedroom did I present her with the envelope.

On exit there was more DFK and giggles as I finger fucked her. Luckily, we all carry hand sanitiser in the car these days.  She reciprocated by getting on her knees unzipping me and sucking by cock goodbye.

Positives A friendly girl who is well up for it.  Has a potty mouth, filthy, kinky, naughty talk throughout.  Didn’t demand the cash up front.  Tight pussy.  No clock watching, ran over by 30 minutes.  DFK, finger fuck and blow job as I left.

Neutrals Venue is a bare flat, with no hot water, 2 flight up an unkempt tenement close, 10 mins from town centre.  Basic & functional but for a £180 girl I would expect better.

Negatives Excess skin and scarring on stomach, although I didn’t give it a full inspection the feel of it put me off wanting to see more.  Slightly saggy tits too & the fucking timekeeping!!!!!!!

Despite the neutral and negatives. I can’t fault the service she delivers in any way whatsoever & that little pussy is a delight to eat, finger and fuck - have to award her a positive.

A slender, petite, brunette who is lots of fun is so my thing, but her average looks, and disappointing midriff make a return highly unlikely.



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Good review Topkat  :thumbsup:

Thought you'd disappeared up yer aen arse :sarcastic:


Offline Jimbob212

Thanks for the review TC, I've been wanting to give her a visit after seeing all the commotion on here.

Offline Topkat

Good review Topkat  :thumbsup:

Thought you'd disappeared up yer aen arse :sarcastic:

Still alive and kicking.  Been in hibernation during this covid shit :cool:

Offline Topkat

Thanks for the review TC, I've been wanting to give her a visit after seeing all the commotion on here.

I’ve been reading her reviews with interest over the last few months.
In the end curiosity got the better of me, I was going to be in the area so got in contact.
I had a good time but don’t think I would return.

Offline Max121

Looks like she’s not lost her touch then !

I had met her when she was at GEA and she knows how to pull the strings and performs like a trooper
Just a shame she’s too far out for me now .

Great Review 

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Looks like she’s not lost her touch then !

I had met her when she was at GEA and she knows how to pull the strings and performs like a trooper
Just a shame she’s too far out for me now .

Great Review
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Services. DFK, OWO, CIM, Swallow, RO, Fingering


The same risk of catching a STD as bareback
You’re sticking your tongue in a cesspit instead of your dick
Oral std's are just as bad.
DFK means you have just licked the previous guys (cim) sperm. With this girl it's more than a sperm bank.
She has menstioned her problems with std's in the past on here.

 
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Offline Glesgaboy

Same as your last three reviews Glasgowman.
Those SPs provided most of these services.

And we are generally aware of these matters.

So I’m unclear..what is the additional point you are making…? :hi:
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Offline oddson1970

The same risk of catching a STD as bareback
You’re sticking your tongue in a cesspit instead of your dick
Oral std's are just as bad.
DFK means you have just licked the previous guys (cim) sperm. With this girl it's more than a sperm bank.
She has menstioned her problems with std's in the past on here.
News to me ,where was this mentioned?

Offline Neverthere

News to me ,where was this mentioned?

Maybe this review that's being suggested. I'm sure they will point you in the right direction otherwise.  :unknown:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311593.0

Offline oddson1970

Maybe this review that's being suggested. I'm sure they will point you in the right direction otherwise.  :unknown:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311593.0
:thumbsup:

Offline Problem Child

The same risk of catching a STD as bareback
You’re sticking your tongue in a cesspit instead of your dick
Oral std's are just as bad.
DFK means you have just licked the previous guys (cim) sperm. With this girl it's more than a sperm bank.
She has menstioned her problems with std's in the past on here.


Think you need to re-educate yourself on the different risks..

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Offline PR67

The same risk of catching a STD as bareback
You’re sticking your tongue in a cesspit instead of your dick
Oral std's are just as bad.
DFK means you have just licked the previous guys (cim) sperm. With this girl it's more than a sperm bank.
She has menstioned her problems with std's in the past on here.

