Lady Marmalade Parties in Birmingham

[Chezzie John]

After seeing that CoolTiger said that LMP parties are the Rolls Royce of parties I though I go and see for myself

The price was £140 for 2 hours

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The venue was fine and was a 2 bedroom flat with on street parking. I was booked into the 12pm session and was told that we could come in at 11:30 and have a drink and shower ect and it was good to have that bit of time to get to know people and get a quick beer down my neck to help get rid of the nerves but it should have been 15mins as there was a mix up.

There was 4 girls at the party as a Frankie got stuck in traffic after a pile up on the M6 And about 8 blokes I think so the ratio was still about right.
Emily looks well better in real life than her photo's and the one I fancied the most. Then Keeley who looks a bit like the girl next door type and I thought she was right sexy too. Then Gina Snake who I'd looked up on the internet doing porn so it was good to see her in the flesh. Then Vera who was sexy too. All of the girls apart from Keeley were foreign but all could all talk good English.

I started my party off with Keeley and as soon as she kissed me I was ready for action so I had her giving me and another bloke owo until I decided it was time to give her one. Then I went into the other room and seen Emily's arse sticking up in the air whilst giving somebody owo and it was a awesome site and I soon got my turn with her After this I had a play with Gina and then went back into the room with Emily and was asked if I was going to take her from behind again and it was a offer to good to refuse. Then after a quick break I fancied seeing Keeley again so off we went again
Then I came across Emily again and was asked if I was up for it again
By this stage I'd not seen Vera yet as she was busy most of the time and we was down to the last 15mins so I had owo from her and then sex. By this stage I was totally drained and only had 5mins left but Linzi who was hosting the party said get back in the and go again. So I got Vera giving me owo again and god knows how she did it but got another on out of me with owotc

I think that's my record cumming 7 times in 2 hours but I fancied the girls and it's not hard to get me going. I didn't see much kissing going off and the only girl I kissed was Keeley but LMP do have a policy of no 1 on 1's so most of the time it wasn't possible.

In the end I loved it and would defo do it again. And also the blokes there were all decent people and they helped make the party so good

[CoolTiger]

Glad you had a greeeaaaaat time. Wow, popped 7 times in 2hrs!! My record at LMP is 4 times in 2hrs.

I think I should now submit my invoice to LMP re charges for "Introduction Commission"   



how would you compare the 1.5hrs at Hush   vs 2.0hrs at LMP?

[Chezzie John]

I know you should be on commission lol

I preferred paying a extra £20 for the extra 30mins as it's less rushed and a lot of people travel a long way for parties so it makes all the driving more worthwhile. And getting time for a drink and a chat beforehand was nice as it gives you time to settle down instead of going straight into the action.

As for which is the best party it's hard to decide as I enjoyed both. Hush is closer to me but it's all down to the amount of girls and blokes in the end. The more the better. And it was also good to see face pictures of most the girls at LMP beforehand as I knew it was worth the 150 mile round trip.

[PuntingPete]

Good review 

I'm glad it was a success, I'm booked into the LMP Bristol party next week. 

[fredhiggins]

Fuck me, 7

Are you sure -  or getting confused with footy?

I can manage 3 in 90 but 7!!

[Chezzie John]

I didn't think I had that many in me either but Linzi the hostess kept encouraging me to try again

Just had a look at the line up for Bristol. They look right nice I'm jealous. Bring them up North

[PuntingPete]

I didn't think I had that many in me either but Linzi the hostess kept encouraging me to try again

Just had a look at the line up for Bristol. They look right nice I'm jealous. Bring them up North

Oh yes, with the lovely Toni being the icing on the cake 

[CoolTiger]

Oh yes, with the lovely Toni being the icing on the cake 

She's more than icing on the cake. The ultimate dream 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Good to hear LMP Birmingham has rolled out well.....

[fredhiggins]

Linzi D is the host?

