Ava Valentine - Swindon Incall

[Suited]

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When - Mid Jan 2022

Comms - all quick and friendly by text

Where - the big block of flats near the theatre and car park in the centre of town. Eventually found my way in despite the entry code being wrong. Flat was neat and tidy and very empty.

The meet AV was dressed as requested - T shirt and jeans with nothing underneath.  I had seen her a couple of years ago. Sadly, she has got much wider and no taller. I wouldn't put her down as a size 10. She was chubby to say the least and her photos are a good 5 years out of date.

The deed - lots of DFK and on with deep throating with her head hanging off the bed. Everything wobbled

On to some OWO - nice

On with the rubber and this is where it went downhill. I bent her over the sofa, slipped in and to be honest, I couldn't feel  a thing. it was like shagging between two pillows. Im big and felt like a pencil being dangled in a letter box.

Ended up with more OWO and cummings in her mouth. to be fair she swallowed.

In all - very underwhelming. Nice girl and lots of effort but physically she just didn't do it for me.

[notcalledchris]

Such a shame. 

[juxta]

Seems like a harsh negative, but it's your review. I wish some of my worst meets went as well as this.

You've actually piqued my interest with her being wider though lol I like some meat on the bone.

Never got round to booking a meet with her, but have been tempted a few times as she's available most weeks.

[versace]

Unlucky mate.

Years of being penetrated daily by numerous cocks will have this outcome unfortunately. Either this or she used too much lube.

[lamboman]

I think she's always had the potential to pile a few pounds on.
Shame as she provides a good service.

[Hill]

I saw her late last year, forgot to review but she’s no window dressing. Don’t get me wrong, 10/10 for effort but crikey her photos are flattering. Mine would have been a neutral as does try but wow is she big.

[joninbristol]

Years of being penetrated daily by numerous cocks will have this outcome unfortunately. Either this or she used too much lube.

Schoolboy myth.
Multiple births and age "might" have this effect, sex definitely doesn't.
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[houseboot]

   A Positive from you last May 


www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=308002.msg3223452#msg3223452

"Met AV just before the lockdown"

So do you mean March 2020?

[Suited]

hence a second go. she obviously had a difficult lockdown

[versace]

Schoolboy myth.
Multiple births and age "might" have this effect, sex definitely doesn't.
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I don’t think the studies have been about escorts who have sex with 5-10 clients every day. Like the article says, the vagina will return to its normal shape after sex, but if you are constantly at it, and stretching it all day long there will be some changes. I have seen a few posts over at SAAFE, where WG’s are complaining about not being as tight as they were years ago when they were starting out. So it’s definitely not a myth. There is some truth to it.

[joninbristol]

I don’t think the studies have been about escorts who have sex with 5-10 clients every day. Like the article says, the vagina will return to its normal shape after sex, but if you are constantly at it, and stretching it all day long there will be some changes. I have seen a few posts over at SAAFE, where WG’s are complaining about not being as tight as they were years ago when they were starting out. So it’s definitely not a myth. There is some truth to it.

Yeah, but a few quotes is just anecdote, and not a study either. And there's plenty of non-WGs who will be at it with various partners and sex toys on a more than daily basis, who don't report the same.
And the definition of elastic is something that returns to its original form and dimensions after being stretched.

Not owning one myself, as most of us here don't, I can't personally comment, but just like the last couple of years, I'd rather go with the medical profession than a small handful of the opinionated. But given her young age, lack of business the last couple of years, and the lack of muscle toning exercise many have had to endure, I'd guess in my non-medical capacity that the latter may also have had an impact, if her pelvic floor's not getting a regular workout. Maybe that's what's happened with the few reporting it on SAAFE too?
Who can say

 

[lamboman]

I occasionally have to lose 5 or 6 kilos and I do notice how much smaller certain features are,stands to reason somebody that has piled the pounds on with have a bigger pussy.
Although I'm not a qualified doctor I admit.

[Chatte Noir]

If she doesn’t keep herself in shape as she ages , everything gets saggy including her pussy

[notcalledchris]

I occasionally have to lose 5 or 6 kilos and I do notice how much smaller certain features are,stands to reason somebody that has piled the pounds on with have a bigger pussy.
Although I'm not a qualified doctor I admit.

