Ellysaa - Bristol - Poor Romanian Service

[Doombar]

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Booking: 1hour incall £180.

Place: A modern apartment.  Small bedroom - double bed but hardly any room around it. Dimly lit with curtains drawn in the daytime so couldn’t see her very well.

The Girl: She has a good bod for her age, average face, shoulder length blonde hair, fake tits.

Services

I knew she didn’t offer CIM, FK, Rimming - disappointing but all clearly stated on her profile.
I decided that if she could deliver good OWO, RO, FINGERING, and ANAL with passion then it could be worthwhile.  Sadly she delivered poor (typically Romanian) service on ALL counts!

The Meet

We chatted in a friendly manner and then I took I took a shower. 

OWO - she did a thorough wipe and inspection - a bit rough and not sexy!  She started OWO but after a couple of seconds stopped and wiped again.  Repeated this 3 times??  She said “ I don’t like pre-cum - we need to use condom”. She starts OW but after 1 min she stops again and says “what next?”.  TOTAL FAIL!

RO - she warned me that she only likes to be licked on the outside.  Her hand appeared between her legs to restrict access so I could only lick her clit. Very disappointing!

FINGERING - she asked to look at my fingers and said I would need to use a condom and only use one finger.  I was amazed as my hands were clean, nails short (1mm) and clean.  Ridiculous!

SEX - she climbed aboard in cowgirl but hardly any movement.  No passion whatsoever.  Moved her to doggy so I could actually get some action.

ANAL - I am average size. She told me she is tight and can only do doggy position which seemed odd.  Had trouble getting in as she is too tight, and she arched her back to stop me going deep. It wasn’t much fun but I persevered and eventually finished in the condom inside her.  The worst anal I’ve had in many years.

TOYS - she has a large collection but wouldn't let me use them on her.  Said they are just for her to use on her clients.

I never complained - stayed calm and polite - tried to make it go as smoothly as possible - and made the best of a bad situation.  Left early.  She comes across as very much wanting to be in-control, lots of rules, and no passion whatsoever.

Appreciate she has many positive reviews and lots of regulars, but also 8 Negatives so there are mixed opinions about her.

[houseboot]

I have a sense of deja vu.

[lamboman]

I missed the replies to the original review which has been closed it seems.
Why was that?

[joninbristol]

£180 for a service that would have been classed as sh*t at half the price. Ouch.
This is just one of numerous reasons why I avoid Romanians as a group.
Well done on keeping polite and calm Doombar, and appreciate the review.

[houseboot]

I missed the replies to the original review which has been closed it seems.
Why was that?

Read the title of the deleted one ... I expect that was the reason it was deleted.

[victor989]

Cheers for the review OP.

This is one I've been considering for a while, but these mixed reviews are making me uncertain now.

[Bristolguy]

I’m sorry you had a rubbish time but as for Romanian she’s not like the majority she’s always been decent the times I visited her And never tried the leave early or rip off service and before anyone jumps on me this ain’t no white knight carry on just my experience.

[Doombar]

Read the title of the deleted one ... I expect that was the reason it was deleted.

Yes title was amended.  PM me I you want to know more but its immaterial to this review.

[Doombar]

I’m sorry you had a rubbish time but as for Romanian she’s not like the majority she’s always been decent the times I visited her And never tried the leave early or rip off service and before anyone jumps on me this ain’t no white knight carry on just my experience.

I think we can only write reviews based on our personal experience.  I notice yours says "started with a covered blow job briefly" which if I had asked for would maybe have avoided my bad OWO experience with her.  But I like OWO, and don't like it "briefly" when I have booked 1 hour.

[METEOR]

I've seen her a few times and always had a good time. Stay longer chatting and she usually gives £20 or so back.

[alabama1]

I've seen her a few times and always had a good time. Stay longer chatting and she usually gives £20 or so back.

Usually ? What would you say the ratio is ? And why haven't you reviewed her 

[METEOR]

Usually ? What would you say the ratio is ? And why haven't you reviewed her 

I think 2 out of the 3 visits, in fact she once said just give her £50 for ½hr but gave £70. I believe there's a couple of others on here who have had a similar experience.
I thought I had reviewed her. I will next time I get around to seeing her.

[alabama1]

 

I think 2 out of the 3 visits, in fact she once said just give her £50 for ½hr but gave £70. I believe there's a couple of others on here who have had a similar experience.
I thought I had reviewed her. I will next time I get around to seeing her.

[victor989]

I've seen her a few times and always had a good time. Stay longer chatting and she usually gives £20 or so back.

If she gives back £20 then she's back on my H/L.

[jaydefo24]

Seen her a few times… with mixed results. First time was mediocre. Then a year later I got super fit at the gym and had a good body. She was waay better that time. Then next time, another year later, my body had declined again. Beer belly and less muscle. Service was less good.

[simping]

Seen her a few times… with mixed results. First time was mediocre. Then a year later I got super fit at the gym and had a good body. She was waay better that time. Then next time, another year later, my body had declined again. Beer belly and less muscle. Service was less good.

sounds like she has a type

[justalad]

sounds like she has a type

Good service for gym boys and shit service for everyone else!

[ciderhead]

Good service for gym boys and shit service for everyone else!

Im definitely not a gym boy so Not for me then

[MrT222]

Yeah I had a pretty bad experience with her as well. Very "Romanian" attitude - cold, rude, awkward, complaining. Really didn't turn me on at all.

I found her English wasn't too great either... some of her text messages were literally incomprehensible. To be fair to her, she has changed her profile now to include the things she doesn't do which were previously on her likes list so that's good at least.

Good service for gym boys and shit service for everyone else!

Nah, or at least it's no guarantee. I'm no body builder but I'm in good shape and my punt with her was absolutely dire. Like in my top 5 worst punts.

[lamboman]

Good service for gym boys and shit service for everyone else!