[Chezzie John]

Just looked her up Fred and yeah your right

[Chezzie John]

I've just figured out who Amanda is at the Bristol party She's a porn star I've met and is quite local to me. Please bring her to the Birmingham party

[vt]

I've just figured out who Amanda is at the Bristol party She's a porn star I've met and is quite local to me. Please bring her to the Birmingham party

Hmm yes, met her a few times too...she's incognito at the moment, but if you look at her face on the Bristol profile you'll soon recognise her...Nice Kid!!   

[PuntingPete]

Hmm yes, met her a few times too...she's incognito at the moment, but if you look at her face on the Bristol profile you'll soon recognise her...Nice Kid!!   

Can someone PM me please? - I don't know who she is 

[ampersand]

Can someone PM me please? - I don't know who she is 

Me too!!

[ciscoxxx69]

Can someone PM me please? - I don't know who she is 

And me? Thanks 

[ciscoxxx69]

And me? Thanks 

Okay...pretty sure I know who it is now.
If it is who I think it is, I've partied with her twice before and she was one of my favourites

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Can someone PM me please? - I don't know who she is 

Me too  . Had the pleasure at a recent party and she was fab. Cheers.

[onaleash]

What kind of blokes do you get at an LMP party, young, old ?? etc

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

What kind of blokes do you get at an LMP party, young, old ?? etc

From the London parties I've attended I would say 80% of guys are between 30-50. In terms of the other 20%, I would say more guys over 50 than under 30. Whatever your age, if you can free your mind and let go of some inhibitions, then I'm sure you will have much fun  .

[Roodboy867]

She looks familiar but can't quite put my finger on it.

[Chezzie John]

I'm booked in for the next party already

Amanda and Toni are there so that's all I need to know

The link on here doesn't work no more as some muppet has reported it has been a fake profile

[Jerboa]

I know you should be on commission lol

I preferred paying a extra £20 for the extra 30mins as it's less rushed and a lot of people travel a long way for parties so it makes all the driving more worthwhile. And getting time for a drink and a chat beforehand was nice as it gives you time to settle down instead of going straight into the action.

As for which is the best party it's hard to decide as I enjoyed both. Hush is closer to me but it's all down to the amount of girls and blokes in the end. The more the better. And it was also good to see face pictures of most the girls at LMP beforehand as I knew it was worth the 150 mile round trip.

Good to hear you had a good time, I might make It to Brum myself, as It's 20 quid cheaper than down in London, yes 90mins at Hush Is cutting It fine, some of us did tell Adele we thought It should be 2hrs, but It's her business, what do we know? 

[Jacobkim]

I'm booked in for the next party already

Amanda and Toni are there so that's all I need to know

The link on here doesn't work no more as some muppet has reported it has been a fake profile

Hi john! When is the next party and how do I book myself in?
Could u plz assist me thanx!

[PuntingPete]

Hi john! When is the next party and how do I book myself in?
Could u plz assist me thanx!

Their AW page is still down, they've announced on Twitter that places can be reserved on **936 767 827 (put 07 in place of the **) or e-mail them at lmpbirmingham1 (at) gmail.com   

We have the pleasure of both Amanda and Toni in Bristol this week 

[Chezzie John]

All the details can be found on Twitter or as Pete said just ring them.

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I've got a fetish for Redheads and now porn star Isabel Dean is now down for the party My record might be getting broken if it carries on like this

[Chezzie John]

Just done the latest party in Brum

The girls this time were Amanda, Chelsea her sister, Jayda and Vanessa.

This is my 5th LMP party since July and had a briilliant time again. I'm not sure how many blokes at this party but I think about 6 or 7. I started the party off with porn star Amanda who I've met before on a solo booking and 3 parties now and she's still my favorite girl. I had owo with french kissing and then I had her finish me off on top. Then I noticed Jayda was free OMG she's right fit and she only had to touch me to get me going and I would have quite happily spent the whole 2 hours with her but had to share. She did owo on me and came kissing me around my neck and I would have loved to snog her face off but I don't think this was available, Then I had her ride me too.
Then it was Vanessa's turn, She was really pretty too and had more owo from her and then I had her ride me again. I don't think she did kissing either but she was nice though.
Then it was time to see Chelsea. It's hard enough work just having Amanda to cope with and having her sister to was exhausting With Chelsea I had french kissing reverse oral and her on top They both work in separate rooms and it would have been a dream come true to have them both together but that wasn't to be but I like both girls
After I'd been with all the girls I had to go and have another session with Jayda and I really hope that she'll be back up North again soon. I'd defo do a one on one with her if she was available up North. And to finish off with I had Chelsea again I'm worn out 