You might have a point if you personally never used your mouth in a punt. You’ve got pretty much all those listed in your previous reviews. No kissing was actually a negative in one of your reviews. Why would not getting previous punter’s sperm in your mouth be a negative? Did you also bareback all your previous reviews? Why not? Exact same risk, apparently.

Offline Glesgaboy

I made the same point above to Glasgowmans lack of logic … the silent reply is deafening  :hi:

Offline Topkat

I made the same point above to Glasgowmans lack of logic … the silent reply is deafening  :hi:

I’m thinking the same thing as the rest of you, what was the point of the post!
These services are what this ‘hobby’ is all about, especially with a girl who provides them with the enthusiasm as Carmen does.

I had been keeping an eye on her AW page to see if a suitable date/time came up.  Carmen only offers a few days & a few hrs each day for bookings.
On the day I visited she advertised 3hrs availability, I was the first of the day.  She was running late & arrived at the flat well after the appointed start time (I saw her arrive) & 15 mins before I went up.  My booking was for 1hr and overran by 30mins means she didn’t have anything else lined up after me.
Got the impression I was her only visitor that day & felt welcome to stay longer if I chose, she certainly wasn’t in any rush to get rid of me.  It was me who said we were already well over time & I should go, not her.

So, no sloppy seconds for me or anyone else when I visited…….. To refer to the girl as ‘a sperm bank’ is a touch unfair!!

Offline henry brubaker

It's crass, and if that's your opinion you probably shouldn't be doing this at all.

Offline simonwei

Does anyone know how to contact her? Sent an email through AW and got no reply :dash: :dash:

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Does anyone know how to contact her? Sent an email through AW and got no reply :dash: :dash:
It happens, move on to one that does reply. Unadvertised contact details can't be posted anyway.

Offline Bru1901

I’m thinking the same thing as the rest of you, what was the point of the post!
These services are what this ‘hobby’ is all about, especially with a girl who provides them with the enthusiasm as Carmen does.

I had been keeping an eye on her AW page to see if a suitable date/time came up.  Carmen only offers a few days & a few hrs each day for bookings.
On the day I visited she advertised 3hrs availability, I was the first of the day.  She was running late & arrived at the flat well after the appointed start time (I saw her arrive) & 15 mins before I went up.  My booking was for 1hr and overran by 30mins means she didn’t have anything else lined up after me.
Got the impression I was her only visitor that day & felt welcome to stay longer if I chose, she certainly wasn’t in any rush to get rid of me.  It was me who said we were already well over time & I should go, not her.

So, no sloppy seconds for me or anyone else when I visited…….. To refer to the girl as ‘a sperm bank’ is a touch unfair!!

I visited her once and was second of the day.

She ran 30 mins late as she had a tie and tease sesh that ran over

After our hour she was talkative and relaxed and talked a good ten minutes before i left. No rush to throw me out

Sbe said she was going to have lunch amd had atleast an hour before next appointment

She doesnt double book. Cleans after each punter.
She isnt high volume

Shes been in the business a good 6-8 years from agency to indi
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She doesnt double book. Cleans after each punter.
She isnt high volume

She told you all this did she and you believed her? :D  :crazy:

…you’re coming across a bit like her pimp or spokesperson. :unknown: :wacko:


Shes been in the business a good 6-8 years from agency to indi

…verging on telling us her life story. :music:



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She told you all this did she and you believed her? :D  :crazy:

…you’re coming across a bit like her pimp or spokesperson. :unknown: :wacko:

…verging on telling us her life story. :music:
It's mad isn't it... He must sit there watching her shower after each punter... Ffs!  :sarcastic:

He knows what order in the queue he is also, a sad trait some punters seem to believe, generally speaking :wacko: I'm the 1st /2nd punter of "her" day... Nae bother!  :lol:
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