External Link/Members OnlyOverall: Awful. I've seen this girl on two occasions now, first time being a number of years ago in Monks Park when I was still a neophyte in punting terms. She's a short, rotund girl with a reasonably cute face and this is what initially caught my eye. The first time I saw her in Monks Park should've been enough to put me off her for life - she was extremely passive and uninterested, and I recall briefly getting a whiff of what I could only assume was shit when I kissed her arse. That was 3 or 4 years ago now (when she was still """Curvy""" Ajlin
), and against my better judgement I decided recently to give her a try in the new Kenton digs. Suffice it to say, this second go wasn't any better than the first.
Comms: Texted her around an hour before I planned to get to the location. She responded promptly with an address and a list of rates/services. Also asked me where I was from, so I wouldn't be surprised if, like most of these Hungarian wenches in NW London, she has an NBA policy.
Location: A set of flats opposite a pub and immediately next to a post office. Not discrete at all, the flat in question is flanked by shops and a post office, and the area isn't exactly devoid of activity, at least not when I was there. Property seems to be used by a number of WGs. The place is fairly shabby and rundown.
SP: She's a short but big girl. Her arse is big but neither shapely nor jiggly, it's kind of just bulky and sticks out a bit. Plenty to grab on to and slap if you're into that sort of thing, but by no means a bubble/onion booty. Facially I find her cute for a big girl, especially when she's smiling. Unfortunately she wears a permanent grimace.
Booking: Ahh, Jesus Christ where do I begin. She greets me rather unenthusiastically before leading me up a flight of stairs to her second storey flat. She directs me to the bedroom and we sort out the cash (£40 for 30 minutes). Her relative cheapness is another reason why I've opted to see her in the past, but even at that low low rate she's not worth the price. We both undress and I take the opportunity to suck on her big titties whilst copping a feel of her big, wide arse. After a minute or so of this it's on with the 'dom and she begins some extremely half-hearted OW. Really shitty technique and toothy to boot. I get her in missionary and she's so fat and lazy that it's actually difficult to get into a rhythm. She just lies there and her inability to move the slightest bit means that it's difficult to adjust positions to a point where I'm comfortably in and able to start humping her. In terms of size I'm a little above average but a combination of her physique and her passiveness means it's extremely difficult to get her into a position where I can fuck her without contorting my body or angling my dick in a way that isn't uncomfortable. It's hard to explain, she just lies there with her legs open but almost in a way where it's uncomfortable to actually get a motion going. So anyway, we're doing this for a little while and she begins asking me to cum and 'finish'.
So missionary's doing nothing for me, so I ask her to flip to doggy. Big mistake. She informs me she doesn't do doggy and I immediately start getting Vietnam flashbacks of that night in Monks Park - this girl just doesn't do doggy and never has. I dunno how this slipped in mind, but she mentioned it and suddenly a light bulb went off in my head like 'yeah, that's right, this girl straight up doesn't do doggy'. I try to act all incredulous and indignant about it to see if she might change her mind, but it's nothing doing. Pissed off, I instead ask her to assume cowgirl position. She does so, reluctantly, and proceeds to ride me/grind on my dick about 4 or 5 times before declaring she's tired and leaving me to do all the hard work. And it was hard work, having to lift up her considerable bulk and slide in and out while she lay on top of me. I'm pretty pissed off at this point so I ask her to wank me to completion before dressing and making my way out. At least this time there wasn't any noticeable smell of shit emanating from her arse.
Lads, don't even CONSIDER seeing this woman. Blacklist her. Avoid her with extreme prejudice. She is the archetypal lazy WG bint. Past experience suggests she's not even bothered to clean herself adequately, and she's a complete dead fish. I was stupid enough to be lured in by her appearance and her cheap rates, but she is possibly the worst WG I've ever come across in terms of her performance. Completely passive, uninterested, and she will more than likely rush you out to boot. Gents, don't make the same mistake I did.
Topic: Chubby Ajlin - Kenton (Read 2211 times)