You're full of shit yourself, it's remarkable that you can't 'smell' the crap you post.
Before SamsungSids post, all I had mentioned was the shithole flat and the fact she was an average punt.
He then went on to mention the room looking like a kid's bedroom, which is accurate because she had these stupid childish sheets on the bed.
He also mentioned mechanical fk - again, correct. She does it, but it's never initiated and not much tongue.
Stubble on pussy? Check. She had shaved but there was stubble around her labia.
Samsungsid could probably post details of her address if you still had doubts. I think he has seen her.
Weighing up his post against mine, it now looks like you need to check that bullshit detector of yours is working properly, or maybe it's time you just called it a day and disappeared.