[Jay123]

I'd love to go to a party or to retro club or private club, but I ain't got the bottle to go. Worried about what other blokes might say about my size and weight etc. they do sound like fun though and hopefully one day I'll pluck the courage to go!

[Teessider]

Nice one Chezzie J.

I was at the 6 pm party and here’s my report:

Full house of 8 guys, with 4 girls (Isabel off because not well).

Started with Amanda and doggied her as she sucked another guy’s cock – she made little noises as I fucked her and kept pushing back into my cock to get fucked extra hard. Naughty girl. 

Then to Vanessa and a similar doggy alongside Amanda getting the same from another guy – two horny babes.

To the other room and it’s doggy day as lovely Jayda presents her cute pussy for a session as she sucks a guy’s cock as he sits in the chair. She moans sexily as she gets filled front and back.   

Over to Chelsea and I fuck her in mish over the edge of the bed as she sucks on a cock. She’s lapping it up.   

Since there’s only 4 girls there’s time for a second round and I go back to Amanda and she lies back on the bed with knees up to her shoulders and I get stuck in. We thrash about and she really gets into it, as she enjoys sucking on another blokes cock at the same time. I alternate between fucking her and licking her pussy and after about 10 minutes she cums hard. 

I move on and meet up with her sister and fuck her in mish, then she jumps on top for an energetic reverse cowgirl and she bounces around happily on my cock for several minutes as she sucks on another cock –these are first class multi-talented girls. Then she lies back on the bed and I lick on her clitty until she cums – two satisfied twinnies.   

Then the masterplan: I talk to Linzi and persuade her to get everyone in one room for the final 15 minutes for a mass orgy like Emma does in London. She obliges and we’re all in one room.

My plan is for one twin to sit on my cock and the other to put her pussy on my face, but it’s not to be as they are both too busy sucking cock elsewhere to fulfill my fantasy.   

Anyway, I am with Jayda and I ask if it’s OK to cum on her. She smiles and lies back on the bed to take the spunk from three guys. I shoot my load and I cum heavily having saved it up for a week. Jayda smiles and says ‘Thank you’. No, thank YOU Jayda, it’s my pleasure.   

Good party – great sex and some good laughs.


PS. Jay - nobody will give a fuck what you look like - they'll be too busy trying to fuck the girls.   

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[Chezzie John]

Sound's like you had fun teessider  good idea getting both sister's in the room together. We don't expect them to interact with each other but one kissing you or sat on your face whilst the other fucked you would be awesome 

And Jay don't worry about what you look like cock size or cumming quick. I'm no stud and can't cope with the girls for long but dont care as I'm just on a mission to get through all the girls as many times as possible  And the other blokes are that busy having fun to notice what anybody else is up to and will be encouraging you if anything.

[Captain Caveman]

Sounds epic Teessider - I'm looking forward to next month's line-up. 

I've been to the Private Club. It is cheap and cheerful compared to LMP. The girls are not as fit but still give a good service. Unlike LMP, swingers go to the Private Club too. They are a mixed bag but you can get lucky. Once, when I was there, there was a very attractive young Pakistani woman who was extremely horny and literally begged to be fucked by as many guys as possible 

As the other guys have said, no one at a party will be remotely interested in what you look like and certainly wouldn't pass any comment about you.

[Teessider]

I had a right laugh with Linzi too.

I said to her 'Last time I saw you was at the Retro Club and you had my spunk all over your face!'   

She laughed.

[KidCandyShop]

Just found out Lady Marmalade in Birmingham has been cancelled for next week, Gutted    Looks like booking for bristol following week.

[Captain Caveman]

Gutting, I agree 

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