External Link/Members OnlyAfter looking on reviews here. I had to go and see this new massage shop in town.
Date: 14/02/2022. Around 7:30pm
Comms: Shite! No answer and when she did reply she said she was shut. Even when I had already gone in there done the deed and skidaddled.
Location: Manchester Road just of the causeway. Small shop but quite long in length. I do belive it was a house converted in a commercial type property. It is not discreet, you have to press the bell at the door when there's are 100s of cars passing you all the time.
Inside was quite dull. Reception was 1 couch and a heater and that's it. Blue led lights all over.
Price: 30 quid for 30 mins and 25 quid for a hj and raw prostate.
Girl: late 20s, early 30s. Definitely Chinese. Facially not bad but wouldn't go with her. 5ft nothing. Wearing black silk leggings with black tunic.
Arse was flat as a witches tit so there was nothing to touch. Tits were like mini water balloons so not the best there.
The massage: on the bed ready to go. Face in hole and quite comfortable at this stage.
She started to kneed my back like I was a unprepared loaf of bread. No technique just someone rubbing there hands over you.
Some pressure applied in some places but nothing to bring home tho. After the sad fondling she then applied a bit of oil and focused on my legs and arse. She was quite sensual there and after a few moments the cc swipes were in play and then the surprise happens she started to rub her finger on my starfish whilst trying to reach under and have a little play. She then giggled and asked the question? "Happy ending?" Yess so flipped over and it all went down hill. She gripped my cock like a joystick and just wanked me off but then she shoved her finger up my arse with no lube which wa s painful but didn't ask to stop. After a sad 15 minutes of painful wanking I came she cleaned me up and I got dressed n out the door in just 35 mins.
Will I return? Nooooooo. Even tho its cheap I'm more into my sensual nice massages.