Being fat doesn't make your pussy looser.  In fact there is some suggestions that fat women although not exactly "tighter" have internal fat which can cause the cunt walls to press in on themselves giving you more to push against when penetrating.  I wouldn't call that tightness because you can push it aside easily but i enjoy the feeling on my dick of doing that.  When women have smear tests the nurse first puts in a speculum to hold the cunt walls apart so she can see the cervix.  I have been told by a nurse that this is often harder to do in fat birds because the walls have a tendency to collapse in on themselves.  You can buy special speculums to stop this or put a condom on the speculum first and snip the end off and use that if you don't have the fancy speculums.  The only possible problem with a fat girls cunt which could reduce the enjoyment of your dick might be that it is harder to get into so deeply.  The worst thing about a fatty is your mates finding out. 

[lamboman]

Being fat doesn't make your pussy looser.  In fact there is some suggestions that fat women although not exactly "tighter" have internal fat which can cause the cunt walls to press in on themselves giving you more to push against when penetrating.  I wouldn't call that tightness because you can push it aside easily but i enjoy the feeling on my dick of doing that.  When women have smear tests the nurse first puts in a speculum to hold the cunt walls apart so she can see the cervix.  I have been told by a nurse that this is often harder to do in fat birds because the walls have a tendency to collapse in on themselves.  You can buy special speculums to stop this or put a condom on the speculum first and snip the end off and use that if you don't have the fancy speculums.  The only possible problem with a fat girls cunt which could reduce the enjoyment of your dick might be that it is harder to get into so deeply.  The worst thing about a fatty is your mates finding out.

Told you I wasn't a qualified doctor.

[notcalledchris]

Told you I wasn't a qualified doctor.

Neither am I.  I have shagged a few nurses though

[CoryLahey69]

Shame her pussy has been Range Rovered.

I saw her some time back, when she frequented Bath, she was submissive, enthusiastic and took a good pounding.

 I don't mind if she has gained a few pounds, if only she offered anal, that hole should still be righty tighty. Anybody that ever saw the infamous Barbie of Latimer road can attest that the backdoor remains snug, even after taking enough cock to reach the moon and back, if stacked end to end.

[justalad]

Have wanted to see Ava for 3+ years but something has held me back, top dollar for a SP who doesn’t keep herself in tip top condition ensures that I’ll not see in the future.

Thanks for the honest review.

[Doombar]

Shame her pussy has been Range Rovered.

I saw her some time back, when she frequented Bath, she was submissive, enthusiastic and took a good pounding.

 I don't mind if she has gained a few pounds, if only she offered anal, that hole should still be righty tighty. Anybody that ever saw the infamous Barbie of Latimer road can attest that the backdoor remains snug, even after taking enough cock to reach the moon and back, if stacked end to end.

Hilarious 

[joninbristol]

Quote "Told you I wasn't a qualified doctor."
Neither am I.  I have shagged a few nurses though

Good to see you actively supporting our NHS !

[notcalledchris]

Good to see you actively supporting our NHS !

"Clap for the NHS?". Nah, I'm regularly tested. 

[Jeremy]

She seemed in fairly good shape when I saw her November (although that wasn't a great meet, for unreleated reasons) - not trim but not 'wobbly' as you put it - so I expect she had a lazy Christmas. I wonder if business has been slow recently too due to the recent restrictions, and January being a frugal time of year for many.

She is very popular, and we all know the story of WGs getting complacent - prices go up, service goes down. Hopefully this is a blip and not the start of a downward trend.

[oap69]

felt like a pencil being dangled in a letter box.

   That's a good post 

[Northernwhale]

I saw Ava three times last year; sometime after the first time I saw her she had a liposuction thing, removing from the tummy and putting it into her ass cheeks.  Effect, combined with her amazing tits, is to give her figure a kind of fantasy/cartoonish quality.  IMHO she didn't need to do it, but I think this does contribute to the opinion that she's kinda chunky around the backside.  Admittedly I haven't seen her for a few months, so she may well just had a good Christmas..... . Anyway, for what it's worth I've always really enjoyed seeing Ava - a real enthusiastic pro who will do (almost) anything to please.  She is maybe just getting a bit too expensive though at £170 for an hour.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

It’s incredible when a punter gives a balanced and honest review … the sheer amount of guys who jump all over it excusing her    .… her photos are hugely out of date .. you’d not see the girl in the photos and she has a fanny that might now resemble either the channel tunnel or the gap of Rohan.
A simple sorry your punt was  shite would’ve sufficed 


Thanks for your review… you’ve saved me money. 

[mradventures]

for what its worth, the girls who do extreme insertions always seem to be on the skinny end of the spectrum to me. so having less to push aside is probably true