External Link/Members OnlyWritten on my mobile so I apologise in advance regarding any spelling mistakes. Rather than diving head first I did think I would do a little bit of homework and make this punt a little memorable. And memorable it certainly was. Being attracted to her AW pics first made me notice Jessicaxnorth. Her likes her pictures and the price all seemed ok. At the time I think she had a few pics in her private gallery and they were nice also. Next step was to search on UK Puntiny and her AW number brought up 2 Negetives. Both from 2019. I should have taken heed but I did read the reviews and since I was not booking a duo the only concern seemed to be her looks. I was aware of this so I poliety got in touch by message and explained my concerns. Jess was funny cheeky and we clicked right away. She was very understanding and communication was flawless. She put me at ease and even sent a pic of her face on messenger. And because of this I booked a 30 min incall near the hilton gateshead for £70.
Now it's time to get down to the facts. To this point everything had been perfect. Her pics are sexy online She has a gothic and slimish look her face pic (was nice even thought it had a filter). Booking happened jan 2022 or late Dec 2021. Arrived at the location and let in and things went tits up as soon as she opened the door. She's a Helga as lard would say from Mark and Lard. 100% utterly pissed off. She had some of my details so it made sense to continue with the booking and wrote a anonymous review rather then walk and risk be outed.
Firstly her pics are nothing like her. She's more a size 14 to 16.
Secondly facially She's nothing like she portrayed the pic she sent was so filtered it could have been Roy chubby brown. She looked like that chav lass of little Britain. Podgy unattractive and just plain not nice. Dental hygine was rotten. She has poor teeth they are discoloured and this put stop to any ideas of kissing. Was led into a room and I could hear loud laughing from another room so another punter was in here also with a different girl. Punctually she's flawless kind and attentive and polite but that's the only postives. I asked to wash my hands and was shown into the bathroom. Things got worse as there's no hand wash no toilet roll and no towel. The bath/shower had a layer of dust so hadn't been used. I was an evening appointment so I was thinking fuck she hadn't showered. But then thought maybe there's another bathroom / shower she may have used... I was wrong.
Back in the room she started off with oral without I requested she put a condom on as she smelt of B-O and again those teeth. Breath was awful and I could smell it from afar. Boobs are saggy she has a belly yes she does bear some resemblance to Vicky Pollard. She moved onto cowgirl and then doggy. Bum has(had) some spots and there. When the deed was done and I pulled out there was a pungent aroma. The whole punt was just shocking and rightly in the top 5 of the worst punts ever. How someone can do sexwork without showering without mouthwas is just shocking. This review will sound harsh and I am sorry if i offended the service provider but i totally felt misled regarding her looks. She really needs to up her game.
Just to sum up £70 for 30 min incall nr the Hilton Gateshead.
