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External Link/Members OnlyOverall: In a word, shite. A waste of my time and money. The only potential positive of this whole sordid affair is that I can carry out the public service of dissuading other punters from wasting their hard-earned on a jaded SP.
Comms: I texted her an hour in advance to confirm availability and arrange a meeting time. She replied promptly and assured me she was available. I texted her a second time half an hour later to inform her I was on the way. Radio silence. Called and texted a few more times before she finally picked up the phone and informed me she was "out shopping and back in half an hour". Eh? Probably should've backed out at this point but, as is often the case, little head prevailed. Took the scenic route so that I might catch her at just the right time she was available. Having reached the property at around the time she said she'd be available, I then tried in vain for half an hour to get through to her to let her know I was outside. I resigned myself to the fact that I wasn't going to see her and lit a cigarette while trawling the usual sites for possible alternatives. Ten minutes of searching/sending out feelers ensued before I finally got a reply from XX HOT JENNY XX informing me she was available. Though I was thoroughly pissed off at this point, I was still relatively close to the property and decided to bite my tongue and follow through with the meeting. Mahoosive mistake. Actual comms relating to the exact location were adequate, although the place was not difficult to find so she could scarcely balls that up.
I should note that she asked my age and ethnicity from the outset, given previous reviews I wouldn't be surprised if she has an NBA policy. Judging by my own experience, she's okay with middle eastern guys.
Location: Shared house in a residential area of Wembley Triangle. Fairly ordinary digs, nothing particularly off-putting about the locale. The property in question is one in a long line of houses. Not particularly discrete, but entry is through a side door so I suppose that's kind of okay.
SP: Looks a lot like her pictures. She's petite, I'd wager around 5'2, '3ish. Cute facially, with a shapely little bunda. She's got a bit of timber but it's nothing too egregious - if anything, the added curviness looks good on her small frame. She's basically a cute gypsy girl in her early to mid 30s. She's a milf but all things considered her body is quite nice, no noticeable stretch marks and everything is generally nice and tight. Probably worth mentioning she's got a cute little shaved box. She greeted me in a bathrobe before leading me to the bedroom and promptly disrobing to reveal black stockings and lingerie. Lingerie isn't particularly my thing but given the quality of previous punts it's nice that she took the effort to slip into
something remotely sexy.
Booking: *sighs deeply* Irredeemably shit in this department. She was cordial from the moment she greeted me at the door, smiley and willing to make small talk. Handed over the cash and I start grinding my groin suggestively on hers, also taking the opportunity to cop a feel off her arse while I do so. She begins grabbing my dick through my jeans and remarks that I'm 'big'. Instinctively, alarms are already going off in my head - I'm bigger than average and SPs have mentioned similarly in the past, but I'm not humongous so I already get the impression she's gonna try and make things difficult by saying she can't handle the dick. As I'm undressing I'm taking time to kiss/caress her body and help her out of her lingerie, she seemed receptive to this and was teasing in kind. I eventually get her flat on the bed and hold her legs back so that I can go to town eating the box. She tastes and smells neutral and seems to be receptive to me eating her out, moaning and directing my head with her hand. She then gives me some covered oral for a couple of minutes - generally this does nothing for me, and her technique wasn't mindblowing either. No eye contact or anything.
I undress and she can't help but remark upon the size of my dick. I've gotten this in the past, generally from Asian SPs as I find them the most forthcoming, but I immediately thought it was a ploy to limit penetration. We switch over to missionary and she tells me to go slow, at least at first. So anyway I'm pumping away and all the while she's avoiding eye contact and scrunching up her face and moaning under her breath, cursing in Hungarian I think? I get her in doggy and this is where the real bullshit starts as she begins using her hand to limit the depth that I can achieve in this position. I fucked her in doggy, reverse cowgirl, and in sort of a sideways position and she did this the ENTIRE TIME. She's lazy, never taking initiative and just about doing the bare minimum in every position she can. I did the lion's share of the work. She's very cute, but that's the only redeeming aspect of the entire experience and the only reason I managed to bust at all. I finish and we make some small talk while I dress and leave. She tells me she is indeed a Hungarian Roma, that she's been in Wembley for a number of years now and that she has a kid back home. She remarks that I'm young, apparently on the younger side as far as her clients go, all the while I'm thinking what kind of arsehole would knowingly/willingly waste his money on this wench to such an extent that he would be considered a regular client of hers. She is jaded. There is no desire on her part to make things particularly exciting or noteworthy from a performance perspective, she'll just take the money and do the least she can. There was some perfunctory grinding in certain positions, but this was sporadic and short-lived.
Avoid at all costs bros, this woman is stealing a living.
